Ah, it's been a while since I last updated, eh? Well, I know this is just a tad bit late, but Happy St. Patrick's Daay! Happy reading!

(Start)

Edward growled low under his breath. Everybody was so. Fucking. Cheery. Today. They'd all caught something. Especially with all the green. And Edward had gotten something green to wear as well. It was just less obvious.

As he made his waythrough headquarters, without Al, the younger sibling had mentioned something about food and needing more, Edward had successfully avoided being pinched by everybody he passed. (Mostly because he had been extra careful to take the less populated routs and glare at anybody who dared approached him.) However, it was a short-lived feat. Edward felt somebody pinch his ass as he walked into the office, to which he let out an undignified squeak.

"What the fuck was that for?" The blonde turned to see Roy, (the rest of the peanut gallery, innocently looking in the opposite direction of Edward and Roy) and his infuriating smirk.

"It's St. Patrick's Day, Fullmetal, and you aren't wearing green!" Edward was just a touch annoyed to find that Roy was already wearing green on one of his (many) ribbons.

However, the blonde returned the smirk and pinched the dark haired man. With his right hand. Edward got a satisfying yelp and a glare in return. "Happy St. Patrick's Day, Taisa!"

Roy glared as hard as he could at his subordinate. "I am wearing green, if you haven't noticed, Fullmetal." He slowly reached up and rubbed the sore spot on his arm that was definitely going to bruise.

"So am I." Edward's smirk only widened.

Stepping back, Roy gave Ed a once over. "I don't see any."

The teen shrugged. "I dyed my hair."

Hawkeye was the first one to blanch.

Roy's eyebrows drew down and he studied Edward's braid. "No, you—You're sick."

Then the rest of the crew either paled or turned pink.

"I know. Here's my report." And with that, Edward stepped out of the office cackling.

(End)

Okay, not especially RoyEd, but what can you do? Anyways, hope you liked it and if any of you know the correct term for 'ribbons' (if that isn't correct) then please, please, please tell me.

Hmm. Oh, yes. If you don't get the 'I dyed my hair' part, shame on you... go ask a friend. And if you do, have a cookie.

R&R and have a good day!

-Neff