Note: the series of to aru majutsu no index and rick and Morty do not belong to me.
It's been a while since Atomic Park was destroyed, and the holidays are over for Oliver, who was right now at the dining room drinking black coffee, and eating a pancake for breakfast.
When Jerry came in suddenly, he seemed to have a blank expression.
"Hello Oliver, good morning." Jerry commented in a robotic tone.
"...Hey" Oliver said, a bit confused by Jerry's forced tone.
"I have work today, bye." Jerry continued robotically, but Oliver only showed a confused expression at Jerry's performance.
Jerry immediately left the room to go to work.
Oliver, who was still a bit confused by Jerry, in the end did not give it more importance, and decided to finish his breakfast to go one more day to boring school.
….
Meanwhile, Rick was dissecting a rat in his lab, a disappointed expression on his face.
"This is very poorly made." Rick said. When dissecting a rat he found some strange things.
Soon enough, Morty entered the garage still keeping his optimism.
"Hey, Rick. Wow, this is an especially beautiful day today, right?" Morty said as he walked out of the garage with relaxation.
"Oh yeah, Morty. It's almost unbelievable isn't it?" Rick said.
"Yes, you know? There is something in the air. And how the sun shines" continued Morty contemplating the beautiful day.
"Yeah buddy sure ... it's very convincing" Rick said while ignoring Morty.
"Convincing?" Morty asked.
"Oh! Respond too! In real time, I love it!" Rick hinted.
"Okay..." Morty said, confused.
"I'm going to work. Morty, good morning. Dad, good morning. Bye." said robotically Beth, who entered out of nowhere and got in the car to leave.
"Wait a minute, what's wrong with mom?" Morty asked Rick, confused.
"Oh what's up with mom? So you're saying she's acting weird? What a f ... * urp * sophisticated." Rick immediately stopped dissecting the rat and screamed at the sky.
"Watch out guys. You're going to burn the CPU with this one!" yell Rick.
"Well you know what, Rick? You're acting weird." Morty pointed.
"Whatever you say, in quotation marks 'Morty'." Rick scoffed.
"Well, see you after school! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Damn it! I'm fine! I'm fine." Morty said quickly after accidentally hitting the garage when he tried to leave.
Leaving Rick with a bit of doubt, and suspicion.
….
Morty was currently in school, in a math class taught by Mr. Goldenfold.
"Alright, who can tell me what five times nine is?" Goldenfold asked, the students whispered among themselves. "Morty?"
"Me?!" Morty exclaimed without waiting to be called.
"What is five times nine?" Goldenfold asked.
"Well, you know, it's at least ... 40." Morty answered doubtfully.
"Morty, that's correct five times nine is at least forty. Come here!" I congratulate Goldenfold. The students cheered for Morty as he walked to the front of the class.
"Hey everyone, this is the best student. I want him to be the teacher today." Goldenfold said as he introduced Morty. "Teach us, Morty!"
Meanwhile, Rick was outside, spying on the scene through the window. "Interesting..."
"Uh, what do you want me to teach you?" Morty asked, looking somewhat nervous about what was happening.
A random student then raised his hand.
"Ooh, ooh! How do you make concentrated dark matter?"
"Wow, that's a good question." Goldenfold intervened.
"Concentrated?" Morty asked, confused.
"Concentrated Dark Matter. The Fuel for Accelerated Space Travel". Goldenfold explained. "Now, do you know how to do it?"
"Uhhh ..." Morty didn't know what to say.
"Come on, Morty. Isn't your grandfather a scientist?" Jessica asked.
"Well yeah, but he told me I shouldn't go over there ... talking about his science and stuff." Morty nervously replied.
"I bet you saw him making a lot of concentrated dark matter. If you tell us, I'll be your girlfriend" Jessica said flirtatiously.
"Seriously?" asked Morty.
"Sounds like a good deal, Morty." Goldenfold said.
Before Morty could reply, Rick kicked the door open.
"Morty, come on. There is a family emergency."
Rick grabbed Morty's arm to lead him out of the classroom. Goldenfold then grabbed Morty's other arm.
"Stop right there! If he leaves, I'm going to put an F!" threatened Goldenfold.
