How to get rid of Maria Ross in a few easy steps.
First find a really hot guy and woman tell them your plan, and then pay them off. Plan is: The guy hits on Maria, and then see's the other woman and leaves Maria.
Sit back and watch, as it will play out according to your plan.
The hot man will see Maria Ross and hit on her saying she's the most beautiful woman he has even seen, and so on with the mushy stuff. Maria will blush and be so happy that a hot guy likes her. This will take a while to get Maria swooning for the man + Plays hard rock music "To loud, to loud going deaf"+
Now that Maria is in love with the man, the hot woman will walk pass him, flirting with him as she goes by. The man will forget about Maria and walk past her to the other woman, putting the moves on her now.
Maria will be sad that she got dumped so early + Thinking+ "Why would he dump me, for a blonde bimbo" her emotions are going out of control, she starts crying, and runs away.