The Witch- Flying Wolves and Annoying Boys
I don't own Inu Yasha or an of teh characters but i do own the character I put in the story but i don't own her powers the people that invented Charmed do seeing as it theirs powers.
Faded Moonlight: you seem to update ALOT faster than most people i know...
Lol. Thanx, i try u noe i dont wanna keep my readers waiting. its makes me wonder who ur refering to lol
angel61991: wow shippo just had to come at that moment. please update soon.
Yea lol i call that dramatic irony lol
Inu Yasha: My nose still itches
Deal with it
Inu Yasha: Thats mean
well u were mean to me
Inu Yasha: uh... sorry?
not very heart felt but it will do, now on with the story!- makes his nose stop itching-
Inu Yasha: Thank you god!
RECAP
Noon came too soon. By then Kagome, Sango and I had great tans and Miroku had sunburn on his back. Poor guy. Shippo had stayed in a tide pool with Kirara and his hair was sun-streaked. Inu Yasha had a slight tan and was sunburned on his cheeks. I rubbed cooling lotion on Miroku's while Kagome put some on Inu Yasha's face and Sango and Shippo packed up.When I was done I walked over to the tide pool. The water was freshwater so we could get teh salt water out of our hair and wash our hands. I did both and wiped myself free of any clinging sand. Then I chnaged back into my clothes for the day behind some bushes. The others did the same while I cooked lunch. We ate the food and then we were off again.
This time, we were all riding Kirara including Inu Yasha, who kept trying to scratch his nose.
"It itches!" He said. Kagome was holding his hands so he would scratch it.
"It only itches becasue of the burn. It will stop itching in a minute!" Then, Kagome looked east of where we were going.
"I sense a jewel shard." She said, pointing to the east. Kirara turned in the direction and we were off to find the jewel shard.
END RECAP
I looked down at the scenery below us. It was so green. No cities. Only a few villages along the way. It was almost untouchable. I sighed at looked back at the sky ahead of us.
"Damn wolf..." Inu Yasha said, looking down. We all looked down and sure enough, there was a small whirl wind beneath us. Suddenly, it stopped and a brown dot jumped up. It quickly became a figure and then he came closer. Then, he was next to us. In one movement he grabbed Kagome and dived back to the ground before we could say anything. Inu Yasha jumped off and Kirara landed. Miroku, Sango and I jumped off of her. Koga was holding a very pale Kagome, close to him, a smile on his face. Inu Yasha was looking VERY angry. He was growling loudly. I was the first to talk though.
"What the hell are you trying to pull!" I screamed at Koga. He looked taken aback that a woman would say that to him. Inu Yasha looked surprised and then he smirked. I walked up to Koga and grabbed Kagome and walked back to where I was standing. Inu Yasha came over and Kagome flung herself on him.
"You could have killed her, you know! What are you crazy? When she wants to go with you she'll go on her own! Do you not know the meaning of personal space! Stop acting like a stalker and leave her alone! Go before I get even more pissed off and hex you!" I screamed. He looked frightened and ran off. I stood there, my hands clenched at my sides and taking deep breaths.
"Lobo tonto estúpido! No entienda que qué espacio personal que jode es! Idiota. Podría haber matadola!" I said in spanish. I turned back to them so see surprised and confused looks on their faces.
"What on earth did you just say!" Sango said.
" I was talking in spanish. I talk in spanish when I get angry. I said-" I looked at Shippo," Uh, cover his ears."
"But I wanna hear!" Inu Yasha grabbed the child and covered his ears.
I said that he is a stupid, idiotic wolf who doesn't know was personal fucking space is and that he could have killed her. Juro que yo lo doleré si él hace eso otra vez!" I said.
"Oh... that means that I'll hurt him if he pulls something like that again."
"No need to, I'll do the honors." Inu Yasha said, flexing his claws. Kagome, who was still whiter than a sheet, clung to him.
"I won't let him do that to you again, Kagome." He said, wrapping his arms around her.
"Mind explaining what you're doing there monk?" Sango said in a bored tone. I turned and there was Miroku standing about a foot behind me.
" I think we should find those shards that Kagome was talking about." Miroku said, changing the subject quickly while edging away from me. I knew he had intended on groping me so I shot him a angry look. He hid behind Sango.
"You have to teach me some of that 'spanish'." Sango said.
She got back on Kirara and I got on behind her. Behind me Inu Yasha had gotten on and helped Kagome on. He placed her in front of him and she held on tight. Miroku got on after him and Shippo sat in his lap. Kirara took off into the sky again and I turned to Kagome.
"Hey Kagome, wanna hear a joke?" She nodded slightly, color returning to her features slowly. I put a strand of hair behind my ears and started the joke.
"A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, 'Show me where.' The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, 'Ouch!'" I touched my arm."Then she touched her leg and screamed, 'Ouch!'" I touched my leg. " She touched her nose and cried, 'Ouch!" I touched my nose. " She looked at her doctor and said, 'See? It hurts everywhere!' The doctor laughed and said, 'Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger.'"
