Josie, The Boy-Lover

Billee nibbles on a dandelion green as Yami stares longingly at her. She grins at him, blushing a little and he snaps out of his daze. Seto is bored out of his mind, wanting to get back to civilization as soon as possible.

"Don't you think we should be looking for a way out of here?" Seto's voice breaks the silence of camp.

"True," Billee responds. "But we could just wind up getting ourselves even more lost."

"It's better than sitting here and waiting for the vultures to come and pick us off."

"Go ahead Seto," Yami spat back. "You're more than welcome to go get yourself eaten by a wolf or something."

Yami Bakura looks down from his perch in the tree at Yami after hearing the word 'wolf,' half-interested in what he has to say.

"When are we going to get something decent to eat?" Yami Bakura questions. "I can't live by eating this rabbit food 24-7! I need meat!"

Billee gives Bakura a frightened/pissed off look. "What's wrong with this 'rabbit food', as you call it?"

Yami Bakura glares daggers and growls at Billee, and Billee runs and hides behind Yami, making Yami feel important. He puffs out his chest, ready to take on Bakura. Bakura just rolls his eyes again and crawls down out of the tree.

A girl's voice comes from out of the forest. Seto jumps at the suddenness of the sound. Billee, Yami, Seto, and Yami Bakura all go running to find the voice, thinking the girl knows the way back to the city.

They notice that the voice is screaming at someone. "PRINCE HARRY! COME BACK HERE!" the girl screams with a British accent. The voice gets closer, until the girl comes barreling out of the trees and brush at Seto. The girl is carrying a camera and has a mad/wild/in love look on her face. After plowing Seto over, she regains her footing and stares at Yami, Billee, Bakura, and Seto, who has been knocked off his feet.

"Great Scot, are you okay? And have you seen Prince Harry come running through here?" the girl says, out of breath. Looking at Seto, the girl flashes her camera. "Hi, I'm Josie," she says, offering her hand to Seto, who graciously takes it and gets up.

"H, h, h, hi. I, I, I, I'm Se, se, set, Seto," Seto chokes.

Josie giggles. "Boy, good thing you're cute."

Seto blushes madly. Bakura glares, and Yami and Billee are lost in each other's thoughts.

"Pfft," Bakura huffs before turning around and walking back to camp. "Great, another lost idiot!"

'What's his problem?" Josie asks.

"Nobody knows…" Yami replies, coming back to Earth.

"Hey! I'm Billee, that's Yami, and Bakura is the one with issues," Billee introduces herself and everybody else to Josie. "And I see you've met Seto."

"Please tell me you know how to get back to the city…" Yami pleads.

"Ummm…" Josie looks around, taking in her surroundings. "Nope."

"Damn!" Seto curses under his breath.

"I knew it!" Yami Bakura yells from about five yards away.

"Well… welcome to the group of lost people!" Billee says, trying to cheer everybody up.

Billee, Yami, and Seto head back to camp. Josie is hanging onto Seto, her mind on how cute he is, and Bakura is leading the way, about ten yards ahead.

Yami Bakura is starving, refusing to eat anything that is green. He sits in his tree, wondering how to catch something. He spies the wolf girl on top of her cliff. She can smell his distress in the air, and, feeling sorry for him, decides to go hunting for him.

The wolf girl sees a rabbit nibbling on some grass, and, changing into the black wolf, swiftly manages to catch and kill it. Trotting happily around the tree Yami Bakura is lying in, she drops the rabbit at the foot of the tree.

She wonders if he will find in it time, before another animal smells her kill and decides to feast on it. She changes back into her human form, picks up the bloody animal, and throws it up at Bakura.

Bakura, who is asleep at the time, gets hit in the face with the dead rabbit, before it flops lifelessly into his lap. He wakes up suddenly and stares at the miracle food that has magically appeared in his lap, and then looks down toward the base of the tree. The wolf girl is still standing there, looking innocently up at him.

She notices him looking at her, transforms into her wolf form again, and races off toward the cliff where her cave is located. While running at demon speed toward her home, she accidentally whips Yami and Billee in the face with her tail, waking them.

"What was that?" Both Billee and Yami ask at the same time.

Yami Bakura looks back down at the rabbit in his lap. Crawling down from the tree, he starts a fire to cook the rabbit over.

Billee watches in horror as the rabbit is cooked then ate savagely by Bakura. Yami then glares at Bakura when Billee buries her head into his chest, about ready to cry.

Bakura just snarls wolfishly at the both of them.

Josie is boring Seto to death with her talk of boys. Although Seto couldn't care less, he just likes staring at her.

"I was chasing Prince Harry," Josie rambles on, "and I got some really nice pictures of his butt." Josie holds up her camera smiling innocently. "He ran into these woods, and I kept chasing him, cause, you know, he's so hot… but, anyways. He kinda gave me the slip, so that's how I wound up here!" She raises her arms in the air, acting really weird, but obviously trying to make Seto feel better about being lost in the forest.

Seto just nods his head and acts like he knows what the hell she is talking about.

Josie rummages through their food pile, finding some stuff that she thinks she would like, and chows down on it. "Don't you think it's getting a bit dark out? Where are we gonna sleep?" she asks though a mouthful of wild raspberries.

"Right here," Seto replies.

"On the ground?"

"Yup."

Josie stares at him dumbfounded. She has never slept on the ground in the wild in her life before. 'People really do that?' she ponders to herself.

The embers in the fire crackle and pop during the night. Yami and Billee are curled up next to each other; Seto has his arm around Josie's waist and Josie's head is resting on his shoulder, sitting up against a tree; and Yami Bakura is self-satisfied with his meal, and is asleep in the tree branch.

The wolf girl watches the campsite from above on the cliff. Her dark blackish eyes wander from each couple to the lonely one, sitting in the tree. Her tail swishes from left to right as the reflection of the campfire burns in her eyes.