"He does not care". Rick said before dragging Morty out of the classroom.
He then dragged Morty into the school locker room.
"Rick, I have to go back. I think I was about to get married" Morty said but Rick ignored him, and dragged him to the shower area.
"Take a shower with me, Morty." Rick ordered as he turned on the shower head.
"What did you say?!" Morty asked incredulously.
"Listen to me, Morty. Take off your clothes and get in the shower right now." Rick demanded as he undressed. "You have to trust me, Morty."
"Ugh, they're going to flunk me, Rick." Morty said before undressing.
"Morty, that was not your class. That was not your teacher. This is not your school. This whole world is not real. We are inside a huge simulation chamber in an alien spaceship." Rick explained.
"Wait a minute, what are you talking about?" Morty asked incredulously.
"It's all fake, Morty. Nanobotic representations, a lot of… fake and crazy nonsense, Morty. I couldn't tell until we got in the shower. They won't look at us here" Rick continued explaining.
"Monitor us?" Morty asked fearfully. "Who?"
"Zigerion scammers, Morty. The most ambitious and least successful scammers in the galaxy. It's lucky for us that they're also really uncomfortable with nudity." Rick explained.
"Please Rick. If we're all going to be crazy today. At least let me go crazy with Jessica." Morty declared and then tried to put his clothes on, only for Rick to try to stop him.
"Oh, you won't." Rick declared.
…..
Meanwhile, in the control room, the aliens watched in disgust. Needless to say, they were disgusted with what was happening and wanted it to end.
A Zigerion choked on the scene before looking at its leader.
"Oh God sir! They're still naked! Ugh!"
"Well, check every five quintons and tell me when they aren't!" Nebulon demanded.
"I think we should make Kevin watch, sir." said one of the aliens.
"What ?! No! why would you say that?" Kevin ranted.
Before any other conversation was interrupted, a Zigerion named Stu looked at a screen and found something that alerted him.
"Uh, sir, we have a situation here." Stu said.
Prince Nebulon sighed. "If I see another nude on the monitor, I swear to God, Stu."
"Something is consuming a lot of processing power." Stu exclaimed, before discovering what the problem was.
"Oh wait, no wonder." He pushed a button, revealing Oliver walking through the hallways of the school, wearing a confused expression on his face.
"There is another real human in the simulator." explained Stu.
They all looked at the screen to see what Oliver was muttering.
"What the hell is going on, everyone is acting strange today, and I have no idea where Rick is ..." muttered Oliver confused.
"How did this happen ?! Where is the Abduction Department?" Prince Nebulon asked in an angry manner.
"Hey man, 'Kidnapping' just follows the 'Acquisition' order." said a Zigerion.
Soon, another Zigerion spoke.
"Don't put this in 'Acquisitions'! We only acquire humans who have not been simulated!" Yelled the other Zigerion.
Kevin decided to enter the conversation.
"Well, Simulations do not simulate anyone who has been kidnapped, so ..." Kevin said.
"Oh, I see! Oh, oh! It wasn't anyone's fault. Oh, okay. Sorry. Well then, the problem was solved. Oh wait no. There's still another human here!" Prince Nebulon interrupted it.
"Who is he!?" Nebulon asked, pointing at the white haired boy.
"It is Oliver Sánchez, Rick's grandson, apparently he began to suspect that he is in a simulation" answered a Zigerion.
"Damn, we don't have time for this, limit your sector to ten percent performance, keep the setting on automatic and we'll fix it later. Rick Sanchez is the target," Nebulon said.
….
Oliver, who is currently digesting himself in the school cafeteria, has been having a very strange day. It all started with Jerry talking robotically, then at school his classmates and teachers have been acting the same way. At this point obviously something was going on, and he has the idea that this has to do with Rick.
"What's going on? Rick is playing a prank on me? Or am I in another dimension?" Oliver thought of possible answers about his situation.
Oliver thought until he finally got to the cafeteria, where everyone was walking in order, some were sitting eating slowly, there was a guy with a portable radio listening to the station.
"This is Earth Radio, and now, here is Human Music" said the radio host.
'Human Music' was nothing more than a repeating rhythmic beep.
