Note: the series of to aru majutsu no index and rick and Morty do not belong to me.
It was a normal day at the Smith residence, Oliver, Jerry and Summer were in the living room.
Jerry was watching TV watching a show about collecting coins, Summer was writing on the phone and Oliver was reading a book, one of the few things that can distract him when he's bored and has nothing to do.
Everything seemed quiet until a small fluffy white-haired dog started to approach Jerry.
This is Snuffles, the Smith family dog, and at that moment Jerry notices the presence of Snuffles.
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" Jerry asks, looking at Snuffles.
Jerry's questions caught the attention of Oliver, who looked up from his book so he could see what was going on.
"Do you want to go out to the garden? Outside?" he says in a forced voice, and then starts to stand up.
Oliver, already understanding what was happening, sighs annoyed, then reads it again, if Oliver had to describe Jerry Smith he would say that he is someone very mediocre and pathetic, that is to say a complete idiot.
To the point where Oliver usually preferred to ignore everything Jerry said or did, as he knew it would be stupid to care what he does, unfortunately there are times when Jerry does something so stupid that it annoys Oliver so much that he can't avoid intervening.
"To the garden?" Jerry asks again, looking at the dog, but it does not react.
Suddenly Snuffles lifted one leg and urinated on the carpet.
"You're kidding! Let's go!" Jerry screamed in rage.
"Oh my god" Summer spoke nonchalantly and then returned to her phone.
Oliver, who looked up from her book again, was disgusted.
Then, Morty rushed into the living room after hearing Jerry's screams.
"What's going on?!" asked Morty.
"Your stupid dog!" Jerry screamed showing his annoyance.
"Oh, you didn't mean it, Dad. Did you, Snuffles? You're a good boy." Morty said, reaching out to pet the dog.
"Don't treat him nice, Morty. He peed on the carpet!" Yells Jerry.
Jerry then grabbed Snuffles and smashed his face all over the stained carpet.
"Bad dog! Bad!" Jerry yelled at Snuffles.
Oliver, who was watching, started to get a very bad taste in his mouth from Jerry's actions and it bothered him.
"Tch, you idiot stop doing that to the dog,If you want me to change then why don't you train the dog?"Oliver asks bored.
"Are you defending a stupid dog, Oliver ?!" Asks an incredulous Jerry with his nephew.
"At least that dog is less annoying than you" says Oliver, staring blankly at Jerry.
This comment stops Jerry from bothering Snuffles by apparently being upset by Oliver's comment, but he doesn't have time to respond.
"Come on *Urp* Oliver. I need your help tonight." Rick said, appearing out of nowhere and lifting Oliver off the couch.
This took Oliver so much by surprise that he didn't have time to respond, but before leaving, Jerry yelled at Rick.
"Hey, wait, Rick!" yells Jerry approaching the two.
"You wouldn't happen to have some kind of science fiction that you could come up with that would help make this dog a little smarter, what do you say?" Jerry asked Rick, and at this point Oliver was completely irritated with Jerry for the idea of giving intelligence to a dog just because he doesn't want to potty train him.
"I thought the point of having a dog *Urp* was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread." Rick said.
Then he tried to drag Oliver back, but Jerry grabbed him by the other arm and started to pull him back, this annoyed Oliver a lot, since it seems as if they tried to use him as a doll.
He started to try to get away from the two, but unfortunately he is not strong enough to escape, something that frustrated him a lot.
Meanwhile, Morty can be seen looking completely worried that this will get worse, Summer on the other hand continues to look at her phone as always ignoring everything else.
"Listen, Rick, if you're going to stay here without paying rent and use my son for your stupid science, the least you could do is help the family a little. You make that dog smart or Oliver is grounded ... ."Jerry speaks, but not being sure of the latter.
"Don't get me into your problems, you idiot!" Yells an angry Oliver managing to get away from Jerry.
Fortunately before the argument got worse, Rick also released Oliver's arm, allowing him to move freely for his liking.
"Wow, you really did put me against a wall this time, Jerry" Rick said nonchalantly.
Then Rick ran to the garage, then several noises and knocks were heard coming from the other side of the door.
After a while, Rick came back with a strange looking helmet and put it on Snuffles' head.
"Okay, Ruffles ... What's his name?" Rick asks.
"Snuffles." Morty said from a distance.
"Snuffles, give me the leg" Rick said, holding out his hand.
To everyone's surprise including Oliver, Snuffles raised his paw and shook Rick's hand.
"Turn around" Snuffles circled several times.
"Go to the bathroom" Rick orders, Snuffles left the room, heading to the bathroom of the house.
"I do not believe it!" Jerry yelled, obviously shocked by what happened.
"What the hell?" Says Oliver looking puzzled at Snuffles.
"No way!" Says Summer.
"Impossible!" Screams Morty in amazement.
"Look, now you are the King, Jerry, have fun everyone. Come on Oliver" says Rick leaving the room.
"Tch, whatever" says Oliver, putting the book he was reading on the table and then following Rick.
After entering the garage, Oliver could see Rick adjusting a lens, concentrating on something he decides to approach.
"Hey Rick, why do you need me? Normally you ask Morty" Oliver asks Rick with real confusion.
This is because Rick normally takes only Morty with him, although Oliver sometimes follows them when he is very bored.
For Rick to throw Oliver on an adventure is very strange.
"Look at this." Rick said, grasping a small device with tweezers to show Oliver.
"These are dream interceptors, we will use them to help Morty in his tasks, so that I can take him on more adventures without having to worry about the *Urp* stupid school" Rick explains to Oliver who looks at the interceptors with interest.
"Okay, but why not take Morty? I have nothing to do with him having bad grades, and you haven't explained why you need the interceptors" asks Oliver with a little of annoyance.
