A/N- Starlight Sunshine (hereby called "Sunny") is a very popular character. I find this odd, since she's a Mary-Sue. Oh, well. I like her, too. She's fun to write!

Chapter Two- Wha…?

Harry Potter was trudging along behind Ma... I mean Sunny. In fact, everyone was trudging in single file, as follows- Sunny in the front, then Harry, then Ron, then Hermione, then Legolas. He was trying to elbow Hermione out of the way so he could be closer to his Beloved, but she glared at him and waved her wand threateningly (accidentally causing Legolas' hair to turn pink, but that's beside the point. She decided she liked his hair better that way, anyway.). So Legolas, now pink-haired, sighed and shuffled along behind the bitchy Hermione (that's Hermione's other fanfic persona. Bitchy!Hermione. Funny how we can put her into so many neat little cliches?).

Suddenly, the Revised Fellowship heard shouting behind them! They turned to look, and saw...

(Here CrazyTomboy's documents folder accidentally closes. She clicks random links and brings it back up again. Where was I? Oh, yeah.)

They turned to look, and saw the REAL fellowship trying to catch up with them. Gandalf had lifted his robes so he could run, exposing lily-white legs. His hat had fallen off, and his face was a bright scarlet color. Aragorn and Boromir, however, were leading the group easily. THEY didn't have Lily-White Legs! THEY HAD LEGS O' STEEL! WOO! And, of course, Gimli taking his sweet Dwarfish time.

Gandalf was glowing a blue-y sort of color as he spoke. No one knew WHY he was glowing- he simply was.

"Halkdhwolik lkshjklf sjkdh lkjlikjlskdjfs. Sfd sdjkfhsdl sdlkjfs." Gandlaf said imperiously.

"Hey Hermione?" Ron whispered.

"Yeah?" she whispered back.

"What did he just say?"

Hermione shrugged and proceeded to make Legolas' clothing a flouresent pink color, to match his hair. She giggled evilly. This was fun.

Starlight Sunshine stomped her small, delicate, and yet powerful feet over to the (large) group. "WHY have we stopped?" she demanded childishly. Think a bratty four-year-old. Oh, yeah. "Daddy SAID we need to go destroy the ring!"

"We're getting there, Sunny." Hermione sighed.

"No we AREN'T. We're STANDING STILL!"

"Then you go on ahead." Hermione whispered, trying to control her temper.

"Fine, then." Starlight Sunshine huffed and strode away with her nose in the air. Legolas followed her, bestowing compliments.

"Oh, Princess, you are the most beautiful, the most wonderful, the most awesome being ever to grace the world with your great, shining, brilliant presence! Please, I beg of you, give me the honor of walking beside you."

Sunny simpered and nodded in a seemingly-flirty way.

The group continued south, moving at a slow pace. Sunny was a difficult person... elf... half elf... what is she again? I forget. Anyway, she was a difficult someone to travel with.

A few days later, the Fellowship had made camp on a mountain. Hermione was more irritable than ever, having to be in the same universe as Sunny, who was giggling and making puppy-eyes at Boromir. Legolas wasn't very happy.

"BOROMIR! I CHALLENGE YOU FOR THE FAIR HAND OF THE FAIR LADY STARLIGHT SUNSHINE!" Legolas screamed. Boromir looked up from his fighting lesson with Pippin to see the Crebain flying towards them. Legolas grabbed Sunny and dove into hiding along with the others.

After the birds had flown past, Gandalf announced that they would take the path of Caradhras, the EVIL snowy mountain.

Everyone groaned.

A/N- Short chapter, I know. But you'll live... right? Right? RIGHT?

Anyway, please review. I like constructive criticism as long as it isn't mean, and I welcome anyone who wants to spork Sunny to death. Bring your own sporks, though, I used all mine on other Mary-Sues.