Kagome laughed and she looked like herself again. Inu Yasha didn't get it but he found it a bit funny that a person could be so stupid as to not notice that their finger was broken. Soon all of us were laughing, raising the comfort level. Kagome suddenly sat up. She pointed ahead to a village.
"There!" She said. Kirara landed and we walked the 2 miles to the village. As soon as we reached the village entrance people began heading towards us, running from somethin that was in the center of the village. Miroku stepped out and grabbed one of the arms of a man who was running past us.
"What's going on here?" He asked.
"A d-d-demon is at-ttacking the village. Y-y-you should r-r-run too!" With that he wretched his hand from Miroku's grasp and ran into the forest. We ran to the center of the village and there stood a 7 foot tall demon. He he had grey skin and a tail protruding from his pants. He was holding up something in his right hand. When he turned, we realized it was a girl.
"Ohmigosh!" I gasped. My athames returned to my hands. I looked at them.
"Great, another fight." I thought sarcastically.
"MORE WOMEN! And just my luck they have Shikon jewel shards! Hand over your women and you will not perish!" It bellowed at us.
"Why do they always say the same thing?" I asked Inu Yasha, who was standing next to me.
"You think I know?" He said with a shrug. I smirked at the demon and twirled my athames.
"This should be fun."
Sango came up next to me and Miroku and Shippo ran up beside her. Inu Yasha pulled out his sword and it transformed as he pointed it at the demon.
"Feh, over my dead body are you getting these girls or theses shards." He said smirking.
"You're not touching me." Was all I said.
"INSOLENT HALF-BREED!" It screamed at him. I saw him wince a little at the name.
"He's more of a demon than you'll ever be!" I spat at the ugly monster in front of us.
"Wench! How dare you speak to me! You're just a human!"
"More than that asswipe, I'm a witch." I flicked my hand to the left and it went soaring into a tree.
"A witch eh?" It said as it stood up, " even more of a prize. And apparantly, we also have a priestess and a demon exterminator. Very good prizes indeed."
"We are not prizes! I hate it when men do that!"
"Hey, Selena," Inu Yasha said under his breath," Distract him so that I can get him with the windscar."
I nodded and smirked up at the demon.
"This should be fun."
"Hey! UGLY!" I screamed for his attention, because he was terrorizing the poor girl in his arm.
My athames dissapeared. "If I'm a prize," I said slapping my hips," Then why don't you come get me?"
He chuckled," When I catch you , I will have my way with you." He finished, laughing. Then, he swung out at me.
"Ugh! As IF!" I said, before jumping out of the way and landing on the other side in a crouch. I smirked at the confusion on his face and called out to him from behind," Hey, UGLY! I'm behind you, estúpido!" I said and flicked my wrist. He flew into a hut, dropping the girl. I froze her before she hit the ground. Then I ran under her and unfroze her, catching her then falling under her weight.
"Inu Yasha! Get him now!" I screamed. He swung the sword in a great arch and as it hit the ground he shouted, "WINDSCAR!" Three streams of light hit the demon and he howled in pain. Then, he was gone. The girl scrambled off of me and thanked me profusely as she did the others. Inu Yasha came over and helped me up.
"Thanks, geez I think I threw out my back!" I said laughing. I stretched and my back cracked.
"Impressive jump you did there. It would usually take alot out of someone to do that." Sango said, walking over.
"Ahh but I am not just any someone! I can levitate." I said, laughing.
"Can I see you levitate?" Shippo asked.
"Uh... Laterz Shippo." I said quickly.
The village people were starting to come back.
Miroku, being the perv that he is, had the village girls fawning over him, much to Sango's annoyance. They were giggling like maniacs.
I stood next to Sango, who was growing redder by the minute.
"Is he really that desperate?" I asked her, raising an eyebrow.
SAN POV( I told u)
"Grr... Stupid... no good... idiotic... lecherous monk... grr..." I realized that I was turning red. My hands clenched at my sides as I watched teh mecherous monk take another girl by the hands and stare at her then say," Well you do me the honor of baring my child?"
"Is he really that desperate?" Selena asked me. I looked at her and then back to Miroku.
"I guess so..." I said through clenched teeth. I grabbed Hiraikotsu and stalked over the the monk. He didn't notice me coming and was again asking a girl to bear his child. I stood behind him and raised Hiraikotsu.
TWAK! I hit him on the back of the head. His eyes bugged out of his head for a second then he fell on the floor, unconcious and dizzy. The girl giggled and ran to join her friends.
"Stupid monk! How could he continue doing this to me?" I shouldered Hiraikotsu and dragged Miroku over to Inu Yasha and the others. They were surrounded by a throng of grateful villagers. As soon as I reached them I realized that mostly it was just young boys, about Kagome and Selena's age, and they were completely ignoring Inu Yasha and Shippo.
"I've never seen such beauties!" One boy said.
"What strange, revealing clothes." Another said.