"Look, do you remember that movie Morty keeps talking about?" Asks Rick.
"Inception?" Says Oliver confused.
"Yes, the same but with more sense. Look, we are going to go to the house of Mortys math teacher, Mr. Goldenford and we are going to implement the idea of increasing Morty's grades so that he can go on more adventures" explains Rick as he begins to exit the garage.
"Okay, what do I have to do with all that?" Oliver asks again his reason for having to get involved in something that has nothing to do with him.
"Come on Oliver, We both know that when you start reading books is when you are bored as hell, plus we can make this a great Rick and Oliver adventure!" Rick yells as he gets on the ship with a resigned Oliver.
"I'm going to regret this" says Oliver and then goes upstairs.
…
After a quick trip, both Rick and Oliver arrived at Goldenfold's house, who fell asleep watching a television show called "Mrs. Pancakes Days and Nights."
Meanwhile, Rick and Oliver looked to make sure he was asleep and then quietly slipped out the window.
Oliver started looking around the room, which was very dirty and untidy.
Meanwhile, Rick was watching television to see what it was.
"Spoilers!" Rick said he took the remote control and turned off the television.
"I'm a full season behind," Rick quickly remarked to Oliver, who only raised an eyebrow and didn't give it much thought.
"I assume this is Goldenfold? It seems a bit pathetic." Oliver said in a bored tone when he saw Goldenfold's current state.
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Find a place to sleep." Rick explained.
Oliver nodded and leaned against one of the walls.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Oliver muttered to himself.
"Well, you can't take it back now." Rick said as he placed one of the interceptors on Goldenfold's ear.
He quickly put one to Oliver's ear, causing him to instantly fall asleep.
Rick sat on a couch, and he put the other interceptor to his ear, causing him to instantly fall asleep.
…
When Oliver regained his consciousness and found himself falling for a moment, only to then land on an airplane seat.
"So then are we in the dream?" Oliver asked, looking at the place with interest.
"Yes." answered Rick, who was in the seat next to him.
Soon enough, the two of them saw a flight attendant pass by, the attendant was Mrs. Pancakes, who was carrying a cart as she walked down the aisle.
"Wheat Crackers, Wheat Crackers." Mrs. Pancakes said, looking at the seats.
"I'll take two." Goldenfold said from one of the chairs.
"Oh, I think you've had enough, sir." Mrs. Pancakes replied to Goldenfold.
"You don't know me." Goldenfold said flirting, and they both started laughing.
"Is this guy in love with a fictional character?" Oliver thought with a little doubt, before he could think more, Rick nudged her.
Okay * urp *Oliver, it's time to act" Rick said as he grabbed some soda bottles and a cloth from the cart, which he passed to Oliver, already knowing what he was planning to do, Rick just decided to play the game on.
Oliver proceeded to wrap the cloth that Rick passed over his head, managing to pass it off as an Islamic Turban.
The two of them quickly left their seats.
While Rick opened his lab coat, showing the soda bottles were strapped to his chest like he was a terrorist.
"Allahu Akbar! We control the plane, it will be like 9/11 unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math!" Rick yelled at the crew.
"Hey! Don't move! Buddy." Rick yelled at Goldenfold, who had gotten up from the seat.
"My name is not Buddy, I am 'Goldenfold'!. Nice to meet you!" Goldenfold yells, grabbing the treats from the cart and throwing them like shurikens at Rick and Oliver.
The shurikens, piercing Rick's soda bottles and also severed Oliver's arm badly.
"Shit!" Oliver yells angrily at the injury caused and surprised by the pain despite being in a dream.
"Cover yourself Oliver!" Rick yells at Oliver, then the two of them jump back out of the chairs to take cover from Goldenfold's attack.
Goldenfold quickly pulled out two rifles and began firing towards the back of the plane where Oliver and Rick were.
"What the hell! Is this guy a lucid dreamer? He's too much in control of his dream!" Oliver yells, surprised that someone like Goldenfold can easily control his dreams.
"You're right, the guy teaches math in a high school! It's amazing that he has so much control!" Rick replied to Oliver.
"We must defeat him so he can wake up, Oliver. But he doesn't have to kill us. If they kill you in someone's dream, you really die, Oliver." Rick explained the current situation to Oliver.
"Tell me you have a plan, Elder!" Oliver yelled at Rick.
"Okay, I have an idea Oliver" Rick replied to Oliver.
….
Meanwhile, at the Smith Residence.
Jerry and Summer were busy dwelling on how to use Snuffles.
"Now, bring me my slippers." Jerry said superiorly.
Then Snuffles grabs a pair of white slippers and walks over to Jerry.
"Now, get closer for me to put my feet up, Snuffles." Summer ordered Snuffles.
Snuffles walked over to her and allowed the teenager to rest her feet on the dog.
"This is what I meant. This is a dog!" Exclaimed Jerry.
"Oh God, Dad, can you please leave Snuffles alone?" Morty asked nervously.
"Leave us Morty, this is working wonderfully" Jerry commented ignoring Morty.
"Yeah sure, this sure works." Beth responded with some sarcasm.
"You said the same thing, with the same sarcasm, at our wedding and guess what?" Jerry asked.
They all looked at him silently, causing him to quickly become depressed.
"I'm going to go to my room, maybe I can study now that Rick is with Oliver." Morty commented sad to see how they use his Dog.
Also Beth also left the room.
Snuffles who stepped out of place like a stool and sat across from Summer and Jerry before letting out a series of howls.
"My God! He's trying to tell us something, how amazing !." said a surprised Summer.
Snuffles let out another series of howls.
"It says' I love lasagna." "Jerry tried to guess.