"Brilliant". The guy said robotically when listening to Human Music.
"Yes, something is definitely going on." Oliver commented with his eyes rolled after listening to "Human music".
Then he looked at the cafeteria again, only to find "Misaka" sitting eating a crepe, so he decided to approach her to investigate something.
…..
Meanwhile, Rick and Morty were still naked as they ran down the street, Morty tried to cover their private parts.
"Wait a minute, Rick!" Morty screamed when Rick put his clothes in the gutter.
"Uhp, uhp, uhp! Morty, keep your hands off your parts! It's the only way we can speak freely." Rick grabbed Morty by the shoulders and then showed him why the place is a simulation.
"Look around you, Morty. Do you really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details. Look, that guy is putting a bun between two hot dogs." Rick explained.
"I don't know, Rick. It's not the first time I've seen people do that before." Morty replied.
"Well, look at that old woman." Rick points out she's walking a cat on a leash.
"Mrs. Spencer does that all the time, Rick." Morty replied.
"I don't want you to tell me about Mrs. Spencer, Morty! She's an idiot. Well, what about that, Morty?" Rick then pointed Morty toward a cake coming out of a toaster and into a toaster car before driving away.
"Well, you're right about that. I mean, why would a cake want to live inside a toaster? I mean, that would be the scariest place for her." Morty declared.
"You're missing the point, Morty. Why would I drive a smaller toaster on wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No." Rick said.
"And why are they doing this? What do they want?" Morty asked.
"That would be obvious to you, Morty, if you had been paying attention." Rick said. Suddenly, they could both hear a siren as an ambulance approached them and the rear doors were opened.
"We have the President of the United States in here!. We need 10 cc of concentrated dark matter, or it will die!" said the paramedic.
Rick then closed the doors before walking away.
"Concentrated dark matter? They talked about it in class." Morty said.
"Yes, it is a special fuel that I invented to travel through space faster than anyone. These Zigerion are always trying to get me out of my secrets, but they made a big mistake this time, Morty. They dragged you into this. Now they're going to pay!." Rick explained.
"Wait, what are we going to do?" asked Morty.
"We'll rip off the scammers, Morty." Rick said.
…..
Oliver was sitting in front of Mikoto Misaka right now, in an attempt to see if he was the same as other people, and it turned out that he was also staring at nothing while eating with a blank expression.
"Tch, this looks like something out of a horror movie." Oliver said, seeing not only Misaka's emotionless gaze, but also the gaze of other people from the cafeteria who also had emotionless faces.
"Yes" they all said at the same time.
"Okay, that's kinda scary" Oliver thought after hearing that everyone was talking at the same time.
As Oliver kept thinking about his situation, he saw something that surprised him. The crepe that Misaka was eating, for a moment glowed several blue lines that took the shape of the crepe, like the unloaded texture of a video game.
"Wait a minute, a video game?" Oliver realized in that moment where he was, he was not in an alternate dimension and neither did Rick provoke something that would make people act like that. Oliver was in some kind of simulation.
"I get it, are you playing a stupid joke on me, Rick?" Oliver asked, annoyed, as far as he knew Rick is the only one who could put him in a simulation.
"I do not know what you're talking about." said Misaka in a robotic tone.
"Don't lie to me, you were created by Rick, right?" Oliver asked Misaka again.
"No" was the only thing Misaka said.
"... Tch, with that expressionless face of yours, I don't know if you're lying to me" Oliver said, while he thought about other possibilities, if Rick wasn't, then, the only other possible candidates that could put him in a simulation, they would be aliens.
"Were you created by aliens?" Oliver asked again.
"... No" Misaka replied again with a robotic voice, but this time it took me a long time to answer, clearly the program had to think a lie, it caused him to respond more slowly.
"So yeah." Oliver said wearily, just to get up.
Now he was thinking of going to Rick's garage, and be able to find a way to escape the simulation. This while the programs were still staring at him.
….
While Oliver was investigating a way to escape the simulation, Rick was on stage with Morty, both of whom had somehow recovered their clothes.
However, Rick was making some adjustments, making his clothes look messier and adding additional accessories.
