-1A/N: WAAAHHH! I got threats from the last chapter! Someone save me!

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RaeRurounifan: I always like new reviewers. Someone that reads authors notes! I'm not alone in the world! Um, I thought I mentioned that Touya was on the branch right below Hiei… Maybe not though. I'm an author, I can make mistakes. Please keep reading, and yes, they both are being stupid. But that's the way it must go.

Red Kitsune Flames: Ya know, neither can I. Well, here's the next chappie!

Kagome-princess: Of course I'd write more! Eventually…

Black Water-Fox: I'm trying, I'm trying! Muses aren't working with me…

Greenmeat: See what I mean about being threatened? I'll fix it, don't worry.

Kai's kitty: Not really Kurama! Wait till you read this chappie!

Kitty-inuyasha: And you expect me to remember? What am I, a computer? J/K..

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Warnings: I think I've figured out the major plot line! My own version of the plot bunnies (I'll call them that because they screw like bunnies), Ishigami and Soharu have finally dished out the goods! No injuries, please!

"Touya."

"Yes, Youko?" Touya didn't turn to face the fox demon.

"What are you up to?" Youko demanded.

"I won't tell until you do." Touya turned away from the vending machine.

"And if I do tell you, you'll tell me?" Youko asked, following as Touya began to walk away. "Hey! Answer me!" he ordered as Touya stayed quiet.

"I suppose there's a possibility." Touya shrugged.

Youko grabbed the blue-haired demon from behind and swung him around. He viciously ground his lips against Touya's and pressed him into a wall. His hands traveled lower on the other demon until he found the bottom of Touya's shirt, lifting that up. Then, they changed their quest and went up till they found Touya's nipples, which he started to play with. Touya did not fight this in any way. He didn't do anything to encourage it either, though. Finally, they broke off to breathe.

"We shouldn't do that in the middle of the hallway, Youko. Someone could see." Touya mentioned after a moment of silence, other than their heavy breathing.

"So let the bastards see…" Youko responded.

"But that would ruin both of our plans, you know." Touya said.

"…Shut up." Youko said after a bit. "So, what is your plan?"

"I told you. Not until after you tell me yours." Touya motioned for Youko to follow him as he continued walking.

"Ugh. Fine. I'm trying to prove to Shuuichi that he still loves Hiei. Thus, attempting to get them back together." Youko muttered.

"Then we're working toward the same goal." Touya informed him.

"What?" Youko stared at the other.

"Hiei and I have started 'dating' as of today." Touya used the quotation fingers around dating.

"What? Touya, that's working against my goal!" Youko exclaimed. Touya placed a finger on Youko's lips.

"Not true. If Shuuichi sees me dating Hiei, what do you think he'll think?" Touya asked.

"Umm, jealousy?" Youko guessed.

"Yes. That's what I'm up to. Happy now?"

"I'm just glad to know you aren't cheating on me." Youko said.

"ME cheating on YOU? No, no, it's the other way around." Touya elbowed Youko in the ribs.

"Nuh-uh! You knew I had a reason for this!" Youko protested.

"That's not true, Youko. You never told me the reason, so all I had to go on was your word that you weren't cheating on me." Touya corrected as he pulled Youko into his room and placed a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door.

A/N: And there we go! And yes, it took me that long to get this information out of Ishigami and Soharu to type this chapter. I've been trying to write faster but every time I try, I hit writer's block. HELP! R&R! Oh, there's the major plot thing. The reason Touya and Youko are in this.