WADDAYA MEAN THEY'RE 2 PERCENT BIRD!
Chapter 3: The Detectives mission and the Tournament begins
Before I begin, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW PEOPLE! DO IT BEFORE I SEND ERASERS ON ALL YOU WHO DON'T REVIEW! That is all.
FT: Ok people! PLACES!
Hiei: Hn. Im not doing this baka ningen attempt at a story.
FT: You're doing it Hiei or else.
Hiei: Or else what?
FT: OHHHHHH YUKINA! I KNOW WHO YOUR BRO...
Hiei: Ok Ill do it.
Max:see, thats what happens when you upset the great Fire Thief. Of course, she's making me say this because she has power over whatever I do.I cant help it though...I get free doughnuts on Fridays!
Yusuke: HEY! FT, how come we dont get doughnuts?
FT: Because I can and I just did.Now for the final time... PLACES YOU BAKA'S BEFORE I SEND THE ERASERS ON STERIODS ON YOU!
Everyone: wimper
"Waddaya want diaper brains! The tournament is in 1 week and your giving us a mission!" asked an angry Yusuke. (I did a little fast forward if you don't mind.) He and the team of spirit detectives are in Koenma's office awaiting their next mission. There baby of a boss (with anger equal to Hitler's at the moment) replies,
"For your information Yusuke, this mission has to do with the Dark Tournament! Now sit down AND SHUT UP!" By now he's redder than Kurama's hair, if that was possible.
"Now than, for some reason, a team of all humans called, 'Team Angel Experiment' has entered the tournament. According to my spies that have checked them out, they're names are…" he pushes a button and his screen come down and shows a burry picture of Angel,
"Angel," he pushes the button again and this picture has Gazzy's picture,
"The Gasman a.k.a. Gazzy," he pushes it again and Nudge is shown,
"Nudge," he pushes it again and Iggy is shown,
"Iggy," he pushes it again and Fang is shown,
"Fang," he pushes it again and Max is shown,
"And their leader and oldest member, Maximum Ride a.k.a. Max."
"Why are there names so weird?" asked Kuwabara.
"Kami (1) know Kuwabara." Answered Koenma.
"Hn. What's so special about them? Our team has humans." Asks Hiei.
"According to my spies, they use no Spirit energy when they fight, in fact, they HAVE no Spirit energy, yet they have powers. But that's not all. I tried looking them up, and they have no files." Now he had gotten the team's attention.
"How can they have no files Koenma? You have a file for every person and demon ever born in all 3 of the worlds." Asks Kurama. In his mind, Yoko was curious on how 6 kids had gotten past Koenma.
"That's what I need you to find out. Who they are, what are they and what do they do. You might fight them in the tournament but observe how they fight. Be careful when you fight them. All of my spies that I've sent at them have come back an inch towards death." With that statement, Yusuke and Kuwabara gulped in fear. Kurama tensed up a little bit and Hiei was… well, Hiei.
(FF to the day that they have to leave for the tournament Max's POV)
Genkai leads us to a forest with an old path leading in to it. I'm wearing jeans with a white skort over it. The skort has slits up the sides so I can run. For a shirt I'm wearing a U2 'How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb' concert shirt. (FT: if you dont know what it looks like, look it up on the Internet. Its a beautiful thing isn't it?) To complete my outfit I have a green hat on that makes me look like 'Hey-I'm-the-kid-who-always-wears-a-hat-at-school-even-though-I'm-not-suppose-to.' Fang is wearing black cargos with a ton of pockets that have kunai and shuriken in all of them. He has a plain black T-shirt on along with a spiky dog collar and spiky wristband. Iggy is wearing tan cargos with a heck of a lot of pockets, one of which has a whip in. He is also wearing a plain white T-shirt. Nudge is wearing a pink skirt that goes to her knees with slits up to her hips so she can run. She has a black halter top on that says, "Don't hate me because I'm powerful," along with a lot of necklaces. Gazzy is wearing camouflage cargos with about 5 pockets. He has a camouflage shirt on. On his back is a katana that Genkai gave him. Angel is wearing white jeans with an orange Reese's shirt. In her hand is Celeste and by her side is Total, wagging his tail without a care in the world. Man I wish that was me. I turn my attention to Genkai as she starts to talk,
"Alright team, this path leads to the boat which will take you to the Dark Tournament. Remember what I told you about how they eliminate people on the boat. Angel, if you ever get scared, pretend one of the demons is Jeb. Remember what you are fighting for. Good luck." Genkai said to us. With that, she disappears into the shadows.
"How does she do that?" asks Nudge with wonder in her voice. I roll my eyes and take hers and Angel's hand. Gazzy holds Iggy's hand to lead him through the path. Soon we see a fire. Around it are some creatures that make Erasers look handsome after they've transformed. Now that's sayin' something, let me tell you.
"I smell humans, where are they?" I hear one of them asks. They turn to look at us.
"That must be them. Strange, I sense no spirit energy coming from them at all. Maybe they're lost…" says one that looks like a cross between a bull, a human and a dog.
