Disclaimer: I don't own KND, but who must I tell?
Title: Operation: VACATION (it rhymes)
Very
Awesome
Catastrophes
And
Terrible
Injurys
On
Nerves
Summary: Very interesting, embrassing, terrifying and unforeseen things could happen when the KND goes on vacation.
Author: ...,I've brown hair and blue-green eyes...
Pairings: 1/5 ; 3/4 ; 2/86.
Genres: Comedy, Love and Crazyness (Is it a Genre?)
Extra Info: I'm from Germany so PLEASE ignore my mistakes and don't kill me because of them! (Special thanks go to my dictionary)
Chaptuh three:
Keep cool in the pool!
So they all went to the pool. The girls lied on loungers as the boys showed up. Abby wore a dark blue bikini and read one of her girl magazins.
Kuki wore a green swimsuit and put some suncream on.
"Hey, are you girls ready with unpacking your cases?", asked Wally who was in a blue swimshort.
Kuki looked up of her creamed arm so do Abby with her magazine.
"Yes, and you guys are so late, because...you had to decide who'll sleep in the doublebed?", Abby said more as a realization and less as a question. On the faces of her male friends she could read that she was right.
"We'll go swimming, now!" Nigel said and pretended he didn't hear her. "Don't be in the sun too long, Numbuh 5, otherwise you will be soon small, black and ugly."
"I thought she is, yet.", Hoagie joked. Then everybody heard the crease of Abby's magazin as her hands cramped in anger. She loudly stood up.
"I thought you should've not said that!", Wally whispered at Hoagie who had fear written in his face.
Suddenly Abby knocked him out before he made a belly splasher in the pool. After doing that she turned arround without giving the others a look and lied herself in the lounger again.
"I bet she's mad at us.", Nigel said fearly.
Short: Hoagie was still alive. He said his nose was broken all right, but nothing seemed hurt but his honour. He and Wally played watervolleyball till Wally realized that Nigel stood at the wall (of the pool of course) and seemed to be in toughts.
I hadn't think about it before, but it's right. Why didn't I notice all the time? I have to get another opinion!
"Helloooo! Numbuh 1, are you still here?" Wally waved his hand in front of Nigel's eyes which seemed far away.
"Numbuh 4?", he asked then without looking at him.
"Yes?"
"Have you ever noticed, that the girls looked very good in their swimsuits?", he asked still in thoughts.
"WHAT?" Wally didn't believe his ears.
"I mean, this sort of clothes is very figurstressed (I've no idea, if this word exist)..."
"OH NOOO!", Wally suddenly cried out. "PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR PUBERTY ALREADY!"
"Er...äh...ahm...hää?"
"Numbuh 4, you know, that Numbuh 1 is already interested in girls!", interfered Hoagie suddenly, who came to them before.
"What do you mean?", asked Nigel.
"Lizzie?"
"Oh." It took a while till Nigel's brain realized the word's meaning. "Oooohhh, riiight...I've totally forgotten her."
"You forgot your girlfriend? Are you silly!", Wally said disparaging.
"Out of eyes and out of thoughts, or what?", added Hoagie aggreing with Wally.
"I dunno...", said Nigel ashamed.
"Niiiigiiiiie!"
"Oh, no, I hear voices in my head!", Wally called desperately.
"You're not the only one!", said Hoagie.
Nigel knew this voice very well, but could it be, that she was there? He turned arround and saw a girl with big glasses and red pigtails. She stood at the pool with very many cases next to her.
"L...L...L...L...L...L...LIZZIE?"
"When you speak about the devil,...", Wally said while swimming to the corner of the pool, which was the furthest from Lizzie.
"What do you do here?", Nigel asked perplex.
"Oh, Nigie, I heard about your vacation and I tought of to surprise you.", she explained happily.
"That is, ähm, nice?" Nigel didn't know what to say.
"I'll check in and then I will join you in the pool."
"Oh, no. Now, we've her hanging on our cheeks." (I dunno if this spell exist in the english language) Wally said sighing.
"Hey, guys, what's going on? Why is Lizzie here?" Abby suddenly stood next to them.
"Because of Numbuh 1.", Hoagie told offend.
"What? I didn't invite her!"
"But she's there because of you.", Wally said.
"I don't like her!", Kuki told next to Abby. "She's so noisy."
"Hey, don't be so mean, folks!" Everybody looked at Abby now. "It's Numbuh 1's girlfriend and we shouldn't talk about her like that."
Everybody looked surprised so Abby spoke on.
"If she doesn't annoy Numbuh 5, it's okay she's here.", she said while returning to her lounger.
"If she thinks so.", Kuki said. "Hey, Numbuh 4!"
"What? WUAAAAH!"
"Yippiiiiiih!" Kuki jumped without very much warning on Wally in the pool. As they appeared again, Wally spit water out of his mouth.
"Girl, you've almost drown me!", he shouted at the laughing face of Kuki.
"But it's funny!", it responsed him.
"I don't believe it. She finds it funny to jump on my head. Numbuh 1, did you hear that? Am I a trampoline, or what? Numbuh 1? Are you listening?"
"Er...what?" Nigel turned to his friend.
"Numbuh 3 is crazy. She tried to crush my brain."
"Oh, Numbuh 4. I thought you haven't got a brain.", Kuki laughed.
"That's enough!" Wally pushed Kuki's head into the water. A waterfight bagan. But Nigel only thought about the words Abby said before. He should've been pleased about it. So why wasn't he? What the hell should've Abby said so that he wouldn't have been unlucky?
Sooooo, that was Chapter three and I think it's obvious, that the boys are in their puberty hähä Those of you, who like Lizzie, shouldn't read on now, because I totally HATE her. I think she's a PARANOID PSYCHOCOW,
But okay, enough for today. Till now, there's no romance in it, but it'll come soon! Just keep review! R/R!