"He's saying 'I love Obama.' He's so cute! I'm posting this on the internet right away."commented Summer and then left the living room.
"I should call Bob Saget. Is he still famous?" Jerry said to then leave the living room as well.
Snuffles had stopped trying to talk to them because they were just ignoring him.
Then Snuffles walked to the door and noticed something in his reflection, it's his helmet.
He manages to open the case for the helmet's batteries, with only one of them inside.
Soon he enters the kitchen and opens one of the drawers, to discover a pile of batteries inside them
….
After what seemed like a few minutes to the sound of rifles firing bullets at a rapid rate, Rick finally poked his head out.
"Goldenfold, we give up! We want to talk!" Yell Rick at Goldenfold.
"Why should I talk to you, Terrorist !?" Goldenfold replied.
"Because we are rational adults who do not want anything bad to happen." Rick said calmly.
"And because I have a human shield !." Yells Rick, who grabbed Mrs. Pancakes out of nowhere and is using her as a shield against Goldenfold.
"Mrs. Pancakes!" Goldenfold yelled in a panic.
Suddenly, all the other passengers on the plane started screaming and panicking.
Oliver began to see how several died in unpleasant ways because of what was happening.
"Elder, what the hell is going on ?!" Oliver asked in alarm.
"Goldenfold's subconscious is panicking Oliver!" Rick screamed.
"Oh no, run!" Yells a passenger who manages to kick open the door, allowing a strong gust of wind to suck everyone out of the plane.
"Curse!" Oliver yells as he starts falling next to Rick.
Rick, seeing that Oliver could panic, hit him in the face.
"Ouch! What the Hell, Elder !?" Oliver said glaring at Rick.
"Relax Oliver! Look! Miss Pancakes has a parachute. Come on!" Rick said, pointing at Mrs. Pancakes.
The two of them managed to move through the air towards Mrs. Pancakes.
"Hey, you don't know me!" She yelled as the two managed to open the parachute, allowing a safe descent.
Oliver starts to look down at the ground, only to be surprised to see a landscape of biscuits and rivers of beer but it all worsened when he saw a giant mechanical arm and what looked like a pool of metal lava.
"Hey, Old Man, look!" Oliver yelled at Rick.
"The bastard still has a lot of control over his dream! He envisioned a mechanical arm to grab this madwoman out of the air as we fell into the lava tube!" Oliver explains to Rick.
"Hey, you don't know me" Mrs. Pancakes yells at Oliver for being called a madwoman.
Meanwhile, on a giant bed in the distance, Goldenfold can be seen wielding the mechanical arm.
"You're *Urp* right Oliver! It seems we've only prolonged the inevitable." Yelled Rick.
"That's it! Prolonging the inevitable! Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, it'll go a hundred times slower, Oliver. That'll give us some time to find a solution," Rick explains.
"What the hell? Is it possible to enter a dream within a dream?" Oliver asked, confused by Rick's solution.
"Yes,as in Inception." Rick replied, pulling out a device.
"You don't know me" Rick knocked out Mrs. Pancakes, who put a sleep interceptor on her.
"Okay, let's go." Rick said, putting the dream starter in his ear, falling asleep in the process, Oliver followed after seeing that he had no choice.
…..
Oliver, who was able to get out after being manifested in Mrs. Pancakes's dream, began to look around him.
A strong feeling of disgust and disgust began to feel as he looked more around her.
Now he and Rick are in some kind of medieval dungeon themed area, mostly dark with several pillars, and with a blue fire in the background, but that wasn't what was disgusting to Oliver.
What disgusts Oliver so much were the strange beings that inhabit the dungeon, they all wore revealing clothes and many of those beings were doing sexual things.
"This place is disgusting." Oliver commented, with a face showing his dislike of this place.
"Don't judge, Oliver." Rick replied while also looking at the dungeon.
Oliver decided to ignore all those beings that were doing sexual things and decided to focus on looking for Mrs. Pancakes.
Until he finally found Mrs. Pancakes in front of a throne, who was wearing a sex suit made of black latex.
"Look there is that crazy woman, how are we going to make her tell that bastard not to kill us?" Oliver asked Rick with a blank face.
"It's easy Oliver. The trick is for the person to think it's their own idea. Listen to me. If we implement an idea for Mrs. Pancakes, we should mix. We talk after lunch." Rick explained as he stripped off his lab coat and the rest of his clothes before running off with a group of gnomes.
"Tch, I knew I was going to regret coming" Oliver said with an annoyed face then he saw how Rick escaped with the gnomes.
Before Oliver tried to get away from the fantasy monsters, he felt a tentacle that was touching his shirt.
"Hello" said a monster with four breasts that was behind him.
"Do not touch me!" Oliver yelled totally angry and disgusted with the monster, then quickly moved away from the place to find a quieter area, but unfortunately he could only see more beings like elves, trolls, gnomes and other fantasy beings doing sexual activities.
"Come here, honey!" Said a toad monster, but Oliver ignored it and kept looking for a place where there were no weirdos.
It took Oliver a while, but he managed to get away from them, but when he kept walking he noticed something, it was a human figure wearing pink lingerie, but before he had time to look away and leave, the figure turned.
"What the hell, why are you here ?!"Oliver screams in disbelief, seeing that it was Summer that person.
Summer noticed and knelt at Oliver's level.
"Hey stranger. What do you think of these?" Summer asked Oliver as she shook her breasts.
Oliver couldn't help but recoil in utter disgust at this.
"Gross! Stay away!" Yelled Oliver.
He quickly escaped from Summer, until he again found Rick being tied up by a gnome.
