Greg wandered into the break room and found the impaled body of the evil Spork blocking his access to the coffee pot containing the goodness that was Blue Hawaiian. He poked her with his food just to see if she was in fact dead. She was so he cheered so loud that it attracted the attention of those plot device lab techs mentioned earlier. Greg didn't care and displaying strength that not even Nick had, lifted up the evil Spork and threw her out into the corridor. Greg calmly poured himself some of that delicious Blue Hawaiian and sat down to tell and amusing story to random lab tech number 2.

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Warrick and Catherine entered the break room. It was a happy meeting between co-workers as merely seconds later Nick walked in, followed by the totally cool Bobby Dawson, the super awesome Archie, Super Dave, Doc Robbins, Brass, and lastly Hodges. You know that something interesting will be happening soon. It has been foretold. The mood was slightly ruined when Ecklie entered but at least the evil Spork was slowly decomposing outside.

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The doors to the lab swung open. There seemed to be a light, a very very bright light emanating from what appeared to be no where. Out of the previously mentioned very very bright light stepped Grissom with wait for it…wait for it… OMG Sara! That's right, Grissom and Sara walked into the lab together. The entire lab let up a GASP. Not because they had walked into the lab together, you would be surprised how often that happened. A collective GASP was issued because of the fact that Grissom was actually holding Sara's hand and Sara had not just suffered some traumatic event like nearly being blown up nor had her had she just revealed all about her past to Grissom. Catherine wanted to know what hap happened immediately but Warrick held her back. You see Warrick had more common sense than Catherine. So Catherine waited rather impatiently for Grissom and Sara to amble down the corridor. Unfortunately for Catherine, Grissom and Sara turned and walked into Grissom's office. Catherine groaned and just when she was about to go and kick the door to Grissom's office down, she was held back once again by Warrick as he had more common sense than she did.

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Grissom and Sara stood together in his office, saying nothing. "We'll have to go out there eventually," said Sara.

"Can't we just stay in here?" Grissom asked, giving her a look with those cute almost puppy dog like eyes he has.

"Not forever. Sooner or later Catherine will kill Warrick and kick down this door just to know what's going on with us. I think the main thing we have to know is what we'll say to everyone," said Sara.

"I think we should tell them the truth."

"Now Grissom, I believe that the truth was that you finally decided what to do about this and we spent 12 hours in your apartment. We only left to go get married at Circus Circus and then spent another 3 hours in your apartment. We only came into work because we realized that we were over 6 hours late for work."

"True," said Grissom. "Do you think we have 10 minutes before we have to go out there?"

"No," said Sara firmly and she grabbed his hand so she could drag him out the door and into the break room.

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Grissom and Sara walked out of his office. They stood on the body of the evil Spork, no one truly cared anymore. Grissom looked around at his co-workers. "Damn these random plot device lab techs," he thought. "I don't even know their names." But that was okay it didn't matter. He saw that Catherine was tapping her foot impatiently and Sara began the tale of what had happened.

"Once upon a time," she began; all great stories begin this way you see. "There was a man named Grissom. He was rather stupid. Interested in beauty since he met a girl by the name of Sara Sidle however he was unsure what to do about 'this.' That was all fine and dandy until one day Sara got impatient. Right around this time Grissom finally decided what to do about this and everything is happy. You may have noticed today that Grissom and I have been suspiciously absent. I think Grissom agrees with me that we've certainly made up for lost time in the hours we have spent together. I've been pinned against walls, coffee tables, kitchen benches, just about everywhere in Grissom apartment really." Sara looked at Grissom and he smiled, he certainly recalled those events.

"My mind, my virgin mind!" shouted Greg and he ran out of the break room with his hands over his head.

"This from the guy who used to keep semi-pornographic magazines in the lab," said Hodges and they all nodded in agreement.

"Anyway," said Sara. "We went to go get married at Circus Circus and then spent another couple of hours making up for lost time."

"Dude," Warrick said, "You got married at Circus Circus? That's where me and my lady Tina got married. Cool dawg!" He and Grissom then did that thing that handshake that people who try to be cool do and Catherine just gave Sara a look.

"Well that is certainly an interesting story you tell," said Catherine then realized that she had to go pick Lindsay up from school and ran to grab her purse before she left.

Everyone agreed that it was a very cool story and then the just plain awesome Bobby Dawson retold the days events.

"Cool hair Nick," said Sara and he smiled at her. Finally someone had paid him a compliment about his hair.

"Do you like that although we work night shift we seem be here at all hours of the day," said Grissom and then they all began to ponder this mystery in further detail.

THE END.

A/N: Do not kill me for this bad story. I can't believe that everyone here actually read it.