"Letsssssssssss kill them!" shouts another one that sounded like a snake and looked like one too. I look over to Gazzy and say to him in our 'flock tongue,'
"U and A Gazzy, up and away." He nods at me and asks me in flock tongue,
"Wings showing or non-showing?"
"Non-showing please." He snaps his fingers and our wings that are underneath our clothes vanish. Our wings uncurl out of the slits in our shirts, but the demons can't see them.
"CHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEE!" the demons yell as they start to stamped towards us. Before they could blink, we had disappeared.
"Where'd they go?" asks a demon. (I'm too lazy to describe him. Just imagine a real but-ugly demon and that him.) I whistle to them and shout,
"Up here ya assholes!" They look up and they see us in the air, along with Total who is Angel's arms.
"What the…"
"Listen up losers; we're here for the Dark Tournament. You can fight us on the boat. Until then anyone got a problem with us, please raise your hand now and we'll happily kill you now." All of the demons are silent until one brave, but stupid one raises there hand and says,
"I'm not afraid of some puny humans!" I look at the flock to see who will do the honors of killing this sad, sad soul. Fang goes forward and says,
"I got this idiot Max." He closes his eyes and then opens them after 1 minute. His eyes are glowing black. He raises his right arm and says,
"WHIRLPOOL OF SHADOWS!" Shadows appear underneath the demon that raised his hand and they start to suck him in until he's gone.
"Gazzy, you got 5 seconds to tell me what happened before I punch your lights out." Iggy demands.
"It was cool. A demon raised his hand and Fang sent the shadows to eat him." Gazzy told him.
"Cool." He replied.
"Now, if anyone else is dumb enough to insult us, then we will patiently wait for the boat up here." I said.
"Hey Max, the boat's here and is about to blow the whistle in 3…2…1…" Iggy counted down. As he reached zero, the boats whistle went off. Nice huh? We fly towards the boat and get on. Within 15 minutes, the boat was sailing towards the island where the Dark Tournament takes place. Soon, the captain pushes a button and an arena appears on the boat.
"Ok demons…and lowlife humans (Max&team: HEY!)… Here's how things are gonna work. You send one fighter to the arena. They fight and if they lose, you can't compete in the Tournament. Now choose your fighters!" the captain says to all of us on the boat. All of the teams send their biggest player to the ring. Angel is jumping up and down saying,
"I wanna fight Max! PleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE!" Amazingly enough, she said all of this in one breath.
"Ok Angel, you can fight, just don't die on us, ok?" I said to her. She squeals with delight and flies to the arena. There's a total of 5 demons in the arena and they all start laughing when we send Angel up there to fight. Crud… what have I done? Angel's only 7 and she's about to fight demons who are more than 3 times her size.
"Lets kill the kid first and then it's every demon for themselfs!" I hear one demon with an axe as a weapon shout to the other demons. They charge at Angel. Her eyes glow white for a split second, and then the demon with the axe gets a glazed look in his eyes before he starts killing the demons.
"Gazzy, what's going on?" Iggy asked.
"Well, Angel's using her mind control on a demon with an axe and he just chopped the head off of one demon... now he chopped another demon in half from the waist... now he chopped another one in half from the head...Ouch... he just chopped off a guys head, arms and legs. One demon left...Owww... thats gotta hurt. He just chopped a guy in 4 big pieces. Now he's... Ohhhhhhh... he just split himself down the middle. I guess Angel won then." I look at Angel and she seems very happy with herself. All of the other demons are like: o.o
"GET THEM!" a demon shouted and the demons stampeed(sp?) towards us. We fly up and begin our attacks. Gazzy takes out his new katana and goes invisible with it.
"INVISIBLE SHOCKWAVE SLASH!" we hear him say and about5 demons fall dead. Nudge takes a deep breathe before diving and screaming, (Like Talon on Static Shock)causing about10 demons to disenigrate. Iggy's eyes glow blue and a wave the size of the Empire State building appears behind him.
"TSUNAMI RUSH HOUR!" he shouts before 12 demons are swept off of the boat. I place my arms like I'm about to shoot an arrow.
"PARALYZING ARROW! SPLIT AND FOLLOW YOU TARGETS!" I shout as I relase the unseen string and an army of arrows of electricity rain down on the demons. The arrows follow and paralyze the rest of the demons. My eyes glow yellow andthe skies start to darken and lightning cracks as I say my final attack:
"LIGHTNING STORM BRAGGADE!" Lightning flashes and strikes the rest of the demons, killing them.
"Well that was no challenge. Hey Fang, care to get rid of the bodies?" I ask him. He noddes and preforms his whirlpool of shadows and the bodies disapear.
"I take it we won?" Iggy asked.
"Duh, we won. By the way Iggy, what kind of name is "Tsunami rush hour?" Why not just tsunami? 'Cause that sounded kinda..." I slap my hand over Nudge's mouth before she can say anything else to Iggy. I look at the front of the boat and I see the Island where the tournament will take place. I guess the Tournament has officially begun.
FT: And CUT! brilliant people! ok take the rest of the day off you deserve it.
All: YES!