"Are they celestial maidens?" A third said. Then, one noticed me, standing with an unconcious monk being dragged behind me. In a split second, some were surrounding me and gazing with awe. I sighed. Then, I felt something touch my butt. I looked down at Miroku, but he was still unconcious. I turned to the culprit. He quickly withdrew in fear, from the look on my face. I raised my hand and-
SMACK! The poor boy never stood a chance.
I cleared my throat loudly and the crowd parted slightly and I walked over to Kagome, Selena, Inu Yasha, and Shippo, dragging Miroku's limp body behind me. Selena laughed at the look on the unconcious monk's face. I dropped him and stood triumpantly, over the sleeping pervert. I chuckled quietly and Kirara came over to me. I picked her up and petted her affectionately as the hord of boys returned to Kagome and Selena. I sighed and continued petting Kirara until I heard a low growl.
INU POV
"Annoying brats..." A growl began to eminate from my throat. It slowly grew louder as the boys tried to separate Selena from Kagome, to get them each alone.
"Get your annoying hands off of them!" I barked(AN: no pun intended lol it just seemed like the right word). The boys looked at me micheiviously and they seemed to have the same thing on all their minds, 'piss him off.' They all seemed to have the same smirk on as they continued their flirtatiously onslaught of the girls, which if you ask me, would have put Miroku to shame.
I stalked over to the boys and walked through them like they were just a bunch of in my way. I took Kagome in my arms and held her close, casting an angry glare at the boys. They glared back and put their attention to Sango and Selena.
"Idiots." Shippo said.
By Then, Miroku had waken up and was gaping at the crowd around Sango and Selena. They were laughing feebly, flattered by teh boys compliments. Which made me more angry.
"Grr... we have to go! We don't have time to- hey wheres she going?" I thought as Kagome started pulling me to where the demon had dissapeared. She leaned down and picked up a pink jewel and turned to smile at me.
"Another to add to our growing collection." She said with pride. She took out her little bottle and put the jewl shard inside. She then took me into a hug and kissed me on the cheek. I blushed and looked down at her shoulder.
MIR POV(AN: Ooooo i wonder what hess thinking... probably something perverted)
I didn't take heed when Kagome pulled Inu Yasha away. I was to busy oogling the growing group of young men surrounding Selena and my Sango. I pushed my way through the yound boys and stoof infron to f the girls and raised my staff so that it was blocking the boys from the two girls.
"Leave them alone." I said in my most authoriative voice. The boys' faces fell and they walked away dejectedly. Selena and Sango were giggling. I turned back to them.
"Are you two okay?" I said. What I really wanted to know was why Sango would let that continue when she wouldn't even let ME flirt with her.
"We're fine." Sango said through a giggle fit. They stopped laughing eventually and Sango pointed something out. Kagome and Inu Yasha were not among the group. I looked around and noticed why.
"Look," I said, pointing towards where the demon had been destroyed. The two grils pushed me aside and gaped happily at the kissing couple. I took advantage of this situation and moved my hands forward and soon they both were touching something soft. The two young women in front of me tensed and then, turning at the exact same time, slapped me on both sides of the face.
"PERVERT!"
"PERVERT!"
SMACK! The sound echoed through the air. My cheeks stung and turned a red glowing pink.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
I put my hand on both cheeks and rubbed them softly. I looked at the two fuming girls.
"Its not my fault you know, you both baited me." I said.
By then, Inu Yasha and Kagome had stopped kissing and were facing us, dumbfounded looks on their faces. I looked at them and shrugged. Selena and Sango turned on their heels and walked away from me.
They were soon replaced by two fair looking young women, batting their eyelashes at me.
"So you are a monk?" The one on the right asked.
"Why yes, I am. My name is Miroku." I said, feigning modesty.
"Then, what was it that you were doing to those other women."
Without missing a beat I said," I was performing a cleansing ritual. They were tainted by the demons aura and they thought me rude for trying to cleanse them." I said.
"Well, you must cleanse us too!" Said the one on the left. I looked up happily.
"Gladly my cherubs. But, first I would like to know whom it is I am cleansing."
"Oh! How rude of us! I am Chisato and this is my sister Yoshiko." Said the girl on the right.
"Ok then Chisato and Yoshiko please turn around so that I may begin the cleansing." I said.
They did as they were told and I closed my eyes and put my hands on their butts. They squealed in surprise and I chuckled quietly. I moved my hands, rubbing the delightful squishyness of it. I released the girls and they turned around. I bowed.
"The cleansing is complete." I stated. I stood up straight then, taking both of their hands. They instantly blushed and looked up at me.
"Would you lovely ladies be so kind as to bear my children?" I asked. They blushed even more but before I could hear their reply, my ear was being pulled extremely hard. I let go of the girls hands. and turned to see Sango pulling me to the forest. I waved farewell to the girls.
"Good bye Miroku! And, yes!" They both said, jumping up and down, " We will wait for you!" They shouted in unison.
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