So… I have no idea what made me write this. I guess it's not my best. xD Because I do sooo much better with shorter ones. But eh.
I also want to take this moment to say just how full of myself I've become because of all these awesome reviews. :D Thanks everybody. Hope my drabbles keep to your likings!
(Start)
It was a Sunday morning at 5:00 AM, it was still dark, and Ed was up.
Really, shouldn't Sundays be for sleeping in? Why the hell had he woken up in the first place?
The blonde sighed and scratched the back of his head, grunting when something shifted next to him, "…" Edward growled quietly. That bastard was still asleep! "Hey, asshole, get up." Shifting, Ed prodded the man with his metal foot.
Roy mumbled something and grabbed onto Edward's leg tightly.
"Colonel!" The boy whispered sharply before wiggling his leg. If he couldn't sleep, then neither could that bastard. Edward crossed his arms childishly before jerking his metal leg again. However, it was no use. Roy had gotten a firm grip on Ed's leg.
"You goddamned bastard! Wake up!" And Edward whacked the side of Roy's head with a flesh fist. That did the trick.
Roy awoke with a start, eyes wide and his chest heaving slightly. He took a moment to check his surroundings and when he was sure that there wasn't anything dangerous (aside from Fullmetal) the black-haired man turned and glared angrily at Edward. "You know Fullmetal, it's common curtsey to let a man lie when he is asleep."
"Pfft. Like I care. If I can't sleep, then neither can you." Edward grumbled and scowled at Roy.
A sultry smirk settled onto Roy's features and he crawled to kneel over Edward. "Maybe I could put you back to sleep?" He purred and leaned down to kiss the shorter alchemist.
"No!" Edward pushed half-heartedly at Roy's shoulders. "Get off! You bastard! I'll fucking rip your—" Edward was silenced by Roy's lips on his own. "Nnh…"
"There. Isn't that better?" Roy grinned devilishly as he leaned away.
"Asshole."
(End)
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