A/n– Ok, thanx for the reviews, but keep reading, I'll keep updating as much as possible, ok, L8er!
Chapter 2- acting strange
"How do you know Naruto-the-baka over here, Sakura-san?" Sasuke asked.
"Well---" Sakura started. "You know, dad abused mom, mom threatened to take me away with her, dad killed mom, dad went to prison for life, the rest of the families in America, I ran away, passed out in a park, met this ding-dong, became friends, he broke into a animal testing facility, was booted out of Osaka, and never said a word."
"HEY, I HAD TO HAVE MY MONKEY WITH 7 EARS, OR IT WOULDN'T BE AN ACT BY ME!" Naruto screamed.
"If there even was a monkey with seven ears, and you found it and kept it, I would feel bad for the poor monkey, because of you and your screaming, just think of how much you scream, and it just hurts our 2 ears, but with a poor monkey with 7 ears, its ears would die!"
Naruto was about to disagree, but he saw the whole class nodding their heads and agreeing with Sakura, then he just sighed it off.
"Wait, because he's been your friend for so long, and now you're our friend, do we have to be nice to him, with no more bagging on him too?" Itachi asked.
"No, you guys can still bag on him all you want, I still do"
"Thank god, without my daily bagging on naruto, it wouldn't be right!" Neji shouted.
"Yeah, but no punching him, you guys can smack him and stuff, but punching is my duty. Understand?" she waited and got pissed then Inner sakura popped out of nowhere. "WELL!"
"Yes ma'am" they all whispered
"WHAT, I CAN'T HERE YOU!"
"YES MA'AM!"
"Goodie, now it's time for lunch, come on ladies!" Sakura screamed.
All the guys either 'hmp-ed', or 'pft-ed' or even dared 'brat'
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When they all went to the line, all of the scrony girls in front of her ordered everything like this:
Salad
salad
salad
salad
salad
chicken salad
gasps were heared everywhere
or just salad?
salad
salad
jock burger
jock pizza
jock pizza
jock cheeseburger
prep salad
jock burger
jock pizza
Ino, school bitch salad
Naruto salad
people stared for a sec, realizing it was just naruto, then turned around, and Ino said, "Freak"
and as Naruto tried to walk away, a jock tripped him...BIG MISTAKE!
"HEY" Sakura screamed.
The jock winced from the scream in his ear, then look and saw the new 'sexy' pink haired 'babe' in behind him, and he was dumb enough to say, "Waz up baby, you lookin' to ditch those jerks and hitch the star quarterback of our football team?"
Sakura didn't know whether to stand there out of shock, then stomp on his foot and walked away, or beat him to a pulp and her gang of friends behind her, Neji was about to whack him for it, but Sakura held him back and whispered, to Neji and her friends, "HE IS SOOOOO MINE!" When she said that, the guys knew to back away, before she went to vent her rage on someone, besides the idiot/doomed jock in front of them.
Then Sakura Slowly and as sexy as she possibly do (which made budges in a lot of guys pants, and sorry this is kind of gross, but It will be funny, I promise!) Then she grabbed a strawberry, dipped it in the whipped-cream, put it on one of the desserts the cafeteria had and brought it up to him and licked her lips and threw it in his face, then put her arms on his shoulders and pulled herself a little closer, and knee-ed him where it hurt most, then whispered in his ear, "If I EVER catch you near my friends ever again, I'll smash your family jewels, and make you eat them," she pulled away, seeing that tears were falling from his cheeks and she smiled sweetly, and continued, "Got it?"
The Jock nodded slowly, trying not to make his 'treasures' break in the process. (A secret- She used be star player of the soccer team and was even earned the nickname 'scorch', because she would scorch a circle from where the ball hit the net!)
Then Sakura walked over to Naruto, trying to get up, but he couldn't stand on his ankle. Neji was leaning over the boy's ankle and declared to Sakura, "He definently sprained it, 'cause he can still move it and all" Then Sakura asked, "Itachi, Sasuke, can you boys take Naruto to the office, and get him a cast or something?"
"Why us?" the boys bellowed.
"Because, you guys are strongest, and we all know how much Ramen he can eat, and because I asked you guys to, so will you please?" she made her Famous trade-mark (Yes, she's famous, but no-one knows yet!) Puppy eyes.
The boys sighed and said,"Ok, but you owe us!" Sasuke yelled.
"Obvious already, now go!" With less than a second the boys were already gone, then Sakura stood up and decided to make a permanent point across the school then and there, "OK, Listen EVERYONE, IF I EVER CATCH ANYONE EVEN GETTING CLOSE TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS, I WILL DO TO THE BOYS, WHAT I DID TO MR. QUARTERBACK OVER THERE, AND TO THE GIRLS, I have my ways, GOT IT!"
Groans were let out everywhere along with a chuckle from Shika, short for Shikamaru, she had already memorized everyone at the school's name by heart and photo and it was still her first day. Then Sakura walked over to Shikamaru, to scare the crap out of him, she got in his face and said, "Did you just laugh? DID YOU JUST LAUGH!" she burst out (Man is inner-sakura getting a huge workout today or what!)
"Yeah, whatcha' gonna do about it, huh?"
"Hmm, very good question, Shika, what should I use, I've already use the 'nutcracker' on Q.B. over there, but for you, I'll make it special," she stood straight up and looked towards the cheerleaders and said, "After I show this, I want to say now, No, I will NOT join cheerleading! Or should I say Bitch-squad?" Then everyone watched with suspence, as she did a quadruple-back-flip, with a 960 turn and kicked him in the jaw with her left foot, landed on her right hand, pretended to fall, down on her stomach, but before she landed, she use all her strength and turned round completely, legs and stomach still not on the ground, and tripped Shika over and he landed with a thud on the ground.
Then, ask Sakura stood up, she got a bunch of 'whoots' and 'marry me's and even, 'look at that sexy babe move's as she walked over to the lunch line, which had cleared a move, then Sakura smirked at Ino, turned towards the lunch-lady and said, "Yes, I had a very big workout, I would like a tripple-cheeseburger with everything on it except onions, and that will be all, Arigato."
(SP?)
"Yeah ok..." there was complete silence, and everyone stared at Sakura who covered her ears, and her friends did the same, then she heard an ear piercing, "WHAT YOU ORDERED A WHAT! GOD I KNEW YOU WERE A FREAK, BUT NOT A MONSTER!" and no it wasn't the lunch lady, she was too scared to decline Sakura's order, because of all the damage she had just done with a couple of blows, no it was instead, Ino, who would have fainted if it was not for her yelling out of surprise, but she would have joined her friends, if she didn't scream.
There was only one thing Sakura did, because Ino was still yelling, she—
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A/n: Hope that got ya, sorry it took soo long! L8er, R&R!