As I walk through my dungeon in the shadows of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
Cause I've been brewing and teaching so long that
Even Dumbledore thinks that my mind is gone
I go and cross the students, who didn't deserve it
Treated them like punks, Now this is heard of
They better watch how they're talking, and where they're walking
Or they might just find themselves pelted with chalk
I really hate to trip, but hear this joke
As I spoke I saw myself in the potions smoke ... fool
I'm the kind of fiend that the professors wanna be
In my dungeon all them nights, brewing potions by candlelight
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, Voldemort was right
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much deatheater parties got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with revenge on my mind
Got my wand in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a tripped out villain, black robes of gander
And my esteem is down so don't arouse my anger ... fool
Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say
I'm 43 now but will I live to see 44
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt come after me.
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
Power, hate and money, money, hate and power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in the graveyard, but I don't know who's fooling
They say I've got to learn but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they fucked
That's why I know my life is out of luck ... fool
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
They been spending most their lives in a tea and cookie paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are coming after me.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are coming after me.