Well here it is. Sorry for the wait. Enjoy!

"Look at that door. I want that on my house." I said when we got to Moria.

"Even if we do get home I don't think the dwarfs will take the door off of Moria so you can put it on your house." Stanzi said.

I was tuning everything out until Gandalf said, "Speak friend and enter."

"But what does it mean?" Frodo asked.

"If you are a friend you say the password."

Then he said something in another language and yelled at Pippen. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then he sat there for a while pondering.

"I'm so board I'm wishing I could go shop. For clothes!" I yelled at Stanzi.

"Oh my gosh! Deanna wants to shop for clothes! The world is coming to an end!" Amanda screamed.

"Gandalf. What's the elfish word for friend?" Frodo asked.

"Melon."

And the gate opened.

"Yeah! It opened! Sweet!" I yelled. Then I started dancing, I kissed Legolas, He looked at me strange and then he ran into the mine.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Amanda screamed, "There are dead bodies in here."

Legolas ripped an arrow out of one of the dwarfs. "Orcs."

"Everyone out." I said.

"Wait! Frodo!" Jamie screamed as Frodo got grabbed by The Watcher in the lake.

I grabbed Aragorn's sword and ran out, "Hey I think I ate your cousin at The Korean House at home." Then I cut his tentacle off.

Legolas and Aragorn got Frodo from him and we ran inside just as it caved in.

"Great just great." Nick said.

We walked and walked and walked and walked then we stopped because Gandalf decided he wanted to forget where to go.

"Deanna. We know where to go why can't we just run down there they'll have to follow us." Stanzi whispered to me.

"No. Let's just wait for Gandalf." I replied.

"This way." He suddenly said.

"He's remembered." Pippen said.

"When in doubt follow your nose." Gandalf said.

Then we got to the place with the tomb. Gimli ran to it and started crying. Then Stanzi started to cry. And then Amanda. Then Jamie.

"Why are ya'll crying?" I asked.

"Because it's so sad." Stanzi wailed.

"Pippen don't touch…" I said as Pippen made the skeleton fall into the well, "Well now girls ya'll might be crying because of pain not sadness."

Then Boromir did the stupid thing of running out the door. Then he ran back in because um duh the orcs are coming.

"I need a sword please someone. So I can kill some ugly orc butt." I said.

"Well everyone has only one and they are using them." Stanzi replied.

"Then I guess we'll have to kick and bite." I said.

"Time to kick some Orc butt." Nick said.

The orcs rushed in and we broke their necks and stuff like that. And we fought some more.

"They have a cave troll." Boromir said.

"Of course they do. That's why I need a sword." I replied.

"Fine have mine. I have my bow and arrow." Legolas said as he gave me his sword.

"Frodo!" Jamie screamed.

Then it all happened in slow motion. Frodo fell to the floor and we killed the cave troll.

"Jamie you know he's not dead." I whispered to her.

"I know he isn't but it must've hurt."

We ran to him as he was waking up.

"You scared Jamie to death." Nick said. "To bad you didn't kill her."

"Nick. Bad boy." I said as I slapped him.

"Ow."

"We better get going guys before this place is crawling with orcs." Stanzi said.

We ran into the great hall place and the orcs surrounded us. But then they ran away.

"Run!" I yelled.

We ran to the bridge and Boromir almost fell. We ran until we got to the gap. Legolas jumped and then Boromir jumped with two of the hobbits. Then Aragorn was going to toss Gimli. "Nobody tosses a dwarf." He jumped and would've fell if Legolas hadn't of grabbed him by the beard.

"Not the beard!"

Then me and Stanzi jumped. We helped Jamie and Amanda jump. And then Nick jumped with Sam. And just as Aragorn and Frodo were going to jump the bridge crumbled more.

"Frodo no. Lean forward!" Jamie yelled.

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