"Old man! This is the limit, this whole place is disgusting!" Yells an annoying oliver at Rick.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the matter with you, Oliver? Calm down! You're killing the atmosphere in this place." Rick told Oliver.
"Look what the bastard Goldenfold has on his mind, Rick!" Oliver yells pointing at Summer.
"Hell!, it seems that Goldenfold has such shameful thoughts that he buries them in the dreams of the people of his dreams, even a perverted attraction towards your underage cousin !." Rick explained, uncomfortable with Summer.
"Can you blame him? Come on man, kid. Let's make an intergenerational sandwich" Summer said as she crawled over to the two of them.
"Disgusting, don't touch me and get dressed, damn it! Put some clothes "Summer"!. How disgusting!" Oliver yelled as he pushed Summer away.
"Oh my gosh. Put some clothes on, for God's sake, Summer! Put some clothes on, I'm going to throw up! I swear to God I'm about to throw up!" Yells a disgusted Rick, and also pushes Summer away from him.
"Sexual biases in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! Cut off their heads!" A centaur who was on guard shouts, while the other beings in the dungeon are in Shock.
The centaur attacked Rick and Oliver but luckily they managed to dodge him, Rick immediately pounced on him and suffocated him until they managed to knock out the centaur.
"Time to go to another deep sleep, Oliver," Rick commented.
They quickly put the sleep device on the centaur and themselves, in order to escape.
When all this madness began Oliver hoped that the adventure would end quickly and that it would not be so difficult.
Unfortunately it seems that today was not his day, and at this point he would have preferred to be having coffee or reading a book than accompanying Ricken on this adventure just to increase Morty's grades in stupid school.
Now that he and Rick manifested in the dream that belonged to the centaur they found themselves in what looked like a factory area it seemed that their luck was only getting worse, everything seemed to come out of a horror movie and the centaur was like a baby died of fear .
"Damn, can't this empower?" Oliver thought.
"Why does this place look like something out of an eighties horror movie?" Oliver asked with a slightly confused tone.
"Heavens, I don't know Oliver." Rick said, also confused by the stage.
Suddenly there was a screeching sound of metal scraping against other metal and a figure with claws was approaching.
When Oliver could see he was taken aback by what he saw.
The figure was a humanoid with burned skin and an outfit consisting of a green sweater, jeans, and a hat.
But what was threatening was a pair of gloves with long swords attached.
"Welcome to your nightmare bitch!" she screeched the figure, heading towards them.
"Here we go again" Oliver said with a blank expression, and started running to the other corner with Rick.
"Great, now we're being chased by a fucking Freddy Kreuger forgery, Oliver!" Rick yells.
"I'm Scary Terry! You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!" Terry yelled at both of them.
….
While Rick and Oliver escaped from Terry, at the Smith Residence Jerry and Summer were once again in the living room watching television.
When suddenly Snuffles came in with some improvements.
"Hey buddy, what the hell do you have there?" Jerry said, very confused that Snuffles now had a helmet attached to a mechanical arm.
"Snuffles are fixed. Improved. Do humans understand Snuffles now? " Snuffles said in a robotic voice.
"That is incredible!" Summer commented as she recorded Snuffles on her cell phone.
"Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood" Snuffles spoke again.
"Well, sure. I understood what Beth was talking about. Well, this is over." Jerry said as he tried to remove the dog's helmet.
But before Jerry could rip off the helmet, Summer stopped him.
"Wait, dad, you can't give an animal intelligence and then rip it off." Summer said quickly.
"Why not?" Asks Jerry.
"I don't know. Gifts are gifts." Summer commented and then returned to her cell phone.
Meanwhile, Snuffles jumped onto the couch and used his mechanical arm to grab the remote control, using it to watch a documentary beginning to play.
"He is a sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing machine, the ruthless wolf stalks his prey with strength and skill. It was only through the passage of time of selective breeding, and genetic modification that this noble beast became the servile friend of the man."explained the documentary.
Snuffles was watching the documentary about dogs and their treatment as servants very seriously.
"My God! He recognizes other dogs on television." Summer said as she recorded Snuffles.
…..
Back with Rick and Oliver, they have been running away from Scary Terry for a long time, to the point that Oliver began to wonder how he was not exhausted but he guessed that it was because he was in a dream, luckily while they were there. two ran could hear the song of a girl in a sinister tone.
"We must escape to another dream, Oliver!" Yelled Rick.
"The Brat!" Oliver yelled pointing to the girl who was singing.
Quickly, Rick punches the girl and they place the dream devices, managing to enter another dream.
When the two of them demonstrated once more, they found themselves in the factory, with the girl doing exactly the same thing she was doing before.
"It seems we have reached the last of dreams, Oliver." Rick commented.
"Tch, today is not my day." Oliver said, at this point he's no longer impressed.
"There is only fear from here on out bitch!" Scary Terry said, appearing out of nowhere.
causing the two of them to jump in surprise and run again.
"Good grief Oliver! He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're finished!" Rick screamed in fear.
Right now Oliver could only focus on escaping from Terry and couldn't respond to Rick.
…
Meanwhile, back at the Smith Residence.
Summer was asleep, but she seems like she's not having a good sleep.
when suddenly a lightning bolt woke her up, causing her to discover someone standing right in front of her bed.
"Where are my testicles, Summer?" Snuffles asked, now she was wearing a robot suit.
"Where are my testicles, Summer? They took them away. Where did they go?" Snuffles asked again.
"Oh, wow." Summer said quite scared by the situation.
"These are very intense questions, Snuffles." says Summer.
"Do not call me that way!" Snuffles barked, quickly slamming his robotic fist against the mirror and causing Summer to scream in fear.
"Snuffles was my slave name. Now you will call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white." Snuffles explained while stroking his belly.
