Hot Elves, Cute Hobbits, and Lots of Craziness.
Hey peoples. I read through my story again and found lots of errors so I am rewriting it. Here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything cept for my friends and me. tear
"Hahaha. You are funny, Aragorn, you really are!" Stanzi said.
"I am not lying to you. We are in Middle Earth." Aragorn replied.
"Yeah! I want to meet Arwen. You know I was her for hall-o-ween once. And Stanzi was Eowyn. My grandma made my dress and her mom made hers. I even had elf ears and I found a necklace like Arwen's. It was so cool." I rambled. "Wait! Is everyone here?"
"I don't know." replied Stanzi. "Nick?"
"Here."
"Jamie?"
"Here."
"Leggy dearest?"
"Please don't call me that."
"Ok. Gimli?"
"Here."
"Boromir?"
"Here."
"All four hobbits?"
"Here."
"Here."
"Here."
"Here."
"Kelsey? Kelsey?"
"Ok. I guess everyone is here expect for Kelsey." I said.
"Good. Now can we go to Rivendell?" Jamie asked.
A few days later
"We're in Rivendell, we're in Rivendell, we're in Rivendell!" Me and Stanzi sang through the gates of Rivendell.
"Who are you and why are you making such a racket?" Lord Elrond asked.
"Sorry big forehead dude. I forgot you have sensitive hearing." I said.
"I DO NOT HAVE A BIG FOREHEAD!" Lord Elrond yelled.
"Yes you do."
"NO I DON'T!"
"YES YOU DO!"
"NO I DON'T!"
"NO YOU DON'T"
"YES I DO! Hey!"
"Lord Elrond these are people from another world. We traveled there to Lady Deanna's house. Now we must find a way to get them home." Legolas explained. "Or I will go crazy." He added quietly to himself.
"Hey I heard that!" I yelled.
"I'm in no hurry to get home. I like it here. Cause there's Frodo." Jamie said while dreamily staring at Frodo.
"Oh yeah and please drop the lady thing. I think I speak for all of us when I say that we are in no way ladies." I said.
"Hey! I don't mind if he calls me Lady and I am a lady and I don't mind." Jamie rambled.
"Stop saying words!" Me and Stanzi yelled. (AN: That's from Teen Girl Squad. I had to put it in there.)
"Well it will take me a while to figure out how exactly to get you home and you might have to see Lady Galadriel." Lord Elrond said.
"Sweet! The blondie with the freaky powers. Stanzi did you know Cate Blanchett played her in the movies. I wonder if she is prettier then in the movies." I rambled again. (I ramble a lot.)
Silence
"Has the council started yet?" I asked sweetly.
"No, we have been waiting for the ring bearer to get here." said Lord Elrond.
"Cool can we come too?" Stanzi asked.
"Women in the Council of Elrond. I hoped I would never see that." Boromir(Pig!) said.
"You jerk! If I had my combat boots on you would never be able to have children. You know Stanzi, that's why I like Legolas. And maybe Eomer. He isn't such a jerk." I ranted.
"Yes you and your friends may come to the council. I know if I don't let you come you will either find a way to get in or hurt me." Lord Elrond said as he looked wearily at me.
"Yeah! Cookies for you!" I squealed.
"Did you just squeal?" Nick asked.
"Yes. Yes I did."
A few minutes later
"I AM NOT WEARING A DRESS!" I yelled as the maid tried to get me in a dress. "I am a baggy pants and a Julio's t-shirt wearing girl! I try to avoid wearing dresses. I sit at home playing video games. Not prancing around the mall flirting with guys! I am not wearing a dress!"
At the Council of Elrond
"So you finally got her to wear a dress. I could hear her yelling all the way across Rivendell." Aragorn chuckled.
"It was really funny watching her run around yelling and then that lady finally tackle her and put the dress on." Jamie said.
"Yeah, these dresses are really pretty. I bet Deanna would like them much better if they weren't this pinkish-purple color. She hates pink." Stanzi explained.
I just stood there in silence. The dress wasn't so bad. I just wish I can get a better color next time. Like blue or red or black.
We entered the Council and sat down. While they were talking me and Stanzi were saying everything they said. We have watched the movie a million times.
All of a sudden everybody jumped up and stated yelling.
"Hey idiots! Your yelling is giving me a headache and Frodo wants to take the ring to Mordor!" I yelled.
Everybody stopped and stared at me.
"Keep staring and I might do a trick for ya'll. Look at Frodo he's the one taking the ring."
"You have my blah blah blah blah blah blah." I tuned everything out then.
"Frodo baby I'm going with you!" Jamie cried.
"Oh no!" Frodo screamed as she ran up and hugged him.
"We'll go with ya'll too." Me and Stanzi said.
"I guess I'll go too." Nick grumbled.
"So where are we going?"
Everyone stare at the idiotic hobbit
So how did you like it? I added so stuff, took out some stuff, and corrected some spelling errors. R&R.
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