I'm sorry it takes so long to get these chapters out. I got addicted to hollow knight and then put like 30 hours into that, on top of getting my permit and the usual school stuff, I've been kind of busy. Not to mention I updated my other two stories before this one.

But excuses aside, I'd like to finally thank you all for helping me get over 100 favorites and follows! I never thought I'd get over 50 follows, so the fact that not only one, but all three of my stories are doing well is such an amazing feeling. Seriously, thank you all for your support, and I hope that You'll continue to enjoy my stories!

Moving on from the sappy stuff, here's reviews!

Khajiit of Lordran: Thanks for your kind words and encouragement! I'm glad your enjoying so far, I hope that I can continue to entertain.

Gabrieloliveragurgel: I do plan to address Both Chara and Badd and Zenko's past when I get a chance. I know when I'm going to do Chara, but I'm still trying to find a good time to explain Badd and Zenko's backstory. Also, I'm not going to be incorporating any AUs, and Frisk does not exist in this story. feel free to Pm me if you have any more questions.

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00912: I'm going to do a sequel revolving around the OPM storyline after the Undertale story is complete. Garou will appear, but I don't know if it'll be before his canon debut or not.

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Thank you all for your support and feedback. I'll be sure to get the next chapter out when I can.

"Well my beautiful audience, it appears our guest star chefs have finally arrived!"

Zenko looked at Mettaton in confusion. "A cooking show? I thought you were a game show host."

"Far from it darling! My talents cannot be contained within a single genre! I'm a 'jack of all trades' as they say. But I digress! Welcome, beauties, to COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT!"

A fancy sign saying the title of the show came down above them, glitter following soon after. After it settled, there was a small rumble, before about 30 pounds of purple glitter fell on top of Badd unceremoniously, burying him. His muffled grumbles of rage and humiliation could be heard below the mass.

Seito smirked in amusement, but held back a chuckle. It is rather entertaining to see him being singled out by the robot, I will admit.

A laugh track played in the background as Badd removed himself from the pile of glitter, looking absolutely livid.

"I hate him SO. MUCH."

"Sorry about that darling, must have been a malfunction with the glitter machine! now that everyone is ready, I'll reveal today's plan! We'll be making a triple chocolate cake!"

Chara gasped excitedly, before frowning and grumbling. "Right. I'm a spirit, I can't eat anything. This is going to suck like hell to watch."

Badd smirked. "What if we killed the cake? Would it turn into ghost cake so you could eat it then?"

Chara shot him a glare, her eyes pitch black. "NOT. HELPING."

"Alright, alright, jeez. You must really love chocolate, damn."

Alright, darlings! We already have most of the ingredients! All we need are flour, milk, and chocolate!"

Seito gave Mettaton an expectant look. "I suppose there's a catch here?"

"Quite perceptive of you! You see, the reason I don't have these ingredients on hand is because I accidentally misplaced them! The milk is at the end of a dangerous, chilly labyrinth hidden behind the fridge! The flour is guarded by a ferocious beast made of pie! and the chocolate...is right over there on that counter, completely unguarded."

"How do you misplace things that badly?!"

"I guess I'm just a forgetful guy! *ROBOTIC WINK*."

Badd groaned, running his hand down his face. "Of course."

Seito sighed. "I should have expected as much from him. Mettaton does seem to enjoy making everything unnecessarily complicated. Lets see. I'll get the milk, Badd can take care of the flour, and Zenko can get the chocolate. I want Chara to go with her though, and report to Badd if anything happens. I suspect that counter isn't unguarded as he says it is."

"Alright, well let's get to-"

*RING, RING*

"Huh?" Badd picked up his phone and answered the sudden call.

"H-hiya! It's m-me, Alphys. Um, y-you remember when I u-upgraded your phones? I, Um, Installed some features that I didn't get to tell you about. S-so I was th-thinking that you might want to g-give your phone to Zenko. I-in case anything happens I mean."