"Okay, Snowball, calm down, okay? You're scaring me." Summer insisted, wanting to calm the dog down.
"Am I scaring you?" Snuffles asked.
"Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with small legs, would they put him together with another deformed human and display his baby like in a show?" Snuffles asked, looking directly at Summer.
"I ..." Summer didn't know what to say.
The bedroom door slammed open when Jerry, Beth and Morty entered.
"Hi. Oh my, sorry is everything, everything brien?" asked a totally nervous Jerry.
"Snuffles? Is that you?" asked Morty, confused.
"Jerry, are you coming to rub urine on my face again?" Snuffles asked angrily.
"No! We were just going huh, we were just seeing if Summer wanted huh ..." Jerry stuttered.
"Go, um, a night walk like we always do!" Beth finished.
"Yes, that's fine with me." Summer said feigning enthusiasm.
However, when they tried to leave, the exit was blocked by another dog in his own robot suit equipped with weapons.
"You will walk when it is time to do so." Snuffles explained.
"Oh my god" yelled a scared Morty.
"Easy Morty, you will save yourself, but the others will suffer" Snuffles spoke with a more comforting voice.
…
Meanwhile back with Rick and Oliver, they managed to leave the factory and entered a deserted suburb where there was a red sky.
Both Rick and Oliver quickly got into a car that was near the road.
Rick got into the driver's seat and Oliver got into the passenger seat.
"Once again, what are we doing here? Are we trying to imitate Inception or ..." Rick asked quickly to Oliver, but Oliver interrupted him.
"Because of your stupid wish for Morty to get better grades so you can drag him on more adventures!" Oliver yelled at Rick.
"Yes of course." Rick said remembering why they were there in the first place.
"Buckle up, bitch!" Terry yelled, appearing out of nowhere in the back seat.
"You are a nuisance!" Oliver yelled as he and Rick got out of the car.
"This guy has an obsession with saying bitch!" Oliver yells already annoyed to hear that word so many times.
"You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!" Terry yelled.
After running around for a while, Oliver and Rick manage to reach the back of a house.
As they caught their breath, Oliver was thinking about this whole situation.
"Damn, if only I was strong I wouldn't have to run away like a coward" Oliver thought, very frustrated that he couldn't do anything to get out of this deadly situation.
"Hey Oliver. You know what? * Urp * keeps saying we can run, but we can hide. What if we try to hide." Rick asks after catching his breath.
"Isn't that risky? The bastard can travel through dreams" Oliver said confusedly.
"Yeah, well, worst case scenario, we can run again and it's the only option we have left," Rick pointed out.
"It's alright, your plan better work old man" Oliver replied.
"six hours later"
Right now Rick and Oliver were looking at the Dream Monster confused, surprisingly for Oliver, the guy was bad at finding someone hiding.
"Huh, the bastard can travel between dreams, but he is not omniscient within them. I admit that was good reasoning." Oliver comments.
"Thanks Oliver. It's good that we agree, from time to time." Rick replied.
"I suppose." Oliver responded without much enthusiasm.
Right now Scary Terry was walking down one of the streets, when he looked at a trash can.
"You can run…" Terry said as he opened the trash can.
"But they can't hide!" Terry yelled but at this point, he found no one and began to show exhaustion.
"Oh, this is perfect, Oliver. Look at it, it's making him sleepy." Rick said.
"In a while he will return to his house. And then we will go into action"
Oliver didn't say anything, at this point he wanted to end this stupidity.
…
Back at the Smith Residence, a lot has changed.
The whole house had been turned into a factory, where several robot shrink dogs were busy making parts for more mechanical suits.
Now Snuffles was overseeing the armor production, while Jerry, Beth, and Summer were huddled together in a cage.
"Snuffles, we didn't mean to hurt is all a huge misunderstanding." Jerry pleaded with the dog.
"Dad, he wants to be called Snowball." Summer responded by whispering.
"Well I won't, it's ridiculous." Jerry replied Stubbornly.
"Jerry, you are very aggressive." Snuffles scolded him.
"Maybe tomorrow, Doctor Scraps will solve that problem by surgery."
Snuffles said, pointing to a Chihuahua with a pair of scissors.
"Do you think you can control me just by cutting my hair?" Jerry said in a rude tone.
"I don't think he's referring to the hair, Dad." said Morty, who was sitting on a bag.
"And why is Morty outside!" Jerry yelled again.
"Because he has always been kind and affectionate with me, now he will always be my best friend", the dog commented.
"Now, we just need to get rid of two more threats." Snuffles explained, thinking about his plan.
…..
Meanwhile, back in the dream world, Scary Terry was walking home, with Rick and Oliver following behind him.
Oliver was puzzled that Terry's house had such a cozy atmosphere, especially considering that he's supposedly a killer monster, he's just weird to him.
Scary Terry took off his hat and walked in to see his family, a wife and a child who had a burn-like appearance and gloves with swords.
"Hello dear. You are early. How was your day?" Scary Terry's wife said.
"I do not want to talk about that!" Scary Terry Yelled at his wife.
His wife got angry as he turned around and stopped doing the dishes.
"Of course, you never want to talk about it!" she yelled back.
"Leave me alone, bitch!" Yelled Terry.
Now his son is crying and Terry's wife is very upset.
"Outside. Not here." She demanded.
"Yes I know." Scary Terry said, calming down and stirring regret.
"I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon.
"I love you, Melissa."Terry spoke calmly.
"I love you too, Terry." Melissa replied.
"This is…..strange". Oliver commented from the window, for some reason seeing a supposed murderer have a loving family was very foreign to him.
"Oliver, this is perfect. After a bit of intercourse, they should be sound asleep and then we'll go into their sleep." Rick said, laughing a little.
