Colonel Roy Neko
A/N: WHEEE! Chapter two! I'm so glad you guys luved the last chapter! But six reviews in one night! What more could I ask for! Thank you so much, I just wish I could hug each and every one you! Well… as a reward here's the second chappie! One more thing. I noticed a lot of you got confused but all shall be answered in the upcoming chapters. And about Roy's kitty parts. The thing is, as the day progresses he grows some other kitty part. I apologize for all the confusion I caused. Now… on wit da madness!
Chapter 2… The new pet…
"I'm turning into a cat…" Roy said depressingly before letting his head fall on his desk in mise. Riza cleared her throat once more before speaking. "You're turning into a cat?" She asked, she was completely confused. Roy sighed before raising his head up then contemplating on whether or not should he explain to the lieutenant. Well, people were going to find out sooner or later. The colonel folded his hands and rested his head on them before explaining to Hawkeye the events of last night. After the colonel had finished his explanation, Riza was staring at him blankly. "So basically, you're a chimera?" She asked. "I believe so." Roy replied. "I see… That explains the ears." Hawkeye pondered. "So they're real?" She asked. Roy only nodded in response. Suddenly Riza felt this urge to glomp the colonel. He was just too cute! The almighty Colonel Mustang with cat ears! It was just-too-adorable! Riza looked away in embarrassment as she felt her cheeks growing red. Roy raised an eyebrow in question. "Is there something wrong, lieutenant?" He asked. She shook her head and regained her posture, cheeks still pink though. "Nothing sir." She retorted. "Alright then. You are dismissed." He said before the young woman walked out of the room. Roy groaned in frustration as he rubbed his temples to ease the intense headache that he had since this morning. It just continued to severe as the day went on. With his frustration and problems he felt as though his head would explode before the day was over.
When Roy believed his problems couldn't get any worse, he saw three people rush into his office. He huffed sadly as he felt the eyes of those people burning a hole through his head. "Oh my god…" Kain could not believe his eyes. Nor could Falman or Breda. Roy grew uncomfortable. He felt like a weirdo, a freak. Their gawks only served to make the colonel feel as though he were a monster. Roy's ears went down as he sank into his chair, feeling vulnerable.
There was so much tension in the air. It was just too quiet. If his headache wasn't bad enough before, this only severed it further. Just when Roy thought the silence was really getting to him one of his subordinates spoke up. "What-are-those?" Breda asked, breaking all silence in the room. Roy could only sigh inwardly, he felt it unnecessary to answer. "Go ask Hawkeye." And with that said, all three men ran back the way they came to ask the lieutenant. The uneasiness a moment ago made the colonel shiver. It was bad enough he was eyed every second by those who envied him of his power and those who were just simply jealous of his looks. But he never felt so uncomfortable before in his life.
Roy was just getting depressed by the minute. Roy ran his fingers through his dark hair but bumped into the large fuzziness along the way. He huffed in frustration as he slammed his fists into his desk, causing all the items on it to jump. The colonel was just too upset. This just was not his week… it wasn't his month! He rested his head on the desk and sighed yet again. And just when he thought it was safe enough to breathe, he heard the familiar sounds of yelling echoing outside his office. The one person he had dreaded to see today was getting closer to his office. He had hoped that the small alchemist would've delayed the due report again like always but by the way Roy's luck was going, there was no way he could escape the demon midget.
