Four figures are on a hill, watching the moon begin to rise. Since it's a little chilly out, they are wearing robes. Tomiko has a blue/grey robe. Shiro has a white robe, and Kuro has a black robe. Itachi has a black robe with red clouds on it.

Itachi: This feels … so familiar. And why do I think Kisame should be here right now?

Kuro: So Itachi, why are we here?

Itachi: The moon brings out different sides of people. We usually hide a part of ourselves, and that part usually surfaces during night. So, is there a part of you that no one else has seen?

Kuro: shrugs I sort of like … really cheesy love songs. I sometimes end up humming them without thinking.

Shiro: blushes I sort of like being tied up. looks away

Itachi: pausing Amazing. And Tomiko, what secrets do you have?

Tomiko looks from person to person, then looks down.

Tomiko: I … I shouldn't say it. Not right now…

Kuro: Come on … it can't be that bad …

Shiro: Yeah! Spit it out!

Tomiko: fidgeting Well, I guess. I mean, it's better to have everything out, right?

Kuro: Yeah, it's not like you're a man or anything….

Suddenly, there is a pause. Shiro and Kuro both give looks of horror, and Itachi is even surprised.

Tomiko: in deeper voice Um, I hope this doesn't change anything. tries to laugh in girly voice, but manly voice comes through

Itachi: Something is about to change right now. And I must ask you to leave.

Tomiko: Really? I mean, a menacing and dangerous guy like you, not killing? That's not like you.

Itachi: I never said I'd let you go alive. activates Sharingan I'm just letting you run to make things interesting. the wheels on the Sharingan begin to turn You can run now….

Tomiko quickly runs out of view, and Itachi disengages his Bloodline Limit.

Shiro: That was scary.

Kuro: I think you should kill him.

Itachi: thinking You're right. I'll be back.

Itachi disappears form view, and sickening sounds of bones crunching and snapping are heard. Three seconds later, screams of torture are heard.

Kuro: happily Now THAT is why I want Itachi.

Shiro: staring in direction of action I'm not sure if ANY medic attention will be of use at this point.

A second later, Itachi is back, and his eyes turn from red to the usual brown. Kuro smiles and Shiro looks in the direction the screams came from.

Itachi: The final stage will be a one on one battle. You will fight for seven minutes. After the time has elapsed, and one of you isn't dead, I will make a decision based on your performance.

Kuro: Sounds fun.

Shiro: Sure. We're pretty even anyway.

Itachi: And by fight, I mean dance – with me.

Both sisters are completely shocked. Kuro looks at Shiro, who blushes. Itachi looks at both with disdain, then begins to walk away.

Itachi: Come with me. We're going to the Kunai. It's a late night hang out. Or so I'm told.

The trio ends up at the packed club, and as the camera pans around, we can see Jiraiya hitting on a group of obviously disinterested young women, Tsunade sitting with Kakashi at a nearby booth in the VIP section, and Asuma and Kurenai chatting over drinks. The atmosphere is a very quiet, refined one, but not boring. Jiraiya's cackling can be heard above everything else. Also, on stage playing soft jazz are some of the younger shinobi. Sasuke is on the saxophone, Naruto is one the drums, Ino is playing the guitar, Shino is playing bass and Sakura is playing the piano.

Itachi: Brother … performing such useless activities. An Uchiha is much more talented than that. You should be playing every instrument.

Shiro: Nice place. You sure we can come in though? We're not 18 yet.

Itachi: Well, the bouncer didn't object much.

Kuro: Of course, now he's lying face down in cold blood.

Itachi: mumbling Um, that's not the point. back to normal volume We should go to the dance floor immediately.

Both Kuro and Shiro both showcase very different dance styles as they dance around Itachi, who is content to just shuffle from side to side and move his arms as little as possible. Shiro dances facing Itachi, but isn't touching him. Meanwhile, Kuro is bumping and grinding, stepping in front of Shiro and facing her.

Shiro: Kuro, you will lose. You're too aggressive…

Kuro: Shiro, stop fooling yourself. Acting like a prude will get you nowhere.

Sasuke: watching as he's playing Brother, this weakness will be the death of you. And I will deal the final blow.

For some reason, Itachi looks in Sasuke's direction. His younger brother is busy playing his instrument, his eyes closed in concentration. He keeps dancing, but notices that Shiro and Kuro have stopped and are facing each other. The music abruptly stops.

Kuro: Shiro, he's MINE!

Shiro: Kuro, stop! You aren't even interested in him.

Sakura: I'll take him!

Ino: That means I can have Sasuke!

Sakura: stops On second thought…

Both Sakura and Ino begin to argue as well. Tsunade is visibly amused, and Asuma sighs, putting down his cigar. Kurenai decides to move, but stops, surveying the action. Itachi scratches his head, then lowers his eyes.

Itachi: This may not end well. But this should decide who is the last one remaining.

Meanwhile, Naruto is trying to stop Ino and Sakura from fighting, but gets mauled in the process. Kuro and Shiro are fighting using kunai and shuriken. Sasuke activates his Sharingan, then runs at his older brother.

Sasuke: Itachi, you came here for a date. You WILL have a date … with DEATH!

Itachi: deadpan That was kind of cheesy.

Sasuke: stopping for a moment Yeah, I know. But since the show is Elimidate, I figured I'd incorporate the whole date thing with death. You know, since you killed my entire family and all.

Itachi: Now that you mention it, the whole 'date with death' thing is sort of clever.

Sasuke: Really? Thanks. goes back to anger mode Now DIE Itachi!

This time, there are three fights going on at once. Patrons are beginning to run out, but Tsunade is very intent on who wins. Kakashi sighs and Asuma smokes again, leaning back and propping his feet up on the table. Kurenai looks at Shino, the only one NOT fighting or hurt at the moment. He calmly motions to Kurenai, and they both leave. Asuma nearly chokes on his cigar and looks in shock at Kurenai.

Asuma: What the –

Kurenai: Don't worry. I just have to walk him home. I'll be back.

Shino: Yeah, back tomorrow morning.

Asuma: Shino! I'll kill you.

Shino disappears from view, then stands behind Asuma.

Shino: That's Mack Daddy Shino to you.

Both leave, and Asuma puts his head in his hands.

Asuma: Geez, I lose out to a kid. Kurenai is a freak, what can happen next?

Bartender: LAST CALL!

Anko: drunkenly On more for da road! Come on! Don't hold back baby! clangs glass on table

Asuma: Maybe this night won't end so badly after all. runs to Anko

Voiceover: And that ends Itachi's date! He didn't end up dating either Fujin sister.

Sasuke once again was defeated in his attempt to kill his older brother.

Shino really was walked home by Kurenai, and that's all.

Asuma found out the hard way that just how powerful Anko is when she is drunk.

Both Sakura and Ino ended up exhausted after their fight, and ended up going home.

Naruto is still out like a lightbulb though.

Jiraiya did land a chick, but found out she was 'packin'

Tsunade and Kakashi were the only two that night who didn't suffer any injuries.

Up next on Elimidate: Tayuya of the Sound Four!

Tayuya: Mother bleeping piece of bleep you better bleeping find me some bleeping hunks or I'm going homicidal on you bleep's!

Until next time….