Blueangel1888888: Hey people, wow I'm actually updating a lot sooner then usual. Probably because I want to be spared another one of Stephanie's rants about being hunted down, and the fact that she keeps bugging me to update faster.

Ok I'll stop. I'll just say the disclaimer and get on with the story. Ah he hem. Ahem. I don't own kingdom Hearts! I also don't own the squishy line that belongs to Dory form Finding Nemo. I do own my take over the world plot! Yes I will one day be dictator of the world, so deal!

Fine here it's starting.

(Jeopardy music playing in background)

"Na na naa na nana na na" Stephanie hummed the jeopardy music from Jeopardy. It had been about 15 minutes since they won the match and Kelsey still hadn't come out of the bathroom.

"Kelsey what are you doing in there?" Stephanie yelled through the door.

"I don't know Steph. What do people usually do in the bathroom?" Kelsey asked. Stephanie was silent for a minute with a scared look on her face. "NOT THAT YOU IDIOT! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTERS!" Kelsey screamed at steph. Stephanie sweat dropped,

"Why can't you be more like Ashley? She's leaving me alone." Kelsey said from inside the bathroom.

"That's because she's too busy torturing Sephiroth, poor guy." Stephanie said as she looked over to the two. True enough Ashley was back on Sephiroth's back hugging him. He was running around screaming and trying to get her off.

"Piggy back ride!" Ashley yelled as she clung to his neck.

"Get the hell off of me you demon child!" Sephiroth yelled as he tired to throw off Ashley. Needless to say that it didn't work.

"You are now Squishy! I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy" Ashley said to Sephiroth. He nearly dropped dead.

"Please I beg off you. Have mercy and get this horrid being off my back!" He pleaded to Stephanie.

"Sorry dude, its either you or me and I really don't want to listen to another one of her 'How I'm going to take over the world with DDR mats' rant." Stephanie said. Anything was better then listening to that rant.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me, Squishy. Do you want to listen to how I'm going to take over the world with DDR mats?" Ashley asked.

"Only if you promise to leave me alone and stop calling me squishy!" Sephiroth said.

"Deal." Ashley said as she jumped off his back and sat down Indian style on the floor. Sephiroth groaned and did the same.

"Ok well first I'm going to hook up the DDR mats to shoot lasers in the direction that you step on and then I'm going to take over Portugal!" Ashley said

"Why Portugal?" asked Sephiroth

"Because nobody likes Portugal." Ashley snapped.

"Yes they do!" Kelsey yelled from inside the bathroom.

"SHUT UP!" Ashley yelled to Kelsey. "So where was I? Oh yeah, then I'm going after Africa, then South America, Then Europe (minus Russia), then Asia, and then Australia, and then North America! And after I have taken over all of those continents, I'll go after Russia and take over the world! Mwahaha!" Ashley said, laughing evilly. Everyone around looked just a wee bit scared.

"Why would you save Russia for last?" Asked Sephiroth, A little afraid.

"Well duh, everyone always fails whenever they hit Russia so I want to make sure that I have enough man power to take it down!" Ashley said proudly. Sephiroth backed away slowly and Stephanie just shook her head.

"Ok I'm done." Kelsey said as she walked out of the bathroom, her pink sandals clicking as they hit the hard pavement.

"Finally lets go already." Stephanie muttered as she walked over to Ashley and pulled her away from Sephiroth.

"Ash, stop scaring the crap out of the nice silver haired man with the overly long sword." Kelsey said as she walked behind them.

"So where now chief?" Stephanie asked Kelsey as they flew through space in the ship.

"Well we're supposed to be going towards the Deep jungle to get the next gem." Kelsey said as she checked the map on the ship.

"Hey look, there's another ship." Ashley said pointing out the window. True enough there was another gummi ship flying along side them.

"Who are they? You think maybe they're enemies?" The grey eyed girl asked her friends.

"Maybe." Stephanie answered.

"Uh guys, we have bigger problems." Kelsey said in a panicked voice as she pointed over to one of the monitors. On it was a graph of the ship and it appeared that they had blown an engine. The words "WARNING!" Were flashing on the screen in bright red.

"Kelsey what in my name did you do?" Stephanie asked as she clung to her chair.

"I didn't do anything!" Kelsey defended frantically.

"We're going down." Ashley said as she was pushed on the floor by the gravity of the falling ship. The ship plummeted to the nearest planet with the neighboring ship following them.

"Uh, what happened?" Ashley asked as she rubbed her head and looked around. The ship had fallen onto another planet.

"I don't know, but I'm going to kill Kelsey as soon as someone gets this chair off of me." Stephanie groaned from underneath a chair.

"It wasn't my fault! How am I suppose to know what's up with the ship? I'm not a mechanic." Kelsey said as she picked herself up.

"Um guys, the weird ship is still there." Ashley said as she looked out the window. True enough the other gummi ship had landed near them and 3 figures were coming closer.

"Uh oh. We might have trouble." Kelsey said as she stood by Ashley and got ready to fight if necessary, Stephanie did the same thing. The door opened slowly and in popped the horrid face of…

"Caleb?" Kelsey asked as she saw the familiar black hair and chocolate eyes.

"Hey, we thought you girls could use a little help." Caleb said with an easy grin as he walked in.

"Yep, let us men take care of this." The red haired Kohl said as he followed after Caleb.

"We would if there were any men here, but you guys are just little boys." Ashley snorted. Kohl scowled at her and Stephanie hit her upside the head.

"She's got a point there Kohl, you really are just another little boy." Damien said with a smirk as he walked past the red head.

