Chapter THREE: Damn the Gravity.
By Hisoka B
Bulma awoke to the silence of morning. She didn't want to know anything about the dream, but then she did. Chibi Vegeta was cute, unlike the 30-year-old one. Getting up, she heard Vegeta and Yamucha arguing. Wait a minute, Bulma's head whirled. Yamucha? She hurried and got a changed of clothes before going downstairs to see what the whole commotion was about.
'You're a dumbass weakling.'
'You are freaking wanker monkey!'
'Yeah, one which can kick you little behind goodbye, so what does that make you?'
'Oh! You're soooo scary!'
'Filth. Don't even speak to me.'
'Oh look! You're pissed off! Oh my god!'
'DUH! What does it look like! Me peeing my pants? Well, you would be soon, peeing them with fear when I'm finished with you!' Vegeta grabbed hold of Yamucha by the neck and tossed him away like a rag doll. 'Asshole.' Vegeta scowled and walked towards the kitchen.
Fancy him, coming to him at eight in the morning, telling him not to pull any moves on his woman. That was just utterly pathetic!
Bulma stumbled down the stairway. 'Vegeta! What are you doing?' She demanded.
Vegeta rolled his eyes. 'I don't know. A prick came in and starting insulting me and-'
'Are you okay?' Bulma asked him with concern and checked him over.
Vegeta was stunned, as was Yamucha when he picked himself up.
'Bulma! I never thought I'd never!' He stuttered. Bulma stopped checking if Vegeta had any severe bruises and turned to Yamucha.
'Hmm? What's wrong Yamucha? Are you alright?' She was as cheerful as her mother.
'You…and Vegeta…no…' Yamucha flew off. He was stricken.
Bulma was surprised. 'What the hell is wrong with him? All I was doing was checking if you were okay,' She noted to Vegeta.
Vegeta was silent. He was still shocked on how Bulma was acting.
'Woman... Did you finally take the right pills today?' He asked suspiciously.
Bulma answered back in venom. 'No! I didn't eat anything today because the first thing I did was come and check out you! And let's not recall that incident with you and the fridge!'
Vegeta shrugged before heading towards the fridge.
'Oh no you don't Vegeta! There's nothing to raid today!' Bulma tried blocking the path between Vegeta and the fridge but it was all in vain as Vegeta shoved her out of the way (gently) each time. 'Fine! Raid the freaking RAIDED fridge.!' Bulma cursed and allowed Vegeta to make his way past her.
Bulma was tired as she laid back on her seat. How the hell did she find herself fixing the gravity room for Vegeta again?
This is the 3rd time he has blown this thing up already!
Vegeta was out and in some woods training, expecting the machine to have been fixed when he returned.
Bulma clenched her fists. Ungrateful bastard… She picked up a screw and eyed it dazedly. She really couldn't be bothered, and she was tired. She was so tired that...she fell back, and fell asleep.
They landed in a lush rainforest area. Chibi Vegeta stepped out of the space pod and looked around. Bulma followed.
'Hmmm, seems safe enough.' Bulma uttered. 'Don't be so sure woman. Looks can be deceiving you know.' The tone of his voice was so irritating, like he knew everything.
Bulma took a few steps north. She quickly got a walking pace, and was walking away from Vegeta and the space pod. She didn't care if it was some strange planet, all she hoped that the natives were friendly and that she could find something to eat.
She heard running footsteps behind her, and turned to see Chibi Vegeta following her. When he caught up, he glared at Bulma. 'What?' She asked rudely. Vegeta crossed his hands and smirked. They were now out the lush rainforest and were in a what seemed like forest road with trees…
Suddenly, no quicker than they entered, a large blast came out of no where.
Bulma spun around. Chibi Vegeta had disappeared. Turning back she came face to face with an alien. He was green and gooey and held a beam gun made out of wood in his hand. He sneered and raised it up to her. She screamed as she watched the alien pull the trigger. 'BANG!'
'WOMAN! WAKE UP YOU FOOL!' Vegeta boomed into Bulma's ear.
Bulma shot up like a bullet and turned to Vegeta. She looked like a zombie. She was so afraid because of her dream, she felt like she was about to suffer insomnia. She was just as lucky because Vegeta had woken her and saved her from knowing what was going happen next.
'Woman?' Vegeta asked hesitantly, with the slightest concern in his voice.
'Sooo freaky...' Bulma answered coldly. 'Soooo cold...' She stared to shiver and her pale face turned whiter than before.
Vegeta pulled back. He was almost afraid of the way Bulma was acting.
'Come here…' Bulma beckoned him, her face still not showing any signs that her soul still ran through her. 'Come here Vegeta…'
Vegeta obeyed, though he was pretty shocked. Slouching down to be at the same level as Bulma, (She's got her back to the gravitron) her hands immediately found their way around Vegeta's neck.
Vegeta stumbled back of course. Bulma's cold arms made him feel like ice.
'Hold me Vegeta... I'm sooo cold...' Her shaky voice was pleading with him. Vegeta had no idea what to do, so he did as he was told. His arms went around her waist and Bulma's head laid on his chest. They were in tight embrace...
15 minutes Later…
Bulma gradually let go of Vegeta. She was warm now. She blushed when she realized what happened. Vegeta still had a scowl on his face. 'Don't you dare tell anyone what happened then. Got that woman?'
Bulma gave him a smile of satisfaction. 'I promise. I know it will ruin your bad ass rep. And we wouldn't want that.'
Vegeta was awfully confused. Firstly, she said 'we' and what the hell did that mean? Secondly a few minutes ago she was cold and afraid like a small pathetic child and now she was cheerful, and being nice to him? What was Kami up to?
His eyes trailed back to the gravitron. 'You do realize haven't finished fixing the blasted machine yet! You don't even know how much training time you wasted!'
'Oh sorry Mr. Irritable. You will just have to be patient while I get it fixed now then, won't you?'
'Oh just shut up.'
Bulma smirked and went back to her work.