This follows on from the bit in the book where Quigley was looking at Violet (oh, come on, you know the bit). I got a little tired with hearing the same "Oh Violet, I love you", "Oh Quigley, I love you too" sort of thing, so I decided to experiment with a few ideas. Here goes…
What Really Happened on the Slopes
"He was looking besidehim, where Violet Baudelaire was sitting"
Violet looked at Quigley curiously, wondering why he had turned red and had a little glint in his eye. "Quigley…" she asked, curiously, "Why did you say that?"
"I like you Violet" Quigley replied, "But, unfortunatly…I have… my orders"
"What orders?", Violet asked.
"Orders from…elsewhere" Quigley replied in an oddly short tone of voice.
"Sorry," said Violet, now starting to worry.
"You…must be…killed" Quigley said, "I must…kill you. It is…my…purpose"
"Quigley," Violet started to say, but Quigley had whipped from his trousers a huge chainsaw, and was whirling it at Violet. "Yaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!" He screamed.
"Help!" Violet started to scream, before the chainsaw sliced through her stomach. The last thing Violet remembered thinking was, "I need to re-assess who I find attractive," but by then, Quigley had eaten through her neck.
"It is…complete. My superiors," Quigley said into a radio in his jumper, "Please beam…the replacement…droid into…position." A beam of lightening blue coloured light connected with the ledge where Quigley was sitting, wavered for a moment, then faded away, leaving a perfect likeness of Violet Baudelaire. "DR147123459" Quigley said, "I am your…superior.
Do not…attempt to resist me."
"Yes, sir" DR147123459 replied.
"Your target will be a…Mr. K Baudelaire. You must… devour him.
"I will". Then the two droids started their ascent up the slope, and their quest to conquer mankind…
Alright, then, I know it's a little silly, but it's great fun! I've got some more ideas (not any more killing sprees!) if you want them, so please review!