Chapter 3
The Horseman meets Alice
The Horseman dropped the dead flamingo and looked up at the Queen. She was still in shock from him brutally murdering the croquet device. Thus, she demanded that Fredrick the Spade take the Horseman away. Fredrick dragged the Horseman off. The Horseman was thrown out of the courtyard, and the gate slammed behind him. He noticed he was lying beside a tree, and there was a girl in a blue and white dress sitting with her back to the tree. She was staring at him.
"Hello." Said the Horseman.
"Hello." Said the girl.
There was more staring.
"I fell down a rabbit hole and got here." Said the girl.
"So did I." Said the Horseman.
"I'm Alice." Said the girl.
"I'm the Headless Horseman." Said the Horseman.
"I can see that." Said Alice.
"Oh." Said the Horseman.
Staring occurred.
"..Should we try to find a way out of here?" Suggested Alice.
"Sure." Said the Horseman, and they got up and walked off. They came to a big mushroom, and on top of that was a big caterpillar. He was smoking.
"You know, you can get addicted if you aren't careful. Mother says smoking kills." Alice scolded. The caterpillar didn't seem to care, and blew a smoke ring at them.
"Ohhhh thhat's how it iss." He droned, extremely high from his smoking.
"Yes." Alice stated.
"Do you know a way out of here?" The Horseman interrupted.
"Perhhhaps Idoo…" Said the caterpillar, taking a long drag on his pipe and breathing out a giant cloud of smoke.
"…Right. Bye." Said the Horseman, dragging Alice away from the high smoking maniac.