Summary: A gay InuYasha, a moronic Kagome, a perverted Sango, and a quiet Miroku that blurts out weird proverbs from time to time. Not to mention a perky Kikyou. Normal? Far from it. Oh boy, what have I gotten myself into?
Author: Ah. Me.
Rating: T (Cussing later probaly.)

My Very, Very, Very Short Prologue

"OH MY GOSH. Oh my goodness. Kagome, Kagome! You have got to see this clothing! It's absolutely ADORABLE!"

"Ohh. Oh? What? Oh. OH. OH! I'm coming." A voice replied. The voice, belonging to a girl in her teens with raven hair moved towards the other so very, very, very, very slow. So slow in fact the other decided to pick up the clothing and move in front of the girl.

"Anywaaays. Back to this wonderful clothing!" the voice squealed.

You thought I would say this voice belonged to another beautiful girl, right?

Oho. WRONG.

It belonged to a very handsome man, from another century in Japan actually, that had beautiful golden eyes and magnificent silver flowing hair. And, in case your wondering, this man was as straight…

…as a circle. Which isn't straight.

"Oh. That clothing looks like I've seen it before sometime. I think."

"Kagome! It came from your bag, you silly goose!"

"I brought a bag?" Kagome squinted, racking her mind. Turning her attention to the bag, she scooted closer to the banana yellow bag.

"Did I bring you?" she stupidly asked the bag, staring it down. "I can't… remember…" she trailed off, growing silent as she concentrated on having a staring contest with the bag.

The Gay Guy, His real name being InuYasha but we shall call him "The Gay Guy" for the time being since it fits him, sighed. Hearing the raven head muttering something about muffins and potatoes, he sighed again. And then he sighed again. And again and again and again. Until Kagome's delighted voice cut through one of his sighs.

"I CAN HEAR THE WIND, GUYS! Listeeen! Oh. Oh. Oh… it stopped." Frowning, she turned to her three comrades. "You should have heard it! It went: Whooooosh. Whoooosh. Whoooosh. Whooooooooooooooooosh. It was like the wind was sighing guys!"

The Gay Guy sighed one last time before smacking his head.

"AHH! I heard it again!"

InuYasha sighed louder.

"Again! See it's coming back! Oh wind, mighty wind! Thanks for-" (InuYasha sighs again) "OHH. I have such good hearing! Wait until the people back home hear about this. They'll stop calling me stupid! Yeah, they- I HEAR YOU WIND! THANKS FOR GRANTING YOUR MIGHTY WIND HEARING POWERS TO ME!"

And so the evening went, Sango and Miroku falling asleep off to the side. The seemingly normal ones.

Oh, but that would change soon enough.

So, I end this very, very, very short prologue with the sound of Kagome running into a tree, arms outstretched, yelling to the wind gods and InuYasha about to pass out, lightheaded from the important job of imitating the wind.

A/n: Aha. How stupid and short was that. Don't blame me; I'm half asleep. -Smiles- The crazy side of me is coming out…
Yet, I'd still be nice to receive reviews, no matter how stupid Charlie's new story is. –Hinthint-