WADDAYA MEAN THEY'RE 2 PERCENT BIRD!

Chapter 4: Round one of the Tournament

Sorry I havent updated lately. Im sorry!

Before I begin, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS FILLED WITH PEACE, LOVE, AND BELLBOTTOMS, REVIEW PEOPLE! DO IT BEFORE I SEND ERASERS ON STERIODS ON ALL YOU WHO DON'T REVIEW! That is all.

Ways to get rid of evil plot bunnies:
1. Atempt to lure them away with a carrot.
2. If that doesn't work, put the bunnies in cages and bring out the dino-mito!
3. If that fails, bring out Gazzy and feed him beans and leave him alone with the bunnies.
4. If that ain't workin', bring out a sibling or friend who's crazy and get them sugar high and leave them alone with the bunnies to let them do their stuff.
5. Not workin' get the smartest person tyou know and have them make a weapon that's problaly illegal.
6. Still not workin', get the most destructive person or people you know (in my case, my three cousins), and let them bring out the, as Whit Angel Chan says, "Fun Waiting to happen."
7. If none of this works, read the second to last final suggestion.
8. If all else fails, bring out a kid between the ages of 3-7 or as innocet as they come, and let them lead thebunnies away with what I like to call, "The carrot of insperation."
9. If none of this stuff works, you're on your own!

"WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE DARK TOURNAMENT! IM YOUR HOST, JURI NOW LETS MEET THIS YEARS TEAMS!" the announcer named Juri...well...announced.

"LAST YEARS CHAMPIONS... TEAM URAMESHI!" Juri announced as the team of Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, Jin and Toya come onto the platform.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the demons shouted.

"SHADDDDUPPPPP!" Yelled Yusuke. The demons, (who suddenly remembered who beat Toguro) shut up.

"TEAM KATSYUA! TEAM HONDA! TEAM MAZAKI! TEAM JONOUCHI! TEAM HIROTO! AND TEAM SHINOBI!" the crowd cheered as the teams came out.

"NOW THIS YEAR WE HAVE A TEAM OF ALL HUMANS!" Juri announced as she headed for the bomb shelter.

:Silence: then

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!" The demons yelled they started to argue with her.

"Listen, I dont make the rules, I just announce. NOW FOR YOUR FINAL TEAM... TEAM ANGEL EXPERIMENT!" With that we walk up to the platform. We're wearing the same stuff we wore yesterday.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The demons yell.

"HUMANS SUCK!" one demon yelled. I look at him and fly towards him, my wings invisible. Everyone was in shock that I could fly.

"So, you think humans such, eh?" I said as I start cracking my knuckles. I raise my hand towards one of the spotlights. The electicity travles to me and the spotlight is shut off. I raise my hand to the demon and shout,

"LIGHTINING OF ZEUS!" then with an attack power equall to the Greek god Zeus, that demon is killed. I fly back to the platform and turn to the demons and say,

"Ok losers, anyone else got a problem with us being human, please speak up now so we can kill you." I tell them. They stay silent.

Yusuke's POV

When Juri called out Team Angel Experiment,I got nervous. Who or what are these guys? My confusion is doubled when I see the oldest...Max was it? fly up to a demon in the audience and kill him with one shot. Crap. This could be harder than tryin' ta beat Toguro. 'cause last time, I knew what I was up against. Now...what are these guys? Not to mention, why is there team name 'Angel Experiments'? Juri started to speak again, so, time to pay attention, if I could...

Normal POV

"Ladies and Demons! Its time to pick our first round of the tournament!" Juri says. All the demons start yelling and cheering, hoping that we'll be killed. Yep, just a normal day for me, tryin' to avoid bein' killed.

"The first round is Team Shinobi vs. Team Angel Experiment!" Juri announced. The crowd went wild.

"Now, will the team captains come up and decide on the way they shall fight?" Juri asked us. So, I go up to the platform and come face-to-face with a pretty handsome demon, for once. He was taller than me with dark brown hair with red streaks in them. His eyes were a brown that almost hypnotized me and whe was well-muscled wearing those fighting clothes of his. He put out his hand and introduced himself,

"That was pretty cool what you did to that demon earlier. I'm Zaki. And you are..."

"Im Maximum Ride. Max for short. Let's get down to business. How's this: one of my teammates, versus all of yours at the same time?" I proposed.

"That would be unfair, now wouldn't it?"

"Since when do demons care about what's fair and not?" I responded.

"I've been told I'm not like most fire demons. I have a better idea anyways. How this: One vs. one. the winner of that match goes on to the next match." I thought for a moment and said,

"I suppose I'll agree to that." Juri announced our desicion and I flew (Wings still hidden of course) back to the team. Gazzy was by then as hyper as a A.D.H.D kid who had just robbed a candy store an forgot to take his medicene.

"Hey Max! We agreed on the order of fighting in the tournament, so that means Im up right? Right?Right?Right?" He said in one breathe. How he did that I'll never know.

"Yes Gazzy, you're up." He did a victory pose and flew to the stage, were a snake-like demon was waiting for him.

"the first round with Sala versus...The Gasman! No offence kid, but what kind of name is that?" Juri asked. I answered for him.

"Lets just say that his name serves a purpose. A word to the wise for all: Stay upwind."

"Max...I gotta...ya'know..." Gazzy said, his face started to turn red. My face along with the rest of my teammates faces paled.

"Can't you hold it?" Iggy asked franticly.

"No..."

"Uh-oh..." Said Nudge.

"crud.." Fang said.

"IF YOU ALL WISH TO LIVE, DUCK AND COVER, DUCK AND COVER!" I shout as I pull my hat down on my face and duck. A second later a big POOOOOOTTTT was heard throughout the stadium, and demons were dropping dead like flies. My teammates and I slowly rise up from our hiding spots, with gas masks on, making our breathing sound like Darth Vader.

"And THAT'S why he's called, 'The Gasman'." Angel said. (FT: I was pretty much LMAO when i wrote this part.)

(Minutes later...)

"Ok then, now that this has been cleared up, the the fight... BEGIN!" Juri shourted. Gazzy and Sala got in thier fighting positions and Gazzy took out his katana.

"Sssssso. you think that you can wield a sssssword?" asked Sala

"Damn straight." Gazzy answered.

"Gazzy! Language!" I yell to him. Let's just say we've been trying to cut back on the cursing since Angel stubbed her toe and started cursing like a sailor.

"Got it!" Gazzy said. The words barely left his mouth before he dissapeared. The demons weere shocked.

"What are these kids?"

"Who are these kids?" were amoung the questions asked. I smriked. They will never know. Thats when I hear Gazzy's attack.

"INVISIBLE SHOCKWAVE SLASH!" Sala didn't even have time to scream before he was cut in half.

>Ten seconds later>

"Well since both pieces of Sala haven't moved for ten seconds, the winner of this round is Team Angel Experiment!" said Juri. Gazzy had already made himself visible, so, being him, he put his hands together and shook them in the air like cartoons do when they've won something. I rol my eyes and we exit the arena. Before we enter the hotel, I do a head count of us. My nightmare has come to life.

Angel was misssing.

YEA! Cliffie!

Oh! tonight, I met the hottest guy EVER! i forget his name, but it was the name of a drink and it rhymed with 'lanyard'! HOTTIE!