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Disclaimer: I don't not own it! I do not own it! I do not not not own it! (Walks off singing 'I do not own it')
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Title:
The Death of Comedy
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Chapter Title:
Megalomania Dreams
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"All hail Edward-Sama." Chanted the crowd bowing to the seven foot Edward Elric, State Alchemist that now had the rank of Colonel(after he had finally gotten rid of Colonel Bastard) and he was now known as the State Alchemist that caused women to faint when he entered the room.
Winry ran up to him "Ohh Edward!" she yelled throwing her arms around him, "How could we ever have doubted you'd grow!"
"That was your own fault for not believing in me." He said in a deep voice as he kissed her passionately.
They walked down the street arm-in-arm. Edward smirked as he passed a printing shop that sold pictures of the "Famous State Alchemist"(Edward Elric) in various states of undress. As Winry and Edward turned the corner Edward spotted Rabid Fangirls who were trying to get past his body-guards so they could take him home with them and do all kinds of indecent things to him. He smirked as he waved to them, he blew the prettiest a kiss. Because of this show of emotion it caused Winry to go into a mad fit of jealousy and beat the poor girl up.
He turned another corner and there were more girls, this time making it past his body-guards. They carried him off; took him to a hotel room.
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Edward woke with a jolt as the train bounced along. He could feel cramps in his legs from sleeping in the uncomfortable position he was sleeping in. Turning over he got 'comfortable' in yet another uncomfortable position. Smirking to himself, he fell back to sleep.
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A/N...I don't know what to say...I don't really like this short...I might not post it...