Everyone's Sick at Hogwarts
Part of the Story "at Hogwarts" series
-in which characters, problems and motives are introduced and dealt with...or Not
(somewhat connected to Crimson--done by kira who is almost done writing it)
DISCLAIMER Man here to save the day!
the spankn' world of Harry Potter is in no way own by me or a strange looking goat...or is it?...no
The class started off a bit shaky. Meg mumbled and stumbled a bit in the beginning, but kira, James, Snape or anyone else, soon put to rest any sneers or smirks from a student, with violent threats or looks.
Things finally picked up, you could say, when meg started with the live demo.
Deciding to do a correction of last classes lesson, meg had dedicated today's lesson on the giant octo-squidy thing-y living in the lake. The baby octopus had healed nicely thanks to meg, and was swimming about the fish bowl cooing slightly as meg began her lesson.
"Um…to begin with, this, this is the…the ooops its ok I got it. Okay so this…octopus right, it's a baby and doesn't really have any connection to to the squid thing in the lake…but it is very very cute. I named him Lonna Lena Moo Moo. Isn't he so cute."
This is when things got messy. Whether it was nervousness from being in front of so many large creatures or the massive brain damage that he had with stained yesterday, Lonna wasn't happy. As meg hugged him and squeezed him, basically showing him as much love as possible without getting creepy, Lonna got very tense and then started shaking. Before meg could ask him what was wrong, Lonna erupted with an eruption of INK
"Told you it would be interesting." James said laughing as meg got covered from head to toe in black octopus ink.
"Now who said something like this would happen?" Kira said while rubbing her eyes.
"It will be fine so long as-"
"Crap! My shirt!"
"It beings…" James chuckled in a deep manly voice.
The ink had spayed all over Meg, but mainly on her white blouse, leaving her dripping wet. Wiping off her face, and placing the animal on the ground in front of her, meg began rubbing and whipping at the massive stain.
Even though half the school was out sick, there were still a lot of boys in the class, and to see their new professor rubbing her chest, well, it made learning fun.
"Neville," meg whined pulling and rubbing at her shirt. "Do you think this will come out?"
"No.' he said a bit too quickly. "You'd, you'd better go and ah wash yourself up."
"Yes," added Seamus. 'Right… this… second."
"Ummm, but the class." Meg said nervously.
Then half the class repeated Seamus's last words.
'Well okay."
Still at the back of the class, Kira and James looked at each other in disbelief.
"For a natural brunette," James begun. "She acts very blond some times."
"Oh meg." Kira said as meg tripped over the octopus and came very close to falling into the lake. "Hey, where's Snape?"
The large red chair that James had conjured just minutes before now lay empty, and before James could speak, a large splash and screech echoed throughout the area.
As meg was leaning over the water, someone, cough Snape pushed her in and now she was dripping wet, with a baby octopus on her face.
The octopus, you see, had never truly been in fresh water before that is water not in a bowl, and just like before, it was freaking out. Lonna Lena Moo Moo really did need a shrink.
"Ah fuck, the waters cold." She said shivering in the cold wet water trying to pull the octopus off of her body.
"Look on the Brightside," kira yelled. 'At least it's deluded the ink a bit."
"And made me fucking cold…gaaa get off me Lonna! Ahhh!" again she fell into the water.
"I really don't see how this is educational," Hermione sneered, with arms crossed.
"It teaches one thing." Ron said intently watching the action in the water.
"RON!" both Hermione and James yelled at once, hitting him on the back of the head.
Kira just stood back laughing at the happenings, smoking deep purple ash from a dark green pipe.
Back at, or rather in the lack, Meg had just successfully ripped Lonna from her shirt, which incidentally also meant that she had ripped several buttons from her now socking wet, semi-see through blouse. She had also caught the "ear" of today's class study, which wasn't such a good thing, at least for her. Out from the dark waters came a large tentacle, purple in colour with large disk-like suction cups, which immediately grab hold of the poor girl.
Without time to even make a sound, she was dragged under.
"Shouldn't we do something?" James asked very concerned.
"just wait a moment."
"Dumbledore?"
"shhh, Squidy will bring her up very soon."
"Sir, what are you doing down here?"
"Watching the show, now shhhh! You'll make me miss the best part."
Flashing the class from both ends, Meg burst out of the water gasping for breath; the squids tentacles raped tightly around her, with Lona clinging tightly to the outside of her bra.
"Help," Meg whined. "I'm being molested by a baby octopus and a giant squid!"
"I really think we should do something."
"Oh hush James," kira said. "I'm sure meg is having a wonderful time. She loves swimming and all."
"There's swimming and then there's being throttled by a giant squid."
"Same thing."
"not really."
"Ahhhh! They're touching me in places where I don't want to be touched; at least not in publiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!"
Hmmm, when she gets down, tell her that she got the job."
"But headmaster," Hermione whined. "I hardly see how that was an educational lesson. More like soft core porn."
"Come now Hermione, the lads loved it, and those are the ones who have been failing this class lately."
"And besides," continued James as meg once again was pulled under. "I'm sure this class was just nerves. She'll do better next time."
"That she will," chuckled the old man, as he turned to leave.
"You're just going to leave her like that?" kira asked showing mucho concern…for the first time.
"I have things I must attend to. Headmastery things. I must be master of the head that is this school."
"Riiiiiight."
"So how is she going to get down?"
"I'm sure someone will eventually get her or the squid will tire of her."
"that's get sir."
"You suck as a headmaster."
As he was walking away, he turned around and yelled: "Oh that reminds me. Since meg did a great job, you two," he said pointing at kira and james. "Get to work as well. Congratulations you're professors."