Disclamier: If I owned Harry Potter, I would be too busy to write this fan fiction. So, no, I do not own Harry Potter.


"Blimey, Harry, this place is huge!" Ron said, after stepping in the house.

"Yea, well, I do believe in comfort."

Soon they were joined by Ginny, Hermione, and Dean.

"Hey, Harry, where did Bellatrix hide her precious little Horcrux?"

"Rest, tomorrow will indeed be a long day."


"Aguamenti!" Harry whispered.

"ARRRRGH! I am being atta— oh it's you, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Ronsaid, dripping wet. The rest doubled up with laughter. Harry smirked, "Rise and shine, princess, we are going do some early-morning diving. If I didn't wake you ass, it wouldn't be early anymore, would it?"

"Diving? Hey, nice one Harry, so we are actually on vacation!" SMACK! Harry smacked Ron on the back of the head, hard. "You dumb ass! Bellatrix hid her Horcrux in the ocean; we need to dive to retrieve it." "Ahhh…"

So they head to beach, blah, blah, blah.

Finally they reach Harry's boat. "We be going out, kind of far today, so please be careful"

"Harry, who sent you that note you, got yesterday?" Hermione asked.

"Kinda' hard to explain; you see when I first suspect this was the place where Bellatrix hid her Horcrux, I cast an aurora of sensitive magic," he took a breath, "the thing is, Bellatrix learn the hard one that her Horcrux can be destroyed without noticing, so she had to check on it once so often. She bond the Horcrux using an advance dark magic, once in a while, she can say the incantation and she will know if the Horcrux is safe or not," another pause, "when she does that, it sent a signal to the place where the Horcrux is hidden; my aurora can detect that and sent a notice to me."

"Bloody brilliant Harry," Ron said.

"We are here; does everybody know the Bubble-Head charm?" Harry said.

When his passenger all nodded he said, "Good, now follow me, wands out, there bound to be foul creatures around here. Do not go exploring on your own, that means you too, Dean," Harry added, looking at Dean's face, "everyone ready? Good." With that he brought his wand up and muttered, "Bubblio Headlius" (A/N: I don't know the spell, I am not a wizard.) and dived in.

Almost immediately they were ambushed by kappas and grindylows. "Relashio! Relashio! Incedio! Damn! Too many, divide and conquer!" Harry shouted. Kappas and grindylows were attacking them mercilessly; some looked extremely annoyed at the brunt mark on their skin. "Ginny and Dean take left. Ron, Hermione, you two take right. I will go through the middle, meet at the bottom. GO!" Harry shouted, with sound of urgency on his last word. Harry was still shooting boiling water in every direction as fast as he could, which isn't fast enough. Shit, he thought, wait I got it! He turned around, pointed his wand at the lot of monsters and shouted, "IMMBOLUS PATRANO!" A weird huge bowl shaped blue light shot out of Harry's wand. Any creature that is inside the bowl or touched by it immediately froze. The remaining swan away, looking scared.

"Well done, Harry," Hermione said when the gang reached the bottom. The bottom was full of cracks and fissures. Harry held up his finger, indicating silence. He swan down and felt every fissure on the bottom with his wand. He suddenly stopped at one of the widest fissure; it was barely ten inches wide and a yard long. He muttered several spells; he quickly stopped after the Reducto curse, which caused a mild earthquake. He noticed something and quickly yelled out to Hermione, "Hermione, here is Ancient Rune markings on the side, quick translate!" Hermione immediately swan over, "(Lumos) Come hither, but no more. If enter you must, be warned. Only the purest liquid shall grant you your wish."

"Purest? Purest? Hmm… What would Bellatrix consider pure liquid?" Ron wondered aloud. "What would Bellatrix… That's Ron, ingenious, the only pure Bellatrix would think of is pure blood. It's a play on words. Pureblood are pure, blood is a liquid, so…" "We need blood from a pureblooded," Hermione finished for Harry while looking at Ron. "Oh, hell, I'll do it," with that Ron picked up a sharp rock and slashed his arm. Harry suddenly gasped in horror and tried to cover the wound, yet some blood already floated up. "Ron, you thick prat; one, the blood goes upward and outward! How are you going to get it to the fissure? Two, we are in the Pacific Ocean!"

"Yea, so?'

Hermione gasped in realization, "The Pacific Ocean is infested with sharks! They can smell bloody from nearly three miles away!"

Already, they heard thrashing of the water.

"Shhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttt"


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