Oliver decided not to comment on Rick's plan.
….
After a while, the two terrifying monsters had fallen asleep. Rick and Oliver managed to sneak into the house without making a sound, they finally found Terry who seemed to be having a nightmare.
"Looks like he's having a nightmare" Come on Rick watching Terry squirm.
"Maybe that's why he was so angry?" Oliver said with a stoic face.
"I wonder what kind of dream someone like him has?"
"You better not think about it" Rick said quickly as he placed another sleep device in Terry's ear, and then he and Oliver did the same.
When Rick and Oliver manifested in Terry's dream they found themselves in a school, specifically in the hallways.
"Oh no, I'll be late for class bitch" a young Terry commented from a distance, but before going to class, he felt that something was missing.
"Oh no, I don't have pants" Terry said, seeing that he did indeed have pants.
Several people from the school started laughing at Terry which caused him to run away.
Meanwhile Rick and Oliver, who were watching the whole scene, and decided to keep spying on Terry.
"Very good Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the rest of the class the most appropriate pun when we chase after our victims?" The class teacher asked young Terry.
"Oh, hmmm, Bitch," Terry commented.
"Come on Terry, don't you have a better pun, bitch?" Asked the teacher in a mocking tone as the class laughed at Terry.
"Hey leave him alone, this is crap!" Rick yelled from one of the seats.
"Tch, he's right, who cares what stupid word you use when you kill someone?" Said a somewhat irritated Oliver, after seeing Terry being unfairly teased by his classmates and this pathetic professor, it gave him a very bad taste in his mouth, plus he needs to defend Terry to be able to continue with the plan.
"Well, I care, I have no reason to agitate this" said the teacher hastily and then quickly left.
"You put too much pressure on yourself Terry, you're scary just the way you are" Rick commented, comforting Terry.
"Tch, that's right, you shouldn't listen to the opinion of someone as pathetic as that guy" Oliver commented indifferently as he scratched his neck.
"If you also don't worry about your pants, take these" Rick said as he showed Terry a pair of pants.
"Bitch, I don't know what to say" Terry replied as he pulled on his pants.
"You are our friend, don't worry." Rick commented.
"Yes, don't worry" Oliver said, now uncomfortable with the friend part but decided to play along.
…
The next thing Oliver and Rick knew was that they were back at Terry's house, while Terry woke up from his dream.
"Hey, it's you." Terry said, sounding much calmer and happier.
After a while they were able to talk, now they are in the kitchen having breakfast, on the other hand Oliver is having a black coffee as he likes.
"I haven't seen him so relaxed in years." Melissa commented.
"If you need something, just say so." Terry replied.
"Actually, Terry, there is something you could help us with." Rick said.
After an explanation and the two of them climbed onto Scary Terry's back, the three of them began to travel through dreams to finish what they started, starting with the girl who sang.
"I always hated that song!" Terry said, cutting off the girl's head.
The Girl woke up from her dream, while the three of them headed towards the centaur in the dungeon, who was very scared.
"These halves don't match, bitch!" Terry cut the human half of the centaur from the half of his horse causing it to wake up from his dream.
Now they returned to Mrs. Pancakes' Dungeon.
"Sex is sacred!" Scary Terry yelled, stretching her arm towards Mrs. Pancakes, who ended up being cut into pieces, waking her up.
Rick, Oliver and Mrs. Pancakes being in the parachute saw Scary Terry turn into a rocket, heading straight for Goldenfold.
"This is for not giving Morty good grades, Bitch!" Scary Terry Scream, hitting Goldenfold, exploding and waking up in the real world.
"Holy shit, damn it!" Goldenfold yelled, getting up quickly, quite disturbed by the dream he just had.
"If there's one thing for sure, it's that I'll give Morty good grades in math, and it's my idea. An original thought," he said with great determination.
After the teacher went to another room, Rick and Oliver got up shortly after.
The two looked at each other and nodded their heads in a way that confirmed their success, shortly after they hoarded the house and got on Rick's spaceship.
…
As they traveled home Oliver still had a question that Rick didn't answer.
"So, are you going to tell me why you wanted me to go and not Morty on this adventure?" Oliver asked.
"Are you still annoying with that?" Asked an annoyed Rick.
"You are not fooling me, I know it was not to spend time with me or to stop my boredom, then why?" Oliver explained his logic.
"Okay, okay, I wanted to make sure I get this adventure so Morty can go on more adventures with me, but I wanted to do it as quickly as possible and knowing Morty's stupid morals I would probably have to convince him to manipulate Goldenford's dreams. Unfortunately it seems things got out of hand."explains Rick.
"Tch, so the reason was my morale?." Asked Oliver.
"Look you are very smart Oliver, and I can see that your morals are very flexible to achieve these types of adventures easily." Rick replied.
"You talk like I'm a bully." Oliver commented with a blank expression.
"No, you're too smart to be a simple bully, maybe a villain or some shit" Rick commented bored, Oliver raised an eyebrow after hearing that.
"Whatever." answered Oliver without giving more importance to the subject.
But they couldn't talk any more when they saw that a commotion was taking place at the Smith Residence.
"What the hell?" Said Oliver, confused when he saw what was going on downstairs.
"Something bad awaits us Oliver! Come on." Rick said.
"Don't tell me that idiot Jerry caused a dog rebellion." Oliver said, irritated that this day is not over.
"Yes, it seems that Morty's dog developed a conscience, modified the cognitive amplifier, and to make matters worse Jerry, Beth and Summer did not help much to avoid it, after seeing how humanity subdues their species." Rick explained.
"Great, and it all started because that idiot couldn't train a dog." Oliver replied with an annoyed tone.
