RANDOMLY INSANE DRABBLES
HEADSHOT!
DISCLAIMER: This is SO pointless! Why do we even need these? But whatever, I down own Fullmetal Alchemist…
Edward walked into Roy's office, once more, without knocking or giving any warning that he was gonna do so. Stopping in front of Mustang's overly crowded desk, Edward looked at the Colonel and raised an eyebrow. "So, Mustang, what'ja call me down for THIS time?" Ed asked, crossing his arms over his chest. Looking at the mass amounts of paper work he had to do, Roy looked up and said,
"I just wanted to ask you a few questions. Simple, really." Roy smirked. "The first question is: do you have dictionary…" His words began to fade as Ed lifted an eyebrow once more and he tilted his head. Roy continued by finishing his last few words, "…Where you get all these short related words?" Ed's eyes widened and his face began to become extremely crimson red.
"WHAT?" Roy began to snickered as Ed began to feel very hot-headed and nauseated. Suddenly…
BOOM!
Ed's head had exploded into trillions of itsy bitsy pieces. He must've been very explosive or something, thought Roy, Ah, well…
Roy decided to make some signs and post them out side his office. Each sign said, "CAUTION! FLAMMABLE ALCHEMIST INSIDE! ENTER AT OWN RISK!"
"Poor Edward..."
Suddenly, Edward flunged forward and he had his head back. "That was mean, Roy..." And he died. Roy was shot by Riza andshe was burned by Havoc's cigarette.
They all died happily ever after.
The End.
A/N: Well, here's the second RANDOM DRABBLE! Anyways…I thought back to when me and my friend were talking and yeah…thanks for reading…now REVIEW! Lol…