"What'd you do, put weapons in it?"

"What?! N-no! A-all I did was i-install some features that m-might come in handy! Nothing d-dangerous I promise!"

"Well, as long as it's nothing dangerous, I guess a little protection would be good. Thanks Alph."

Badd hung up the phone and tossed it to Zenko. "Just don't break it, k?"

Zenko gave her older brother a look. "Says the guy that breaks his phone almost every week."

"Hey! I don't break it that often!"

"Actually, I did hear one of the association executives mention that you burn through your phones faster than the rest of the S-class combined."

"Not helping pretty boy."

After a bit more arguing, Badd, Seito and Zenko split off to get their respective ingredients.

"Behind the fridge? Is there like a secret door behind it or..."

Seito pushed the fridge out of the way to reveal a passageway behind it.

"Oh. How about exactly that."

Walking into the room, Seito immediately had to duck to avoid a mace from hitting him.

"Well that's a warm welcoming..."

A screen was lowered in front of him to reveal a video with Mettaton speaking.

"Welcome darling, to the lactose labyrinth!"

"That's a stupid name."

"The milk you're looking for is at the end of this winding path of pitfalls, spears, fire, etc! However! You're also on a time limit! I you don't reach the milk in 5 minutes, the walls will close in and crush you! The timer starts as soon as this monitor explodes! 3-"

Seito was already dashing through the maze by the time the screen was blown to bits.

"How does he pay for all this? Not even I have the budget for something this extravagant in my shows, not that I would ever send a guest to possible death." As he jumped over another hidden trapdoor, Seito stepped into a wall of fire, leaving his leg unscathed, but a sizable portion of his left pantleg was burned off.

"The first thing I'm doing once I get to the surface is changing."

As the Gate to the room containing the Piebomination was opened up, Badd looked at the beast in slight confusion as it let out a gurgling roar that spread fruity filling everywhere.

"How the hell does this thing even exist?"

"It was the result of a rather wild cooking lesson that Undyne gave Alphys. The thing is rather aggressive, so feel free to use deadly force if necessary! In fact, just go for it regardless! My audience would love a great fight scene!"

"Something tells me that's not why they're watching a cooking show."

Mettaton gave a robotic huff. "Have you ever watched Cooking With A Killer Robot? We do this kind of thing all the time!"

"I'm gonna choose not to question that."

Badd faced down the pie beast, before it started scurrying towards him with surprising speed. Badd swung his bat at the thing's head, but it caught the weapon in it's jaws. While Badd tried to free his bat, the creature extended a sharp tail that was made of burnt crust and went to stab Badd in the chest. Seeing the attack coming, Badd finally wrenched his bat from the beast's jaws and blocked the incoming attack.

"Oh HELL No! I'm not gonna be injured by a fucking pie of all things!"

With his weapon under his control again, Badd lunged at the beast again, intent of smashing it to a fruity pulp.

Zenko and Temmie walked towards the counter holding the chocolate, wary of anything that might jump out at them.

"Well, here we are. Maybe we can just grab the chocolate quickly and then..."

Zenko quickly retracted her hand when the counter began to rumble. I was a good thing she did too, because a couple seconds later, the counter shot up into the sky, revealing a huge tower supporting it.

Chara looked deadpan up at the still rising counter. "...Yeah, that looks about right."

Eventually the tower stopped escalating, but by then it was so high that it was impossible to see the top.

"Wow! So tall! Temmie's never seen anything so tall before!"

"Yeah... how high is it anyway? All the way up to the cavern ceiling?"

"Exactly right darling! Better get climbing!"

"... yeah, Chocolate's not worth that."

Badd's phone started ringing, so Zenko picked up, missing the accusatory glare Chara was giving them.

"Hey! A-Alphys here! I k-know this looks bad, but f-fortunately there's a feature I i-installed that will help out! Go into settings, and look for the big b-button that says 'Jetpack'."

Zenko froze, gaining a big smile on her face. "No way."

