How to get rid of Envy if he was human in a few easy steps.
I thought this up because Envy's hair reminds me of a palm tree+
For some odd reason Envy is in a town with palm trees, and for some even weirder reason he's flirting with the palm tree. All you have to do is hide and listen.
Envy: "So your shy are you, I can change that then rubs the palm tree.
Palm tree: + a coconut falls onto Envy's head+
Envy: "Owwww " + Then rubs his head+ "I guess you don't like that, what do you like tell me and I'll do it".
Palm tree: + another coconut falls on Envy+
Envy: "owwww" +Rubs his head again+ "I guess your not into me, like I want to be in you".
Palm tree: +Five coconuts fall on Envy's head+
Envy: "owww so you want to play rough do yeah" +Envy runs a little ways away and runs full speed into the palm tree knocking it over+
Palm tree falls with a loud thunk+
Envy: "Now that you're helpless and can't hot me with anymore coconuts, I'll take advantage of you." + Envy jumps on top of the palm tree rubbing it all over+
Person: "ewwww this is gross, I'm going to throw up" + Runs away holding a hand over her mouth+