"Gosh, Rick. I don't know if I like this plan. I mean the crowds terrify me" Morty said.
"Morty, relax. It's just a bunch of 1's and 0's out there. You're going to be fine." Rick responded, putting a watch necklace and some necklaces on his own person.
The two proceeded to take the stage and Rick spoke.
"Hey DJ. Drop that beat!" With Rick's word, hip-hop music began to play in the background as a small crowd approached the group.
"Uh-oh, Morty." Rick spoke into the microphone. "This crowd seems too small for one of our famous rap concerts. I don't think we can perform our new song, 'The Recipe for Concentrated Dark Matter,' for such a small crowd."
"You're right Rick." Morty answered into the microphone. Suddenly, a horde of people came out of nowhere, cheering on Rick and Morty.
"That's more! Morty, here we go. Let me hear everyone say 'hey-oh!' and the girls say Oh-yeah! and the red-shirted ones jump "Rick instructed the crowd that he did just that, they started having glitches.
….
Meanwhile, Oliver was walking in the direction of Rick's garage, hoping to find something to help him escape the simulation created by the aliens.
"Why the hell did this happen?" Oliver thought with annoyance, there weren't many reasons for the aliens to kidnap him, and put him in a simulation, his only theory is that it must be something related to Rick.
Now that Oliver is looking around, he only found out that the simulation was experiencing a lot of glitches, so he thinks this simulation is not very stable.
….
Rick and Morty were still at their rap concert, causing further glitches in the simulation system.
"All non-Hispanics whose first name begins with an 'L', walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your age multiplied by ten!" By then, various objects and people were beginning to float in midair, and the simulation froze completely shortly after.
"Run Morty! Before the system reboots!" Ordered Rick.
…..
Meanwhile, Oliver managed to get to the garage, and began to look for anything inside him to help him in his situation.
But while he was going through Rick's things, he noticed something, most of the things he was going through like papers, electronics and other objects were incomplete.
Many papers were blank, the electronics did not work, and other objects were useless.
"Tch, damn it" Oliver was upset now that there was nothing of use to his situation.
But as he threw more useless papers on the ground, he realized something, the papers were frozen in midair.
This caught the attention of Oliver, who began to look outside the garage to see that not only the papers were frozen, but also the people outside such as a dog, a boy on a bicycle and a girl eating potato were also frozen.
"Hmmm" now Oliver thought about it, this simulation seemed to have trouble processing the information, maybe he could use that to his advantage?
…..
Meanwhile, back in the other simulation, Rick and Morty were running through the city, which was still frozen in place from the accident the two of them had caused.
"Oh god, Rick, but where are we running?" Morty asked.
"Out of the simulation, Mory." Rick explained.
"Normally the camera works like a treadmill. The virtual world disappears inside of us ... and appears in front of us as we walk. But when it is frozen, we will be able to reach ..." Rick continued explaining until the two ran far enough to see the surroundings becoming more and more polygonal until it became a lifeless, textureless grid, with the true room visible just beyond.
"... the edge. Here we go." With a quick jump, Rick jumped off the virtual grid and fell to the ground
"My God!" Morty responded, jumping up as well, then following Rick.
Back in the control room, the zigerion were still staring at them. "Sir, they are at the limit."
"Yes, they are. Just as planned." Prince Nebulon laughed and the other zigerions joined in. "Oh this is going to be great!"
….
A few minutes later, Rick and Morty were walking down a hallway, looking for guards nearby. When there was no Zigerion patrolling in sight, the two proceeded to advance.
"We have to find the central processing room, we will defeat those idiots" Rick said.
"And why don't these aliens stop chasing you, Rick, if you're smarter than them?" asked Morty.
"By now it's an obsession for them. They've tried to fool me for many years but every time they do, I'm one step ahead of them." Rick replied.
The two entered a gigantic room filled with rocks that contained strange crystalline splinters. "Aha! Here we go."
Rick rushed inside and grabbed all the crystals he could find. "Take as many processors as you can, Morty. These guys are pretty mediocre, but they're really good at making these chips."
"I have so many that I can hardly hold them all, look at this ... Heavens, I dropped one." Morty said as he grabbed several chips.
