RANDOMLY INSANE DRABBLES
THEY'RE MOCKING ME!
DISCLAIMER: Pointless, as usual, but… I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, ONLY THE PILLOWS MENTIONED! THE PLOT'S MINE TOO…
Winrii Rockbell walked steady to a large building. The year was randomly set in 2004, and she was wearily doing as her authoress told her to do. "So…I'm here to buy stuff, eh?" She asked herself. The authoress nodded and Winrii shrugged and continued into the building. Setting foot into the building she read a sign that said, "Great Northern Mall".
She looked at the sign and wondered what this mall would have in store for her. So she stood, staring at the sign, and wondered for a bit.
About ten minutes of wondering, she decided to start walking. During the ten minutes, people would pass her and stare weirdly at her as if she was crazy, or something. But she brushed it off as "weird customers". Sighing wearily, she turned into the next hallway and found a line of stores. Walking past each one, she stopped in front of one named "Suncoast Movies".
"Movies, huh? Well, let's check it out, then." And she walked in. Looking around, she found small cases called DVD cases, and she browsed, trying to figure out what a "DVD" was.
As she started walking back to the front of the store, a store clerk passed her and waved. He had apparently just set some plush pillows on a table near the entrance of the store. She picked one of the two up and read the tag. "Fullmetal Alchemist. Edward Elric Pillow Plush." She blinked and held onto it as she picked up another pillow. "Fullmetal Alchemist. Alphonse Elric Pillow Plush." She blinked again and held onto that one, as well. About 20 minutes later, she came up to the counter and laid those two pillows out.
"Hello, miss, is you a cosplayer?" She stared blankly at him and cocked an eyebrow. He sighed and shook his head. "Well, you're dressing up as Winrii Rockbell…"
"I am Winrii Rockbell, I have proof. WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME THIS STUFF?" She screamed out. The man began laughing and she growled.
"Oh, really?" he started, "then show me your "proof"." He added. Winrii shuffled around her bag and pulled out a wallet. It was pure black leather, with white trimming and a neat design set on the front. She opened it and showed the man her driver's license. He looked amused but he let her slide. Winrii bought the items and walked out of the store.
She went home and placed the pillows on her bed.
-Later that night-
Winrii walked into her room with silky white pajamas and a yawn along with it. She laid down beneath the covers and tried to fall asleep. Around an hour of sleeping she opened one eye and looked over at the pillows. These pillows were weird. She then attempted to fall asleep again, but failed and sat up and looked down at the pillows.
Then she spoke. "Quit it." She said, staring at those darn pillows. "I said quit! QUIT MOCKING ME!" She growled and scooted to the far end of her bed and looked at her pillows. "DAMMIT! I said quit mocking me you freaking pillows!"
They weren't doing anything but sitting there. But in Winrii's mind, they were mocking her. "I said stop you evil bastards! STOP MOCKING ME!" She roared and grabbed a knife.
SPLURT!
Winrii fell to the ground covered in a bloody mess. Ed and Al walked into the room and stared at her lifeless body then shrugged and walked out.
The end.
A/N: HA HA! That was funny! Kinda weird…but funny! Next Drabble will hopefully be thought of by the end of today…
ENJOY!