Edward stomped into the colonel's office, having an anger tantrum as usual. He slammed the door closed and glared at the colonel in anger. Before he was able to yell at his superior about his overdue report, Ed was left speechless as he looked at the strangest things pointing out of the colonel's head. Roy dared not look up for he knew the expression the tiny alchemist had was just beyond explanation. "What the hell are those?" Ed asked. Roy winced at the question. "Now this is surprising. I walk into the building with people jabbering about you and cat ears and this is was I find." Ed snickered. "Fullmetal, do you have the report?" Roy asked as he lifted his head from the desk, trying to get off the subject of his problem. "Yeah, I got it." Ed replied with a smirk as he pulled out his papers from his inner coat pocket before pitching them at the colonel. He caught it with ease and scanned through the report while Ed quietly walked over to the sofa and casually took a seat. Once the colonel signed the report and placed on the stack with the rest of the day's work he folded his hands under his chin and glared at the younger alchemist sitting across from him. "So… those ears real there, colonel?" Ed asked with a grin still plastered on his face as he stood up and walked over to the colonel's desk. Roy could only blush and he cleared his throat in discomfort before continuing his work. It was just so amusing to see the colonel like this. Its not everyday you find Mustang looking absolutely adorable. Adorable? Since when did the colonel look adorable? Well, Ed had to admit. Roy looked pretty damn cute with those ears. Ed had no idea how badly cat ears affected him. That was all he could stare at. That was all he was thinking about at the moment. Ed couldn't resist the urge to just scratch behind the colonel's ears. …So he did. "Fullmetal, what are you- …hey…" Roy mumbled, feeling the effect of Ed's touch. Ed could only blush at the colonel's reaction. It was just too darn cute! Ed continued to scratch behind Roy's ears until he heard a soft purr. Now this was new. Roy was acting like a cat. His eyes were closed in total bliss, he was purring and moaning, and he was rubbing his head against Ed's palm. Ed nearly wailed in awe but he had caught himself as he placed a hand over his mouth and lowered his head to hide his own blush. He also pulled away before anyone was able to walk in. Roy's eyes snapped open when he realized what had happened. He immediately covered his ears with his hands and blushed a bright red. "What the hell is your damn problem, Fullmetal!" The colonel yelled. "I couldn't help it." Ed answered truthfully with a shrug before walking back to the sofa and taking a seat. Roy only shook his head and looked down at the rest of his paper work, contemplating if he should finish it or not. He didn't know if he could with Fullmetal gawking at his ears. Thank goodness his tail was behaving today…
They were caught in tense silence before the Hawkeye, Falman, Breda, and Kain all walked into the room. "I swear…" Roy began to mumble as he rubbed his temples. "Does anyone know how to friggin' knock…" He continued mumbling incoherent things before Riza piped up. "I apologize sir, but we have important issues to discuss." She began. The colonel only nodded before everyone took a seat around the room. Ed felt it was time for his leave so he stood up to do so but Hawkeye had called him back. "You need hear this as well." She said before the young alchemist returned to his original spot.
"I'm assuming this has to do with my 'problem'." Roy said. "Well, Hawkeye informed us of everything and we immediately sent out a warrant for Miss Mustangs arrest." Breda began. "We're definitely not sending you to the laboratory. We can figure out a cure for ourselves." Kain informed. "And no one really knows of your becoming but we thought it would be best you keep a low profile." Falman added. "Meaning?" Roy asked, raising an eyebrow. "Meaning you cannot stay here in HQ." Hawkeye answered. "There are some people who will send you to the labs, considering who you are, but…" Kain was interrupted by Breda. "But if the problem persists and there is absolutely no cure then you'd be probably be sent there as a last option." Breda explained. "Hopefully, there will be no need to resort to that." Hawkeye added. "Agreed." The colonel responded. "But in any case, someone has to watch after you." Falman said. "Someone has to bring you your work and such, make sure that there aren't any changes to you and also report back to us if there are any problems." Breda explained. "And that's were Fullmetal falls in." Kain added turning his head over to said alchemist. Ed looked up in question; he was completely clueless considering he had not been listening to a word they had been saying. "Are you saying that…" Roy felt his eyebrow twitching. Oh god! He had hoped it didn't have to come to that. "We believe that Fullmetal is able to take up the job. He is the only one out all of us who is able to watch after you." Falman explained. "He's going to have to live with you." Hawkeye added. "Wait… what!" Ed stood up from his seat in anger. "I have no say in this?"
"Actually you don't." Breda countered. "But that's only if the colonel agrees." Kain said. Ed felt relieved by that. The colonel would never agree to such terms. He hated Ed! Or… so he thought.
"What say you, Sir?" Hawkeye asked while eyeing him. Roy took a few moments to think. Hmm… Ed and Roy living together, sounds pretty interesting. "Fullmetal, pack your things. We're leaving tonight." Ed felt his jaw fall to the ground in shock.
A/N: Okay! Der ya go! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and the others will be up soon. I don't really know where this is going myself but just work with me. I think I know but I don't… If you want I'm open for suggestions and ideas! I promise the next chapter will be up in three days! Review please!