A/N: Ack. I'm about ready to just GIVE up! I sit here, typing this, singing to a love song and I don't even believe in love! But then, I write love fics and I don't believe… Ack, my head!

Warnings: Pissy Hiei, swearing, language in general, Jinn and Touya possibly being out of character… I didn't see their episodes… (grumbling about inconsiderate mothers and their stupid redecorating shows)

Thanks reviewers:

kai's kitty: Yeah, I know how you feel. I love them both too. But Youko more. Yet I just can't see him with Kurama, ya know?

shiorifoxiemom: Whew, long name! Thanks!

greenmeat: Umm, I can't reveal Hiei's feelings! And yeah, I can imagine the hair flip too.

Aseret Kitsune: YAY!

Disclaimer: I've worked my brain too much to make a creative disclaimer. I don't own YYH.

Date Jinn? Or YUSUKE! What the hell is Kurama letting Youko smoke! Hiei stalked down the hallway, trying to clear his head of these thoughts. He wouldn't date another. Never. No one could compare to Kurama.

While stuck in his thoughts, Hiei bumped into someone.

"Watch where the hell you're going." He growled.

"Oh, jeez, Hiei. That's a GREAT way to greet an old friend." Hiei looked up to come face-to-face with Jinn and Touya. Great.

"Friend? When the hell did we become friends, Jinn?" Hiei's growl became lower.

"Oh, that's right… You want to pretend we have nothing going on… I forgot. I'm sorry, honey!" Jinn wailed and tackled Hiei. Touya just rolled his eyes.

"Grow up and get off him, Jinn."

"Ok, ok…" Jinn pouted and stood. "So, where's Kurama? You two were inseparable during the Dark Tournam…" Jinn trailed off as he noticed Hiei glaring murder at him.

"You two broke it off, didn't you?" Touya was definitely blunt. Hiei's glare didn't even faze him.

"No. I broke it off."

"What kind of idiot are you? That was such a good setup! So, who's dating him now?" Jinn pried, an odd gleam catching in his eye.

"Youko."

"As in the Great-Hott-Fox-Thief Youko Kurama! HELL YES! You'll get Kurama back in no time, Hiei. Just let me at Youko!" Jinn's eyes lighted up WAAY too much. Touya knocked him on the back of the head, effectively making the demon silent, as you can't talk when you're unconscious.

"You don't want to talk about it." More of a comment than a question.

"Right." Hiei started to walk around Touya and Jinn's prone body.

"Drinks?" Touya offered from behind him.

"…All right."

A/N: Ack, I can't think. Anyway, are you all dead set against a possible short pairing of Hiei and Touya? By the way, anyone want to tell me how they actually act? It could help a lot. Especially since I know that Touya will be a bigger part of this. R&R!