This one goes out to Sakura.
Stay ugly bitch.
You annoying skank,
You ugly bitch,
I wish you were dead,
Or buried alive in a ditch,
Your voice is irksome,
Your hair is lame,
Your track record sucks,
Yet you talk a big game,
You are irrelevant,
Not important at all,
I'd rather watch Naruto,
Keep trying to pop that rubber ball,
It was more entertaining,
Than anything you're in,
The world would be fine,
Without your smile or grin,
You're not scary,
You're in fact fake tough,
You can't even handle,
Being talked to rough,
You're totally un-f #kable,
Sasuke refuses,
It's probably the only good idea,
That Boruto uses,
Cuz that show and guy sucks,
Just like you,
Sakura, please die,
And take Boruto too.
Not gonna lie ya'll.
Not.
Gonna.
Lie.
I was in bed contemplating life when this literally just popped in my head after seeing a thumbnail of Sakura hitting Naruto while he was in his sexy jutsu form. It was from that dumbass Boruto filler arc where they go back in time and Boruto seems more interested in meeting kid Sasuke than people that actually mattered.
In case the little poem above wasn't enough evidence, I hate Boruto.
No jokes. Fuck Boruto.
Fuck his little "Pure Eye" or whatever the fuck it's called. Fuck Sarada cuz Uchihas aren't people to me for the most part. Fuck Isshiki. Fuck Baryon Mode. Fuck it all. We didn't need it.
Except Himawari.
Himawari is what we should've gotten.