"Y-yeah. Anyway, p-press the button, and the phone will t-turn into a jetpack you can use to get to the top of t-the tower! Don't worry, t-there should be more than enough fuel to g-get you to the top and back."

Alphys hung up, leaving Zenko to push the button. The phone rose into the air, going through a complex transformation process that was hard to follow. eventually, the jetpack was formed, safety straps and all.

"This is so AWESOME!"

"Temmie wants to go fly too! Can Temmie come? Can she?!"

"Calm down Temmie. I'll let you come too. Are you coming Chara?"

"That tower stretches at least a mile high. I can't get that far away from Badd, given that my spirit I linked to his soul at the moment."

"Oh, I guess that makes sense. Just let my Big bro know what I'm doing!"

Zenko strapped her and Temmie into the jetpack tightly. After making sure everything was safe, she pressed the buttons on the joysticks in front of her, the rockets flaring to life.

"I can't believe how cool this is. I'm actually flying in a JETPACK!"

"Temmie thinks it's cool too! Hey, look! It's the metal man!"

Zenko looked to her left, and indeed, Mettaton was flying towards them while holding cartons of eggs and bags of sugar.

"Huh? What's he doin- oh, SERIOUSLY?!"

Mettaton started throwing eggs and handfuls of sugar at the two, attempting to slow their decent. Zenko was forced to swerve out of the way to avoid being hit with the baking ingredients.

"Hey! Seriously?! Do you know how bad I'll smell if one of those eggs hits me?"

"Oh come on darling! Did you really think that I'd make this as easy as a simple straight ascent? The audience needs some action!"

"This is supposed to be a cooking show!"

"And?"

"Finally!" Seito exclaimed, grabbing hold of the carton of milk. It was somehow still fresh, despite being in the Labyrinth for god knows how long.

"Now all I need to do is get... out... while keeping the milk safe. SIGH."

"Die, you pastry from hell!"

Badd slammed his bat down in between the Pie's weird blueberry eyes at full force, splattering it across the floor and finally putting it down.

"Thank god. If I'd gotten hurt by that thing, I don't think I'd be able to live it down."

Badd walked past the defeated pastry, and claimed his prize.

"Wahoo. I got a bag of stupid ass flour."

Badd walked back to the counter and plopped the bag down on the counter, just in time to see disgruntled looking Seito with an absolutely ruined jacket come through the doorway behind the fridge, holding a jug of milk.

"I've ruined my only pair of clothes on me for a gallon of milk. You?"

"Beat the shit outta a pie for a bag of flour."

Zenko and Temmie marched up to the counter, multiple egg yolks and sugar all over them, put the chocolate on the counter, and handed Badd his phone back.

"What hap-"

"Don't ask."

"Fair enough."

Mettaton came wheeling up to them, arms crossed.

"Well well. It appears you've bested me. But this is far from our last encounter! be prepared for more action next time on MTT TV!"

Mettaton went to fly away, but was stopped by Zenko.

"What about the cake?"

Mettaton simply opened a compartment inside himself and pulled out three slices of chocolate cake.

"What? Don't give me that look. Haven't You seen one of these shows before? You always bake the cake ahead of time! Toodles!"

Mettaton flew away as fast as he could once he saw Badd reaching for his bat. His robotic body may be indestructible, but he wasn't willing to put that to the test against an angry powerhouse like him.

Once Mettaton was out of sight, Badd bit into his slice of cake in anger.

"...The worst part is that it tastes good."

Chara watched her companions eat her favorite flavored cake with annoyance.

"You have no idea how jealous I am of you guys right now."

"Really? would you have liked to have had your only pair of clothes shredded?"

"Or have to face down an affront to both nature and baking?"

"Or be pelted with eggs and sugar?"

"If it meant getting chocolate then sure."

Upon getting four blank stares, Chara huffed indignantly.

"What? Chocolate's good."

I tried adding some original scenes into the cooking bit. Let me know how they worked out.