"Yes, I can see that you understand the situation Oliver" Rick congratulated.
At this point Oliver wants another cup of coffee and a fucking bed to sleep in, because today he feels like he has the worst luck in the world.
(Elsewhere, a spiky-haired boy suddenly sneezed, accidentally causing him to spill the food he was preparing, sadly shortly thereafter a nun bit him on the head and immediately afterward screamed about his misfortune.)
Meanwhile, in the backyard of the house, Summer, Beth, and Jerry were chained to a post like dogs.
"I can't believe how bad Snuffles got when he got smart. That's why I always choose to have low grades." Summer said dejectedly.
"Oh, so if I get good grades, does that make me mean?" asked a voice.
The three of them looked to see Oliver emerge from the bushes, followed closely by Rick.
"Dad!" Beth yelled happily.
"Rick!" Jerry said.
Rick quickly releases the chains of the three.
"Thanks for coming back Oliver!" Summer said excitedly and then tried to hug Oliver, only for him to jump back.
"Yes .. not necessary" Oliver replied, totally uncomfortable not only for the hug, but also for remembering Goldenfold's dream.
"Tch, damn I'll have to try to forget that" Oliver thought with disgust.
"Hey, where's Morty?" Oliver asked, trying to change the subject.
"That traitorous son is being spoiled by Snuffles!" Jerry explained angrily.
"Alright, let's get out of here. If we hurry, we can set up a camp in the sewers or something similar, before the dogs take full control" Rick said.
"And what are we going to do next, eat rats? Old man I have seen you travel between universes easily, some dogs should not be difficult for you" Oliver commented hoping that Rick has some plan.
"Look Oliver, it's late now, maybe if we don't choose we can ..." Rick tried to regain his power but was interrupted by Jerry.
"Wait, wait. We're not going anywhere. This is my house. I won't leave it." Object Jerry.
"Oh, do you have a plan?" Oliver asked mockingly as he looked at Jerry.
"Like I said, it's all over, Jerry. The aim of the dogs is to take over the world. But hey, at least they know they shouldn't pee on your carpet, right?" Rick said.
"Wait a minute. I have an idea." Jerry said after hearing Rick's comment.
He immediately ran into the house and dramatically opened the doors, before anyone could stop him.
"Gentlemen, wait a moment for her attention." Jerry said.
"What the hell ... is he doing?" Oliver asked, confused.
Jerry took off his pants and started urinating on the dogs' guns.
"See this? I'm peeing with your precious weapons. That means they're mine." Jerry commented confidently, then he was about to shit in the same place..
Oliver thought that after the dungeon of dreams he would not see something more disgusting, but now this idiot caused him to be about to vomit from disgust.
"Bad person. Bad." Snuffles scolded him, pushing Jerry's face into his own pee.
"Did you really think that was going to work? You are certainly a dick" Oliver said with a disgusted face, but he was also puzzled that someone actually thought that was a good idea.
"Oliver is right, you are a dick, Jerry." Rick said.
"Now all of you give up, so I can move on to phase two." Snuffles said, as he pointed to the soldiers who surrounded the family.
"Shit" was the only thing Oliver said.
….
"The fighting continues as the army of dogs captures the east coast. It seems clear at this point that the era of human superiority has come to an end." Announced a reporter. Before two dogs entered, causing him to scream in fear.
"No, please don't kill me!" the reporter pleaded, But he couldn't say anything when a mask slid down his face, muzzle.
"What is he saying, Bill?" Asked one of the dogs.
"I think he's saying 'I love lasagna'." Bill replied sarcastically.
While the kingdom of dogs rose under the ashes of human nations, in a luxurious mansion Morty lived like a king being pampered by Snuffles.
Right now in his room, Morty was with two girls in his king-size bed, when suddenly a dog came over to feed him.
"Thanks, Fido." Morty said in thanks.
When suddenly a baseball bat used by a white haired boy hit Fido on the back, it was Oliver who was followed by Rick.
"Oliver, Rick! I thought you two were dead!" a surprised Morty yelled.
"No, no, no, we were playing dead, Morty." Rick explained.
"Tch, surprisingly it worked." Oliver commented and then dropped the bat.
"Good news, Morty. This will be over soon," Rick explained.
"Why?" Morty asked.
"This is a dream, Morty." Rick said.
"A dream?" Asked a confused Morty.
"Yeah. The night the dogs caught us, after you cried and shit your pants, we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream starters to put the three of us in Snuffles' dream." Rick explained.
"But I don't understand, why are we in a dream?" Morty said.
"Basically when Rick and I left that morning, we entered into your math teacher's dream with the aim of implanting the idea of giving you better grades, so that Rick can more easily take you on adventures" Oliver explained directly.
"Wow, thanks, that will make a lot of things easier." Morty said happily.
"don't thank me, I just went because I had nothing else to do." Oliver replied bored.
"It's fine, I understand it. But it's been over a year!" Morty said.
"Six hours have passed. Dreams move one hundredth of the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh of human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It's like 'Inception', Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, then so is everyone's favorite movie. "Rick explained.
"Gosh. I really liked this life." Morty said.
"Don't complain, me and Rick have been living in hiding while you lived in a mansion in this dream." Oliver replied, still upset that he had to spend so much time escaping from dogs.
"I'm sorry, but at least I didn't really shit my pants." Morty said.
"No, that happened before you fell asleep. Right now you're sleeping in dirty pants. Of all the things that happened here, that was the only real thing, well, you know ..." Rick replied with a disgusted face.
The girls who were with Morty disgusted them and got out of bed.
"I remember, you caused a damn disaster out there." Oliver remembers also with a face of disgust.
