How to get rid of Fletcher Tringham in a few easy steps.
First you have to sneak into his house, and steal his most prized possession, which is his hat. Once you have his hat get out of there before he wakes up.
Then once you are outside stay hidden but keep looking into the window to see what unfolds.
Once morning comes watch as Fletcher will do the following:
Fletcher will wake up reaching for his hat on his nightstand but to his dismay the hat wasn't there+
Fletcher: "Brother, brother wake up" + as he is shaking Russell to the point that his brain is rattling in his head+
Russell: "What is it Fletcher".
Fletcher: "MY hat it's missing".
Russell: "Isn't it always on your nightstand when you wake up".
Fletcher: "Yes but when I woke up it wasn't there anymore".
Russell: "Come on will look for it, but if we can't find it we will look for a replacement". +Fletcher's eyes started to tear up+
They both are fanatically looking for his hat this will take some time + Polka music, "NOOOO anything but polka music+
Russell: "We have looked through the whole room, the hat is no were to be found".
Fletcher: +Starts to cry+ "But I love that hat it's like my best friend".
Russell: "I know but what can you do guess we have to find a replacement".
Russell pushes down his brother making him sit, then starts to scan the room for a replacement hat+
Russell: "Here try this" +Puts a potted plant onto Fletchers head+
Fletcher: "No that wont work" + He began to cry even more now+
Then Russell puts a kitten onto Fletchers head. But out of nowhere Alphonse runs into the room takes the kitten, then runs away yelling "My kitten, MINE".
Russell tries a few more replacements but none of them worked+
Fletcher: "I want my hat " + now the water works are really pouring out+
Russell: "Quit crying, you're filling the room up with water" + Russell swims over to Fletcher+
Fletcher all of a sudden stops crying and finds a replacements hat in the distance. He swims toward it, then puts it onto his head+
Fletcher: "Brother how does it look?"
Russell: + IS shocked+ "You know that your wearing underwear on your head".
+ Fletcher shakes his head yes+
Russell: "Thank god there clean, they are clean right?"
Fletcher shakes his head no+
Fletcher: " The only way it will stand up if they're crusty".
Person: +Laughs softly, puts on the hat and runs away+