"Don't worry, Morty. There are many, you little fool." Rick said cheerfully.
They both burst into laughter as they started to playfully toss several tokens, while giggling.
"There is nothing wrong with a little play from time to time, little friend." Rick said in a joking tone.
After playing for a moment, the two of them saved as many chips as they could with their shirts and pockets.
Once they reached the room with the escape pods, Rick threw a chip to distract the guards, and the two escaped on one of the shuttles, heading towards Earth.
"Well who would say? That was pretty easy." Morty commented.
"Totally, buddy." Rick replied.
"You know, it's hard to believe, you know?" Morty said.
"Believe it, Morty. Again he escapes with everything he can carry, and the Zigerions got nothing from me" RicK replied.
….
Meanwhile, Oliver was back at the simulation school, in order to take advantage of the information processing problems that the simulation has.
After walking through the corridors for a while, he was able to find the fake Misaka walking against a wall, obviously a new glitch of the simulation.
"Hey!" Oliver yelled to get the show's attention, who stopped walking against the wall, and instead turned his attention back to Oliver.
"I want you to do something." Oliver demanded of the fake Misaka.
"Yes" said the fake Misaka, still keeping her forced tone.
"Gather all the school students in the cafeteria" Oliver ordered the fake Misaka again, hoping that his assumption that the machine is not very smart will work.
"Yes" replied the false Misaka again.
"Good" was the only thing Oliver said before heading to the cafeteria, hoping that with enough students the simulation would end up failing.
…..
After a few minutes of flight, the Zigerion escape pod landed on Earth. Rick and Morty got out, and the two went into the garage. After placing the items on the table, Rick smiled.
"We did it, Morty! I'm going to be able to use these processors to do some really important scientific stuff." By carefully entering the code, Rick was surprised that he ended up making a mistake.
"Hey, I thought he entered the code correctly." Rick commented surprised.
Soon enough, the texture of the garage was gone, being replaced by a wired grille before fading away.
Prince Nebulon entered with an expression of mock shock on his face.
"Well, what is this? What could this be?" he asked in a mocking tone.
"Because it looks like you are inside a simulation within a simulation.
You're still on the boat !." Nebulon explained.
Very soon, a Zigerion woman. "Sir, the doctor's appointment to examine the discoloration on her fins was-"
"Too strong, Cynthia. Too strong and too specific" Prince Nebulon interrupted.
"We've known how to make concentrated dark matter for a long time. But now we also know the code to your safe, Rick Sanchez! All your most valuable secrets will now be ours!" yelled the prince Nebulon.
"Uh, sure, until I get home before you and change the combination, you bunch of idiots!" Rick yelled in response.
"That's why you're never going to get home. Catch them!" ordered the prince.
The Zigerion guards tried to grab them, but Rick pulled Morty's pants down, causing them to stagger back in disgust.
"Run !, Morty!" Rick ordered.
As they ran through the ship, more and more guards began to pursue them. After a few short turns, Morty almost ran into the next room before Rick grabbed him.
"My God!." Morty screamed.
Rick soon activated a bridge so they could keep running.
When they reached the other side, Rick quickly turned off gravity, allowing the two of them to float to a higher sector.
Morty looked to see a Zigerion grab his leg, but kicked it briefly as Rick led the two to the other end of the room, where Rick flipped the switch and caused the guards to fall.
Then the two continued running.
…..
At this time, Oliver's plan to overload the system was working, the system crashes were increasing due to the number of people the system has to simulate, but still not enough to crash the system.
"Hmm, what else can I do?" Oliver thought about the possibilities for collapsing the simulation. While I was thinking, Oliver noticed something important, all the students were still, and quiet.
"Wait a minute" Oliver realized something, the system was collapsing due to the information. But the simulated students by not moving causes them not to process more information, in other words he needs the students to execute actions that produce information.
"All right, all the men must jump!, And all the women must clap now!" Oliver commanded the simulated students.
"YES" said the students to quickly perform the action, quickly when they started clapping or jumping, the students failed and were replaced by a postman.
"My man!" shouted the postman before continuing to fail, along with the other people.
Very soon Oliver saw the simulation fail as people began to appear and disappear rapidly until everything became a grid.
