Italics are thoughts.
Bold shows actions
Screams of pain and torture are heard off-screen, and we see a dark-haired young man walk into the restaurant, He has lines below his eyes and is wearing a blue ad white striped button down shirt, untucked with the sleeves rolled up. He wears a pair of dark blue jeans and white casual Adidas with navy stripes.
The people in the restaurant suddenly look up, but the young man is unfazed. With a menacing stare, the onlookers suddenly go back to eating. He clears his throat and glares at the hostess who has decided to greet him.
Hostess: giggling Hi, my name is Wanda! Welcome to Apple –
Young Man: My name is Itachi Uchiha, and I'm here to meet four miscreants – I mean young women. I understand I am to kill three, and I am to court the survivor.
Hostess: Oh, you're here for Elimidate! And you must have meant 'Elimidate' instead of killing three girls.
Itachi gives Wanda a glare.
Hostess: wide-eyed Oh, I guess not. back to cheery mode Follow me! Tee-hee-hee!
Itachi follows Wanda to booth and sits down.
Hostess: Okay, the girls will show up in about five minutes! Have fun!
Itachi: Fun is watching an insignificant being writhe in pain and scream in agony as they realize the inevitable – that they WILL die and –
:I WILL WIN THIS DATE, WITH THE FLAMES OF LOVE!
A young woman with short black hair wearing a green and yellow jumpsuit with the forehead protector around her waist leaps in demolishing the door as she enters. She has yellow weights around her ankles, and has wide brown eyes, not to mention slightly thick eyebrows.
Itachi: Rock Lee in drag?
The girl laughs slapping him on the back, almost launching him out of his seat.
:My name is Pebble Lee! I'm Rock Lee's big sister!
Shinobi Profile: Pebble Lee / Age: 18
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 127 lbs
Specializes in Taijutsu
Loves to fight and train
Hates people who don't try their hardest.
Classification: Chuunin
End of Shinobi Profile
Itachi: Rock Lee … has a sister? I was never informed of this. But, there's definitely a resemblance. And that's not a good thing. Well, you are first Pebble. Now for the rest of the vermin – I mean women.
Two young women walk in. Both are very similar physically, the same height and hair length. One has black hair with a indifferent expression and is wearing a black sleeveless shirt with black short and fishnets. She has black sandals and has dark eye shadow around her brown eyes.
The other is wearing a white kimono and has platinum blonde hair with golden eyes. She has a warm smile, and walks a step behind the black clad young woman.
Black-Clad Girl: I'm guessing you're Itachi. looks at him up and down I guess this'll be okay. My name is Fujin Kuro.
White-Clad Girl: My name is Fujin Shiro.
Shinobi Profile: Fujin Kuro and Fujin Shiro / Both are 16
Height: both 5'5"
Weight: both 115 lbs
Kuro specializes in Genjutsu
Shiro specializes in Medicine
Kuro loves to torture, sarcasm
Shiro loves stuffed animals, making new medicines
Kuro hates fluffy things, girly girls
Shiro hates mean people and pointy objects
Kuro is actually a jounin
Shiro is a medi-nin
End of Shinobi Profile
Itachi stares at Kuro, who seems to be sitting, disinterested.
Kuro: Where's the fourth girl?
Itachi: This girl … there's something about her…
Itachi clears his throat, then orders an appetizer of nachos. A few minutes later, the plate arrives, and it is smoking hot.
Itachi: This will be a small test. The way a woman eats shows her character.
Pebble is the first to reach for the nachos, but pulls her hand back. She blows on it, then thrusts her hand back, then toward, holding a near flaming nacho. Shiro fans the nachos, and Kuro simply picks one up, then places it in her mouth. A few seconds later, she gulps, then yawns.
Itachi: Amazing fortitude. The intense heat of the appetizer didn't affect her…
Pebble: stuffing food into her mouth THE INTENSE HEAT IS NO MATCH FOR A LEE! WE EAT FIRE FOR BREAKFAST!
The other three patrons sweatdrop. A chorus of screaming is heard coming from the woman's bathroom. A moment later, a young woman with golden blonde hair and green eyes walks in calmly. She is wearing a grey/blue sleeveless with grey arm sleeves which stretch from her shoulder to her elbow. She is wearing a pair of grey shorts with grey sandals. She gives everyone a smile before walking to the booth.
Grey-Clad Girl: Hi. Sorry for my tardiness. My name is Mahi Tomiko. Don't mind the screams. Please?
Shinobi Profile: Mahi Tomiko / Age: 15
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 120 lbs
Specializes in Immobilizing people
Loves still paintings, slow moving streams
Hates: Hyper people, busy people
Classification: Genin - she keeps forgetting to attend the chuunin exams
End of Shinobi Profile
Tomiko: sees nachos Oooh, nachos. Yummy! rubs hands together
Itachi: So you all made it. Let's begin and make this as painless as possible. First, I want to know just why you would like to date me.
Pebble: Well, you ARE an Uchiha. The greatest clan in all of Konoha. Born with natural talents. Even the worst of the Uchiha were still incredible shinobi in their own right. And any ninja that could kill an ENTIRE CLAN? WHY WOULDN'T I WANT HIM?
Itachi: Flattering. In an uncomfortable sort of way….
Kuro: Look, I'm here for the free food and drinks.
Shiro: Aaah, Kuro-chan, stop being so mean. I'd like to date a talented shinobi myself. And well, since they were looking for some kunoichi, I answered the call! And what they say about you isn't true. You aren't scary at all.
Itachi: under breath You're not my enemy…
Shiro: Huh?
Itachi: Nothing. Tomiko….
Tomiko: looks up, with cheese hanging out of mouth. She quickly wipes it off, laughing Um, I like dark, brooding guys. And since Uchiha's are so rare, I guess it wouldn't hurt to land one. And I was sort of hungry too…
Itachi: Now, my next question before I eliminate – I mean destroy – I mean dismiss one of you. If you are to somehow survive and be the final kunoichi left standing, where would you like to go on another date?
Pebble: Definitely a dojo. I must keep training! I didn't do my 1000 pushups yet!
Kuro: 1000 pushups! What a freak.
Pebble rises from seat, leaping at Kuro.
Pebble: I'll show you a freak! launches a kick at Kuro
Kuro: Just like a Lee. Too straightforward. No real talents….
Kuro simply vanishes from everyone's view and the restaurants color changes to a negative color like a photo negatives Pebble lands and looks around, confused. Shiro covers her eyes, and Tomiko nods.
Tomiko: A genjutsu… impressive to say the least. What's her next move?
Shiro: Kuro-chaaan. Please stop!
Itachi: Never expected a fight. Maybe these four excuses for kunoichi will be interesting enough after all…
Kuro appears over Pebble's head, peering from the ceiling. A determined Peeble quickly leaps – only to find she jumped too high and collided with the ceiling. She crashes to the ground. Kuro simply forms a hand seal, and the surroundings return to normal. She sits down calmly, as if nothing happened. Shiro twists her mouth, glaring at Kuro. Tomiko eats another chip, but is obviously impressed.
Kuro: sees glare from sister What? She started it.
Itachi: looking down at KO'd Pebble I think the first decision is made. The three of you will follow me to Konoha Hill to watch the moon.
Shiro: Sounds romantic.
Kuro: Okay.
Tomiko: Sure.
To be continued…