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I rechecked the measuring spoon that held the lacewings. After making sure (again) that it was the right amount I added it to my polyjuice and stirred.

I was in detention with Snape for blowing up a potion. That enabled me to hear what women think. Irony, it's a wonderful thing.

Snape (the Greasy Git) was in a foul mood and was making me redo my potion. Can you say 'evil'?

It was all quiet until I heard Snape say,

I have to get my nails done before tonight.

I looked up. Snape was inspecting his fingers.

Pink to match my halter top.

Just like before, outside the Hospital Wing with Hermione, I heard Snape speak, but I didn't see his lips move.

-Insert big gulp-

Snape's a girl? And worst yet, when he's a girl he wears a halter top?I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. You would laugh out loud too if you pictured Snape, as a girl, wearing a halter top.

"Weasley!"

"Yes, um, Sir?" Should I call him Sir? Or Ma'am? Snapella? Yes, that has a nice ring to it. Snapella.

"What is so funny?"

"N-n-nothing sir," I laughed out.

"Well, I see you are up to the half way point in your potion. That will be all for tonight. Now, get OUT!"

What ever you say Snapella. What ever you say.

I just have to tell Harry.

I ran up to the Common Room, laughing all the way to find-

"Harry? Ginny?!"

Said persons were in such a snog fest, you couldn't see where one ended and the other started.

"Ron- it's not what it looks like," said a very red Harry, after detaching himself from my sister.

"Yeah Ron, it is. Harry, Ron shouldn't care who I go out with. It is none of his Business. Even if it is his best friend," Ginny said in her calm-before-the-storm voice as she calmly walked up the stairs after glaring at me. I would bet anything that she was going to talk to Hermione.

"Ron, you - I - I'm sorry," Harry stuttered out.

"Harry, mate. I'm just upset that you didn't tell me before I saw that - thing you guys were doing. I give you my," I cringed a bit. "Blessing."

"Thanks Ron," Harry said before crushing me in a bone-breaking hug.

"Alright, alright. Save that for your- girlfriend. Speaking of whom is most likely upstairs with 'Mione , I suggest you go and find her."

He nodded as he said, "Ron. Are you sure your ok with this?"

"Yeah I'm sure- hey! I have something to tell you."

"What is it?"

"When I was in detention, I found out a little something. Snape's a-" Right here I was overcome with laughter, so Harry had to wait until I could speak again. "Snape's a transvestite!"

It was a good ten minutes before either of us could breathe.

"Ok, considering we knew this fact all along," I snorted, "I mean really. We always knew he wasn't really, truly male. But Ron, how do you know?"

I sighed. It was going to be a long night.

A/N: Some Harry/Ginny goodness for all of those who love it! I hope you all loved it! As always, REVIEW!

Next Chapter: Harry finds out about Ron's powers.