"What? You should talk Day. If anyone here is a little boy its you." Kohl said as he green eyes met Damien's blue ones.

"Hey do you two mind? We're here to help, not start world war 3." Caleb said as he split up the two boys.

"Wow, guys are total morons." Ashley said looking at the group in front of her.

"Yes they really are." Kelsey said and Stephanie just nodded her head in agreement.

"So anyway it looks like the engine is shot. We have to make some repairs. Steph, I want you to use your magic to cool down those engines. And Kohl, go with her to make sure that she knows what to do." Caleb said taking charge of the situation. The blond and redhead nodded and then left to cool down the engines.

"Damien, Ashley we're probably going to be here for a little bit so I want you two to go out and find some food or something." Caleb said to the other two. They in turn nodded and left out of the wooshy doors.

"Now Kelsey, would you mind helping me out up here?" Caleb asked the brunette.

"No problema. What do you want me to do?" She asked.

"Well first I'm going to need you to shut down the ship so that we won't get electrocuted." Caleb answered and Kelsey complied.

"Now we're going to have to mess around with some of the circuitry so make sure that everything is working properly." He said as he removed a panel and showed a large amount of wire.

"What if we mess up the wires?" Kelsey asked as she bent down to look inside the panel.

"Don't worry; I know my electricity and technology." Caleb said holding out a finger where sparks were flying from.

'Wow he's cute when he smiles like that.' Kelsey thought as she looked at the boy.

"Ahh nature!" Stephanie yelled as she got out of the ship and started hopping around to try to avoid things.

"Its just grass and dirt." Kohl said as he watched her hop around.

"But its not clean or nice or even somewhat good!" Stephanie yelled back at him as she finally calmed down.

"Well come on, I'll show you the engine so that you can cool it down." Kohl said as he led her to the back of the ship.

"Yuck, I hope you know that my shoes are getting really muddy." Stephanie sulked as she followed him to the back of the ship where the engine was. Kohl opened the trunk of the ship and out rose the smoke of the burning engine.

"Wow, you should really cool this down." Kohl said as he brushed away the smoke of the engine.

"Yeah, I'll get right to it." Stephanie said. She closed her eyes and raised both of her arms until they were about chest length. Then she focused her energy and a ball of water began to form in the middle of her hands. Soon it grew bigger and bigger until it was shinning brightly. Then she opened her eyes and threw the water ball at the engine.

"Hey nice job." Kohl said as he placed a hand on her shoulder. It took him a moment to notice what he had done before he quickly took his hand off and blushed.

"Um thanks." Steph said, a little confused by his weird behavior.

"Hey look I want to tell you something ok?" Kohl said as he looked back at her. "I…well what I mean to say is…I--" Kohl was cut off as a sudden noise was heard from the bushes.

"OOH Feeaaaaarrrrrr mmmeeeee!" Said the voice as something transparent appeared floating above the bush.

"Who or what are you?" Steph asked her sword in hand ready to fight.

"I am the ghost of tree hugging Fred! Boooo" Fred said as he came towards them trying to look scary.

"Oh god, not this joker again." Steph muttered as she put her hands to her head. "You're really starting to get on my nerves you know." She said as she sent him a glare. "Come on Kohl, let's go back." She said as she grabbed his band and led him back onto the ship.

"Wait, what?" Kohl asked confused as was dragged by Stephanie to the ship. The doors opened with a woosh and they went over to where Kelsey and Caleb were.

"Hey, you guys did a good job fixing the engine." Kelsey said happily as she heard them walk in. Soon her expression turned into curiousity as she saw Stephanie drag in Kohl.

"What happened?" She asked.

"Fred." Stephanie muttered as she came to a stop and let Kohl go.

"Would someone tell me who the hell is fred?" Kohl asked.

"Yeah. Is he a friend?" Caleb asked.

"No, he's this dumb ass that tried to stop us from killing the heartless in the tournament." Kelsey explained.

"why?" Caleb asked.

"Hm well I believe I shall tell you in the poem that Ashley made up. There once was a man named Tree Hugging Fred, He hugged a heartless and now he's dead." Stephanie said promptly.

"And that explains it how?" Kohl asked.

"It just does ok." Stephanie replied.

"Hey speaking of which, where are Ashley and Damien?" Caleb asked looking around.

"I don't know…"

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No…"

"Puh-Lease!"

"NO! N-O!"

"PLEASE!"

"No, Jo, Non, Ne, Nein, Nyet! NO, NO, NO! Now stop asking." Damien yelled at Ashley for the 10th time.

"But why won't you give me a piggy back ride?" Ashley whined at the older boy.

"Because." Damien stated.

"That's not a good reason." Ashley pointed out.

"Yes it is." He said.

"No its not." She replied.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"How long do you plan on keeping this up?" Damien asked finally.

"I'm a little sister, I can keep this up as long as I need to." Ashley said with a wide grin.

"But why do you want a piggy back ride?" Damien asked with exasperation.

"Because my feet hurt." Ashley whined back.

"Fine!" He said in defeat.

"Yay!" Ashley said as she jumped on his back, causing him to stumble.

"I hate you." Damien muttered.

"No you don't. No one can hate me, I'm too cute and sweet." Ashley replied with a huge grin on her face.

The pair trudged back to the ship where everyone was waiting.

"Hey Damien, you have a girl on your back." Kohl said to his blond haired friend.

"Shut up." Damien said casting him a glare. Ashley had jumped off and was now talking to Stephanie and Kelsey.

"Well, lets get going." Kelsey said as she took the pilots seat.

Blueangel: There I finally updated! Ahh, KH2 comes out in 4 days here! Can't wait.