I do not own Naruto
One day Naruto was walking home from Ero-Senin's book shop when all of sudden, there was a horrible site , it was Sakura, but not
ordinary Sakura, it was Sakura with Ino, and Chouji, all eating potato chip (at a massive rate of 6 bags a minute each). What to do, many
things were running through Naruto's head. "Should I run or, should I destroy them. Well option one would be to troublesome, so I
guess, I'll destroy them……but how?" While Naruto was looking around he puts down his orange books, and walks to tool shed.
"ooooOOOOOOOOOO! So many things to destroy people with, a shovel, a pitch fork, or maybe a lawn mower. Hmmmmmmm……
OH! I could use this" said Naruto looking at a snow blower. " Now that takes care of Sakura, but what about Ino and Chouji? What
could destroy them…? Naruto walks to a little party store. He..he..he.. Naruto walks to the health food section. This will kill him", said
Naruto as he picks up broccoli. " Now my plan is almost complete, now I just need to find a way to destroy Ino". said Naruto
diabolically. "Oh well, I guess she can live for now." Naruto walks ahead to set his traps. He climbs a few trees and digs a hole. "OI
Naruto! What are you doing over there?" yelled out Shikamaru "Hey Shikamaru, can you come over hear for a sec, I need your help."
replied Naruto. "How troublesome" sighed Shikamaru as he walked over to Naruto. "What do you want"? "Well, I have been training
and I need help to figure out how to set this trap" Naruto replied. "I guess, what tools do you have?" asked Shikamaru sitting down
looking up at the sky. "I have 60 feet of rope, an snow blower, 7 heads of broccoli, that hole over there and these trees." all the while
Naruto was talking Shikamaru was thinking. "Ok, I'll put this trap together so I can get home to watch the clouds." said Shikamaru
picking up the broccoli with a funny look on his face. 4.7453935465 minutes later Shikamaru walks away with Naruto admiring the
newly built trap. "There coming, I need to go and hide" thought Naruto as he jumps into some bushes. Sakura was the first to notice
but it was to late, she has already stepped on the 6.5 inch around rope. She screams in terror as the snow blower pulls in her head, but it
didn't hit her head directly, it pulled in her hair and then her head. Chouji gets pelted with the little pieces of Sakura and falls into the hole
with a earth shattering BOOM! He feels something stabbing through him. Chouji slowly looks down and the site alone kills him.
"NOOOoooooo!" yelled Chouji as he dies from health food poisoning. Ino backs away slowly shaking her head in disbelief. She turns
around and sees the last thing she'll ever see in her life, she sees that she smeared her make up in the reflection of the window. "GET IT
OFF, she screamed as she rips her own face off. Naruto walks up to the twitching Ino. " I didn't expect that, time for ramen." said
Naruto happily picking up his orange books and then walks away.