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The show was over, and Cody, Zach, Maddie, Carey, Max -gasps for breath- and Tapeworm groaned.

"Hey wouldn't it be cool if they came to the Tipton?" Zach asked, and at that moment Mr. Moseby walked into the suite.

"No, that would not be cool, because the inspection is on its way, and I would not like 2 more troublesome girls to go along with 2 troublesome twins." Mr. Moseby replied.

Zach noticed him, and screamed, flipped backwards off the couch, and landed at Mr. Moseby's feet. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zach screamed again.

Mr. Moseby rolled his eyes.

"What? Another inspection?" Cody asked.

"Yes, and I hope that you two do not have any more RAT projects to work on." He glared at the twins.

"It was his fault!" they both cried at the same time, pointing at each other.

They glared, then said, "no, it was YOUR fault!"

Glaring again.

"STOP COPING ME!"

"I SAID STOP!"

They both rolled their eyes at each other.

"FREAKY STALKER PERSON!" they exclaimed at the same time, and both ran into the same closet without knowing the other was there.

"Is he still there?" Cody asked himself.

"Is who there?" Zach asked.

The twins looked at each other in the closet, and-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cody yelled.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zach yelled.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cody screamed.

"HOLY FUDGE BANANAS ON A STICK WITH A TACO AND A SIDE OF GUACAMOLIE!" Zach screamed.

"what?" Cody asked.

"Absolutely no clue." Came Zach's reply.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They both screamed, and ran out of the door.

Maddie grabbed the two spazzy boys by the collar, and sat them down.

"Phew," Carey said.

"it was HIS fault."

Everybody except for the arguing boys walked out, shaking their heads. Even when Carey closed the door, they could still hear screams of-

"ITS YOUR FAULT!" Cody yelled.

"NO, ITS YOUR FAULT!" Zach accused.

"SHUT UP!" Cody repiled.

"OH YEAH,WELL, YOUR MOM!" Zach screamed.

"DON'T BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MAMA!" Cody screamed back.

"YOUR FACE!" Zach said.

"WHAT ABOUT MY FACE?" Cody asked.

"ITS ALL... FACE-ISH!" Zach relied again.

"OH YEAH WELL YOUR MAMA'S MAMA!" Cody retorted.

"YOUR MAMA'S MAMA'S MAMA!" Zach said.

"YOUR MAMA'S MAMA'S MAMA'S FACE'S MAMA'S FOOT!" Cody snapped.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, CODY?" Zach asked.

"DONT JUDGE ME!" Cody said.

A: you know, i had to use a thesaurus to find all of these things instead of saying said all the time cos i mean, after hearing said 80 billion times i forget what it means and if i'm saying it right. you know what i mean, right? right. ok. cool. dont judge me cos thats just tackey.please.