Saint Cindy
Chapter 1: What The?
"I'm telling you for the last time Vortex, Pigs can't fly." said Jimmy.
"And I'm telling you Neutron, that they can fly if they had wings." said Cindy.
"Will you two stop fighting for 5 minutes?" yelled Libby.
"Ya guys, you've been fighting for 2 hours." said Carl.
"How can you fight that long? I'd lose my voice if I fought that long." said Sheen.
"Maybe you need to lose your voice. It's so annoying!" bellowed Cindy.
"Well, well, well, miss maiden of wrongness, maybe you need to work out your anger issues." Sheen shot back.
"I don't have anger issues" screamed Cindy.
"Yes you do"
"no I don't!"
"YES YOU DO!"
"NO I DON'T!"
(As if one queue, Cindy slaps Sheen).
"What was that for!"
(Cindy walks away).
"What is she so mad about?" said Sheen.
Nobody answers. Meanwhile.
Man, why does Sheen have to be so annoying. Of coarse Sheen being annoying is like Carl being fat or Nerdtron being smart. It's inevitable.
(Cindy stops dead in her tracks).
Did I just say Neutron was smart? I guess he is, given a proper situation, that he usually get us in.
(Cindy's thoughts are interrupted when she is smacked in the face by a letter).
"What's this? It's a letter. It reads-
Dear Cindy,
You have been chosen to become a saint. Please come down to 78654 Holleyweird, Placid, South Carolina to become an official saint.
Your friend,
Unknown.
At that time, Cindy faints.