The Marauder's Sleep Over
By: Mandie Weasley andAfterglow Black
James Potter-Prongs
Lily Evans-LilyFlower
Remus Lupin-Mooney
Sirius Black-Padfoot
Elektra Snape-Thunder
Chapter One-Where?
"Alright, WHO's house are we going to today?" Lily Evans asked, standing on the platform to leave Hogwarts for the summer.
"Yours," Remus said grinning.
"But don't you want to spy on Sev and Anna O'Malley?"
"No, not really. And SHUT UP! THUDDYWUDDY!
"WHAT did you call me?" Elektra asked with a dead calm.
"Uh…oh…"
Sirius winced. "…Thuddy…Wuddy?"
"You will NEVER call me that again or you will die a very slow and painful death…trust me, my whole family is full of Death Eaters."
"Guys? Lets go to my house. That way there's no bloodshed." Lily shouted over brewing arguments.
"Great idea LilyFlower!" James and Remus said enthusiastically.
"Aw, don't listen to her Remy." Elektra said looking aqt him through her irresistible puppy eyes as she followed Lily over to Sirius.
"NO! Not the eyes! Not the irresistible puppy eyes!
"Ahh! No! HELP ME! NOOO! Ouchies! They killded me!" Sirius sobbed as Lily and Elektra emerged from a large cloud of dust cackling evilly.
"Like I said, lets go to MY house, there we're safe, everyone's a Muggle and NO Sniv- Severus." Lily said, dusting off her hands.
"Uh, she's gonna kill me, lets go to her house." Remus said, backing away from Elektra, who had him at wand point.
"Remy, Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? My house is huge and I'm rich!" Sirius begged on his knees.
"SHUT UP SIRIUS! Only I can call him Remy. Anyway, he wouldn't go to you house even if you gave him a million dollars!"
"Okay, what's a dollar? How about a million galleons? Two million? Three?"
"Never mind!"
"Look, We'll go to Elektra's house until…say, 11:00. And then we go to…Sirius? Yeah Sirius's house until…oh about 2:30 then to James's house until 3:45 and then my house until morning-oh and I guess we could sqeeze Remus's house in there somewhere…" Lily said, writing this all down as she talked on a piece of parchment that she pulled out of the bag she carried everywhere.
"No, I'm fine-How did yo-"
"What's your point Lily!
"We can all get what we want if we compromise! So, are we all ready to go to the Snape family residence? No problems with the plan? Good! Lets go!" Sirius, Remus, James and Elektra exchange glances.
"Where did she get that plan?" Sirius whispered to Elektra.
"Who knows, but at least we're going to my house?" she shrugged.
"ALL ABOARD!" The conductor called as the Hogwarts Express was preparing to leave. "Lets go!" He shouted.
Chapter Two: Spying on Severus
A/N: Zombie Rot is from another story (not by us) where Emperor Palpatine came to Hogwarts.
"Ha Ha! That was a great idea Lily! These Muggle BeanoCoolers work great!
"Marvelous" Elektra replied sarcastically
"Binoculars, Sirius. BI-NO-QUE-LARS!"
Ugh! Aw that's disgusting! Ew! Nasty! Can two people actually do that? Sicken-"
"WHAT?"
"You don't wanna know!" Elektra grabbed the binoculars and looked through them.
"Oh my GOSH!" She cried the fainted. Lily picked them up, curious, and looked through them.
"Ugh!" She tossed them away like they hade something contagious (like zombie Rot). Sev walked in in only a towel. Everyone immediately turned their back on him.
"What did you do to my sister! " He shouted.
"What did you do to poor Anna O' Malley!"
"…no comment." Anna walked in in Sev's bathrobe to see where he went. She saw James and fainted.
"WHAT DID YOU DO POTTER!"
"NO! James how could you! Now you going to be arrested for murder and I wont ever be able to see you again 'cause you'l go to Azkaban for the rest of you life but break out after twe-I,I'm done…sorry bout that"
"What DID you do James? I mean-"
sniffle "Nothing! Is it 11:00 yet! I wanna go!
