Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I haven't updated! Been swamped with homework…
No owning of zee Horseman or any of other characters is being of done by me, please.
Chapter 4
The Horseman Is Amused
When we last left off, the Horseman and Alice were walking away from the crazy smoking caterpillar.
"So, are we going to find our way out of here, then?" Alice asked.
"Certainly. Let's follow this path." Says the Horseman. They walk along the path for hours and hours (being careful to avoid the patches of singing dandelions and tulips, for fear of the Horseman's rage). Soon they encountered two men who seemed to be bouncing and bopping each other on the head while standing on a log.
"We're Tweedle-Dee…"
"…And Tweedle-Dum." They said, finishing each other's sentences. The Horseman took out his sword and growled slightly, but Alice made him put it away.
"You have to be nice to the crazy people in Wonderland." She whispered to him.
"Ohhh…" Said the Horseman, normally solving all of his problems with a single cut to his rival's neck. The Horseman sat on the log and watched as Alice made an attempt to communicate with the odd creatures who continued bouncing. The Horseman was quite amused, as she was getting nowhere with it. Suddenly Alice got so fed up with it that she grabbed the Horseman's sword and attacked Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, sending them running and bouncing away, yelping and trying to stop the bleeding on all of their gashes. Alice panted for a minute, then handed the Horseman his sword. The Horseman was slightly frightened of this, and he took the sword, noting to himself that he had to keep the weapon away from the little girl. They continued down the path for hours and hours, and finally the Horseman saw a light.
"A light! We're almost there!" He cried, rushing towards it. Alice tugged him back and gazed at him as if he were stupid.
"That's the sun coming up, Mr. Horseman. We're not anywhere near getting out." She said. The Horseman groaned unhappily and they trudged off again to try and get back to the real world. When I get back, thought the Horseman, I'm going to decapitate the entire population of Sleepy Hollow…He continued his happy thoughts so he would perhaps be able to get out of this crazy place.