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Disclaimer: I do not own it.
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Title:
The Death of Comedy
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Chapter Title:
How Mustang Became Colonel Bastard
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'Riiinggg...riinnnggg...' went the phone on Colonel Roy Mustangs desk before he hurriedly answered it.
"Hughes for the last time, I do not want you to come over and show me more pic-" at that moment Roy, who had a vein popping in his forehead, was cut off by Major Edward Elric on the other end.
"Hi, sweet-heart!" Yelled Edward happily.
Hawkeye Cocked her head curiously looking at Mustang "Keep it down, Edward..." said Mustang, "Hawkeyes' right here."
"WHAT YOU COLONEL BASTARD!" Yelled Edward, "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT...THAT...WELL SHE'S PERFECT BUT THAT NO EXCUSE!"
"I'm on cheating on you, Edward." Said Roy nervously, "Please believe me."
"What was that, Sir?" Asked Hawkeye.
"I told him that I'm not cheating him out of any information." Mustang said nearly swallowing his tongue.
"ROY ARE YOU TALKING WITH THE SLUT WHO'S TRYING TO STEAL MY MOOPSIE ROYIEKINS AWAY FROM ME!" Edward screamed over the phone.
"I told you now to call me that!" Roy screeched, "SHE HEARD THAT TOO YOU IDIOT!"
"What did Major Elric call you Sir? AND WHAT IN GODS NAME DID HE CALL ME?" Hawkeye yelled pulling out two pistols.
BANG
Mustang screamed like a little girl.
BANG BANG BANG
Hawkeye picked up the phone from where it had fallen when Roy ran. "Edward soon I will track down your lover...and your next." said Hawkeye a malicious gleam in her eyes as she enunciated each word.
Edward screamed and passed out.
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A/N PLEASE REVIEW! Okay well whatt'a 'ya think?
Edit after upload:
Promiss next chapter will be longer