Chapter Two
"Hey guys! The show's back on!" Max yelled as Cody and Zach dived onto the couch.
The TV screen showed Cam and Lily sneaking up to a WalMart helper doode.
"Excuse me, sir, but where are the rifles?" Lily asked loudly.
The helper doode looked startled at first, then said, "Here, let me show you."
"thank you." Lily said politly.
The man showed them the guns, and then Lily asked, "Now, where are the anti-depressants?"
the Walmart helper ran out as fast as he could.
"that wasnt nice..." Cam stated, and then ANOTHER WalMart helper doode stepped up.
"How may I help you?" he asked
"WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" Cam faked tears, and ran towards the bathroom.
But she stopped, opened a can of tomato juice and left a trail going to the bathrooms.
Lily walked over the the Lay-away center, while Cam went to the clothing department.
;to Cam;
"ok, I need y'all to be quiet..." Cam said, as she slipped into a clothing rack.
Cody, Max, and Zach moved in aticipation to see what she did next.
A woman started to browse through the rack, and as she did, Cam squeaked, "pick me! PICK ME!"
The woman screamed and dropped her bags then ran away.
Cam stepped out looking very proud of herself.
Carey, Zach, Cody, Max, and Tapeworm all laughed.
Maddie stepped in the room. "hey guys what are you doing?" she asked.
"Watching The Two Stupid People Show, sweet thang." Zach said.
Maddie ignored Zach, and sat down next to Carey.
"I love this show, Cam and Lily are so funny!" Maddie exclaimed.
;to Lily;
"Excuse me, ma'am..." Lily said, stepping up the the lady currently working on lay-away.
"yes? How may I help you?" she asked.
"I would like a bag of M&Ms on lay-away." Lily said importantly.
"Excuse me?"
Everyone in Zach and Cody's suite laughed.
;to Cam;
Cam ran over to the gardening department, and tugged on one of the workers' aprons.
"yes, little girl, how can I help you?" the woman said impatiently.
"yes, uhm, I would like a sample of your freshest manuer." Cam said matter-of-factly.
the woman was supprised.
"well?" Cam said impatiently.
"Uhm. Yes. Right away." the woman walked off.
--10 min--
"ok, where did that lady go?" Cam stomped off.
;to Lily;
"yes...I-WOULD-LIKE-A-BAG-OF-M&MS-ON-LAY-AWAY." Lily said slowly.
"I'm not deaf." the lady snapped.
"then why dont you do it?" Lily raised her voice.
"but- it's complicated-"
"WHATS SO COMPLICATED ABOUT-"
The lady put a hand over Lily's mouth.
Once again, everyone in Zach and Cody's suite laughed.
;to Cam;
"exuse me!" Cam said, finding the womanwho was supposed to gether cw poo but wasshowing some people peonies.
"What do you WANT?" she asked.
"you never gave me my poop."
Cody, Zach, Maddie, Carey, Max, and Tapeworm laughed.
"excuse me?" an old lady asked Cam.
"Yeah. The lady right there-" Cam pointed to the WalMart lady- "needs to give me my POOP. she stole it and aint givin it back, and now shes handlin' ur durn peonies."
The old lady took a step back.
"Listen, lady, I'm not gonna make ur life hard if you give me my poop."
A: thats all for now!