"Yes, it was horrible, I have excrement on my hands, Morty, also in the Dream Interceptor I had, and something fell in my mouth" Rick commented.
"Wow, really," said Morty, very sad.
"Look, don't worry Morty. Take these pills." showed Rick.
"Are these pills supposed to wake me up or something?" Morty asked as he swallowed her.
"Almost, they will make your kidneys stop working." Rick exclaimed.
"What!?" Scream Morty.
"It is necessary for the plan, Morty, don't worry friend" Rick said as he tried to calm Morty by caressing his face.
"if it's any use to you, your real body won't be hurt" Oliver commented.
…
Later, Morty was now in a medical room and looked quite ill.
Rick was in a mechanical suit disguised as a dog, looking at Morty's vital signs, in one of the columns a hidden Oliver could be seen watching the development of the situation.
"Your condition is critical, Emperor Snowball. You will need another operation." Rick said.
"Anything for my Necessary. Anything for my precious Morty." Snuffles said, patting Morty's head.
"Sir, as your accountant, it is my duty to warn you that these medical expenses are putting you in serious financial danger. You could lose your kingdom." he explained a puppy, with various papers.
"To hell with my kingdom, stingy sir. I would trade it all for the health and happiness of my human." said Snuffles stroking Morty.
"Do you think they would have done this for us?" asked the accountant.
"We are not them!" Snuffles screamed, however, he quickly realized something. "We are not them"
…
In the real world, Snuffles woke up with a bark before looking around. After a moment to calm down, he climbed onto the robot and spoke to a dog at the door.
"Assemble the troops. I have made a decision." demanded.
….
It was already around noon, and Snowball stood in front of the family while his soldiers were in an animal shelter, sending numerous dogs through a portal.
"Taking control of the human world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty. Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a society of intelligent dogs, one that does not make the same mistakes as humanity and where insurance for pets will be required. " Explain Snuffles to the family.
"I'm going to miss you, Snowball." Morty declared sadly.
"You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you too, with all my heart." Snuffles said, while he hugged Morty and then gently licked his head before leaving.
After a brief moment of silence, someone started crying.
"Jerry?." Beth asked, seeing Jerry cry.
"I'm sorry. It's like the end of 'Old Yeller'." said Jerry.
"Oh Jerry, do you say that because there are also dogs?." Asked Beth as she comforted Jerry.
"Wow, a whole world populated by intelligent dogs, I wonder what that will be Rick." Morty commented to Rick.
"I think it will be great, Morty. You know it could be a very satisfying project for people of all ages. I mean, I would watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes at a time. Every episode, I could get something good coming out of it. there "Rick said, laying a hand on his grandson.
"You know, that's a really comforting idea, Rick." Morty said.
"What do you know, Morty, what do you know?." Asks Rick.
"Hmm, and what do you think Oliver?" Morty asked his cousin who was quiet throughout the scene.
"Tch, I don't care, but I suppose that if he seek to create a better world than this, he will not have it so difficult." Oliver commented bored.
…
"And that was what happened." said Oliver, who was now in the school cafeteria drinking black coffee.
"Are you making fun of me ?!" Shouted the person who was sitting in front of him, it was Misaka, who showed an angry face.
"Tch, you were the one who asked me if I knew why so many dogs disappeared from the city." Oliver said in an irritated tone.
"It's not my fault that story is hard to believe!" Misaka said.
"Anyway, I don't care if you believe me. But was that the only thing you wanted to know?" Oliver asked, wanting to end the conversation.
"Right !, I was going to tell you that there are going to be new exams, and you better not be lazy because I plan to get you out of first place." said Misaka in a competitive tone.
"Yeah, yeah whatever, I really don't understand why you care so much that I study or not" Oliver said in a bored tone, He doesn't really understand why she wants to compete so much for something like a score, she is so much better than him in Sports and art classes, which showed that she was quite a bit better than him at various things.
"Of course I care! If you become lazy my victory over you would be empty" Mikoto said, quite determined to get Oliver out of the first place.
"Tch, whatever" and then finish his drink and leave the place.
"Hmm, I wonder what that world of dogs you are talking about would be like" Mikoto thought before leaving the place.
…
Some may wonder how Rick's intelligence could be compared to Aleister's or vice versa.
The truth is that a little difficult for me to say who is more intelligent, both have demonstrated superhuman intellectual capacities in their respective series.The only thing I'm going to say is that both have a very important advantage over the other, which are:
1. Rick is more knowledgeable than Aleister on the subject of dimensions, and alien life. This thanks to the portal gun that allows you to go practically anywhere. I am not saying that Aleister does not know that alien life exists, obviously he does know that it exists, but he does not have much knowledge about them compared to Rick (In Toaru, the closest thing to an alien is Aiwass if I remember correctly, in the sense of which is a very strange being).
2. Aleister has more knowledge of magic and the occult than Rick, this is due to a couple of reasons, on the one hand Rick hates everything supposedly supernatural, preferring to ignore or criticize anything about magic and on the other hand the title of Aleister's "Greatest Wizard in History" is not for nothing.It does not mean that Rick does not know about the occult, but he is far from having the same knowledge of Aleister on this subject (Unless he decides to study it, but with his personality it is quite difficult).
As you can see, the two have their strengths and weaknesses, but most importantly, they both have completely different goals and personalities, and that makes the two characters unique.
As for the other characters of Toaru, in the previous chapter I changed Misaka's dialog so that it makes more sense with the characters, but remember that the fact that Accelerator was not in Academy City caused a butterfly effect that generated many changes.
An example is Misaka who is in Seattle, and she is not exactly the same from the series, I will try to make sense of the changes but remember that there could be OCC for the sake of the story.