italics - either a thought, or an action
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…when we last left our Elimidaters, Gai was Elimidated in the hot springs for his … err … overcompensation. Anyway, the first off was Ebisu, and that leaves Kakashi and Jiraiya.
Tsunade: Now that I'm down to two, I think it's time for you to show me your best moves.
Jiraiya: You mean dance?
Tsunade: Exactly. snaps fingers
Three people push out a Dance Dance Revolution machine. Kakashi looks on indifferently, still reading his Ichi Ichi Paradise. Jiraiya rolls his eyes.
Jiraiya: Isn't there supposed to be some part with the guys dancing with the girl? I kind of want – Tsunade glares at Jiriaya to dance on the machine? Tsunade smiles, nodding
The machine is booted up, and blares out incomprehensible lyrics, along with deafening high pitched voices. Jiraiya covers his ears, stomping around, and Kakashi steps on the machine.
Tsunade: Jiriaya, please come to the machine. It's not that bad.
Jiraiya: Are you kidding? This music is horrible! I refuse to play it! I don't care what you do! crosses arms, turns back to Tsunade
Tsunade saunters over, putting her hand on Jiriaya's shoulder, causing him to blush a bit.
Tsunade: Jiriaya … we've been through so much together. Just this once? Please?
Jiraiya: nose is clearly wide open Oh, oh, OKAY! I'll do it! Anything to see your mountains of glory!
In a poof Tsunade turns into Kakashi, and Jiraya's pupils shrink out of exsistence. He can only imagine what the real Tsunade is doing…
Tsunade: veins in her forehead are noticeable, and her fist is clenched to the point her hand is turning purple Jiraiya … if you value your life, you will get on the machine … NOW!
Tsunade's voice shakes the entire place, and Jiraiya jumps on the machine next to Kakashi. The music starts…
Jiraiya this … stepping isn't so bad… looks over at Kakashi, who is stepping in tune with the beat, getting perfects Oh, he's doing good as well. I better put an end to that. does hand seals Secret Water Bullet Technique!
Tsunade: What?
A cascade of water hits the machine, short circuiting it, and sending both Jiraiya and Kakashi off of it. As the dust clears, Jiraya's head is buried somewhere.
Jiraiya: Am I …dead? Did I go to… heaven? What's that beautiful smell? And this soft, warm feeling? looks down into ample cleavage THIS REALLY IS HEAVEN! YAHOO!
In actuality, he hit Tsuande's chest, knocking them both over. Kakashi landed on his feet. LEVEL UP!
Tsunade: Jiraiaya, you have three seconds…
Jiraiya: To lift my precious head off of your heavenly bosom?
Tsunade: No … TO LIVE! throws Jiriaya off, then stomps ground, creating earthquake. Jiraiya runs out of barm with the Hokage close behind. Crashing and screams can be heard
Kakashi: I guess I'm the winner … I think.
Up next on Elimidate: Four kunoichi darlings gather to see who can win the affections of one Itachi Uchiha!
Itachi: I hate you.
fin :D