...
Suddenly Oliver found himself in a metal chamber, he quickly looked around to see where he was.
"Where am I?" He thought, until he saw the door open, to his surprise it was Rick and Morty, who were also surprised to see him in this place.
"Oliver ?!" Morty yelled in surprise.
"Oliver! What are you doing here?" Rick asked.
"Rick? Where are we? And why was in a simulation?" Oliver asked.
"Look we don't have time, I'll explain later" Rick said and then dragged Oliver away.
Oliver quickly started running alongside Rick and Morty when he realized that they were probably running away from the aliens.
The three of them made a sharp left turn and entered a door that led into a restricted area.
But suddenly the Zigerion guards opened the door, causing them to run once more, entering a testing room, where the items and objects for the simulation were being made.
The three of them jumped through one of them, causing the simulated chair to dismount and the guards to be trapped inside a hot dog.
Then they ran through several rooms like one of two aliens playing, another where there were several holographic clones of the postman and Misaka and finally a room of the man reaching the moon for the first time.
Eventually, the three of them reached the hangar where they ran towards a nearby ship, hitting a guard as they climbed onto the ship.
"Oliver, I need you to activate the lasers." Rick told Oliver that he was sitting off to the side while Rick and Morty sat in the front of the boat.
"Okay" Oliver said as he activated the lasers.
Rick activated the ship and flew away as a group of other zigerion-piloted ships pursued them, firing lasers at them.
"Oh god, they're following us closely, Rick!" Morty panicked as he looked at a radar.
"I guess they really have concentrated dark matter." Rick said.
"Do you also know how to do it?" Morty asked.
"Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Check the engine room. We only need cesium, plutonic quarks, and bottled water." Rick ordered.
Morty got up and went to the back. Very soon after, he returned with all the ingredients.
It's all here, Rick! "Morty declared.
"Wow, Morty. You were lucky. Take that bucket." Morty then picked up the bucket before Rick continued giving instructions. "Okay, two parts plutonic quarks, one part cesium."
"Okay, and now?" Morty asked after pouring the ingredients into the bucket before shaking it.
"Now empty the water bottle into the bucket and pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get out of here!" Rick explained to Morty, but he stayed still.
"What are you doing, Morty ?! There is no time!" Yelled Rick.
Oliver, who was concentrating on the Lasers, saw what was happening, only to see Morty standing still with a blank stare.
"Rick, I don't think it's Morty" Oliver said as he remembered the same look in the sim that he had before.
"Oh no." Rick said.
Suddenly, the simulation faded along with the fake Morty.
"What the hell?!" Oliver yelled in surprise.
"It just can not be!" Rick screamed.
Prince Nebulon and a few other zigerions entered the room, laughing at Rick as they approached him.
"Oh my God Rick. Are you such an idiot? You're inside a simulation of a simulation, inside another giant simulation!" Prince Nebulon pointed to the room as he laughed louder at Rick.
"We never knew how to produce concentrated dark matter. But now we know! Now, silly!" Nebulon screamed mockingly at Rick.
"Did you simulate my grandson's genitalia ?! Damn devilish wretches!" Rick tried to attack the prince, but he and Oliver were held back by the prince's guards.
"Kevin was very insistent on overseeing that project." A zigerion commented before high-five with Cynthia.
"You weren't going to tell anyone! I'm never going to get over this." Kevin said resignedly.
"Good. Okay. Wonderful, you guys won. Can we go home now?" Rick asked.
"I don't know. Can you?" A zigerion asked before punching Prince Nebulon.
"Ha! Well, okay. Take these two bastards to an escape ship. I'm done with them. Oh wait. Let me take a picture." He ran up to Rick with a phone to take a picture of himself with Rick who was frowning.
"Aww. Look at that face, not sure if it's in a simulation. Is that it Rick? Is it? You're not in a simulation." Then he turned to Oliver. "Oh, and your attempt to escape was interesting, too bad you were such an idiot as your grandfather." he said mockingly to then walk away from the two.
As Oliver and Rick walked away, they glared at the prince with hatred and anger, but the guards took them both away when Prince Nebulon called out to them.
"And by the way, I don't have a discolored butt. That was part of the simulation." Nebulon commented.
"Sir, do I cancel the doctor's appointment then?" Cynthia asked.
"Yes, of course!" Then he whispered to Cynthia."No, don't cancel it. In fact, try to fast-forward it if you can."
….
Rick and Oliver were thrown off the ship on a ferry.
Inside the ferry, Oliver was looking at the window with an expression that denoted annoyance at being kidnapped for something that had nothing to do with him.
"Tch, what a bummer, in the end those bastards got what they wanted, and they treated us like idiots" Oliver commented, still annoyed at not being able to get revenge for being kidnapped.
"Maybe you're right Oliver. Maybe you're right." Rick said nonchalantly.
…..
Meanwhile, on the space station, the Zigerion were throwing a party, with streamers and confetti thrown everywhere. The Nebulon Prince was near a giant pot, holding three chemicals.
"Alright, listen up everyone!" Nebulon yelled excitedly.
Everyone cheered as Prince Nebulon began pouring the chemicals into the pot to create the concentrated dark matter.
"Two parts of plutonic quarks, A little bit of cesium ..." He paused for a moment to speak to the crew.
"And listen, I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. I couldn't ask for a better team, I certainly appreciate all of you. And the final ingredient ..."
...
The ship suddenly exploded, creating a massive explosion that sent a shock wave in all directions, slightly shaking the ship where Rick and Oliver were.
"What the hell was that, Rick?" asked a surprised Oliver.
"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Oliver? Oh yeah. You can't. They just blew up." Rick explained.
"I see, you tricked them about the components to produce the concentrated dark matter, and the whole time you knew that Morty was fake" Oliver said, surprised that Rick had foreseen the plans of those aliens.
"Right Oliver, I see we are on the same page." Rick said.
"But there's still something I don't understand, why did those bastards kidnap me? Apparently they just needed you" Oliver asked, confused about that.
"These guys are idiots, it was probably a mistake or something, but whatever, maybe I'll explain tomorrow." Rick said then adjusted the chair to a relaxing position and sang the Baker Street saxophone part.
…..
The next day, Oliver was again at the gates of the real school, and not at the simulation school.
Yesterday was a very exhausting day, he had to drink a lot of black coffee to have energy for today, and it did not help that last night when he and Rick returned home. Rick drunk tried to attack Morty because he thought it was a simulation, luckily no one ended up physically hurt.
Also the next morning, Rick explained what happened yesterday, and why concentrated dark matter was important to those aliens.
Apparently Rick uses concentrated dark matter as fuel for his spaceship, and that makes it the fastest in the universe, certainly something interesting.
As he reflected on what happened yesterday, he did not notice a person next to him who seemed to try to speak to him but he had ignored her.
"Are you listening to me, idiot!" yelled the person, who turned out to be the real Misaka, who seemed to be angry at being ignored.
"Tch, you don't have to yell at me, you almost made me deaf" said Oliver with annoyance.
"It's not my fault! You've been standing there like an idiot for several minutes" Misaka pointed out.
"Ah, I was just thinking about what happened yesterday." Oliver explained while scratching his neck.
"What happened yesterday? Any of your crazy adventures with aliens or something?" Misaka asked in confusion.
"Tch, nothing important, I just got involved because of some idiots" Oliver said as he started to enter the school.
"Oh? You have to tell me, it seems like an interesting story, although I hope it doesn't have a grotesque ending like that giant Santa Claus, they are still talking about it on the news." Misaka said before entering the school as well.
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Some may be wondering if we will see Touma in this story, because of how interesting it would be to see him due to his bad luck in addition to seeing how he will interact with the characters of Rick and Morty, and the answer is that yes, we will see Touma in a future chapter, already I'm mulling over how to include him in some of Rick and Oliver's adventures without being forced.
As for why I didn't cast Touma as the main character even though he would fit in more due to his bad luck, it's because Touma is a very important part of Aleister's plan, and practically, all Toaru's events would be very different.
In addition to that, he was interested in writing about a version of Accelerator that had a very different past than the original, and there are other reasons as well that will be seen in other chapters.
And I'm sorry if the chapter is short.