Colonel Roy Neko
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Chapter 3... Home Sweet Home!
After at least an hour of kicking and screaming the group finally managed to get Edward into the car. Not without a few scratches and bruises. Ed was having the fit of his life. "I will NOT live in that bastards house, do you hear me! It's just not right! LET ME OUT!" Ed cried as he tried his best to unlock the doors of the car. Riza thought it was best to lock Ed in. Al sighed inwardly as he watched his brother throw a tantrum in the car. They had called him in and given him an idea of the situation. Al really doesn't know about the whole Roy turning into a cat thing. He was only told to pack his things and leave with the colonel that night. "Hawkeye, shouldn't you be threatening him or something?" Kain asked while sweatdropping. "No, its best for Edward to let all his anger out now then bring out on the colonel later." She answered as she continued to watch the Fullmetal Alchemist scream. Alphonse only shook his head in hopelessness before facing the lieutenant. "Speaking of the colonel, where is he?" Al asked. Hawkeye shrugged. "No clue." She replied. "He's in his office. Said he had to take care of some unfinished business before he left." Kain answered.
"What the hell is that?" Havoc asked with shock and confusion. "My ears." Roy answered. "And that?" He asked again. "My tail." Roy replied before sighing. "Why are you dressed up like a cat?" Havoc asked, still not completely satisfied. "I am a cat." Roy answered one last time. Havoc just couldn't resist the urge to just glomp his colonel… Which is what he did three seconds later. "Havoc, what the- AH!" The blond glomped Roy and they ended up on the floor, with Havoc hugging him tightly. "You're just too cute!" he wailed in awe. Roy just stared at the blond in puzzlement. "Okay, umm… Jean?" "Yes Roy?" "Can you… let go? You're crushing my ribs." "Oh… Sorry." Havoc apologized as he released the colonel and blushed to a tinge of pink. Both men quickly stood up and dusted themselves off. "Okay, I bet you're wondering how I got these things." Roy began. "Actually… no." Havoc replied. "I'm too interested in you're ears." He admitted. "Why…?" Roy asked, staring at the lieutenant in confusion. "Well, since those are real cat ears then… are they sensitive like real cat's?" Havoc asked with a smirk. "Yes…" Roy replied with uncertainty. Then Roy's eyes widened in realization. "Do not even try It.," the colonel warned as he took a step back. "Oh, come on. You know you wanna." Havoc said, taking a step closer. "No. Away." He said, taking another step backwards, only to bump into his desk. Havoc got closer, with each step his grin grew. Until finally reaching Roy and scratching behind his ears. "Don't! Stop it! …ha…" The colonel murmured.
"Will he ever run out of gas?" Breda asked in disbelief as he continued to stare at the small alchemist raging in the car. "Well, the colonel is taking a but too long. Someone should fetch him." Hawkeye said. "I'll do it." Al said. "Besides, watching Ed like this is really killing me." Al said while sweatdropping before turning around and heading toward the building. "LET ME OOOOUUUTTT! AL! DON'T GO!" Ed screamed. "Please make it stop…" Kain whimpered.
"Don't do that!" Roy said angrily as he covered his ears with his hands and blushed a deep pink color. "But you know it felt good." Havoc said teasingly. "I called you in for something very important, lieutenant. Not to scratch my ears." Roy said firmly before taking a seat at his desk, still flushed. "It's been about yesterday, isn't it?" Jean asked as he took a seat. "Well, I wouldn't be like this if you hadn't gotten me angry."
"Oh, no. Don't you start blaming this on me."
"Maybe if you had at least told me the reason you broke up with me to weeks ago was because you were pregnant with MY child!" Roy said angrily yet calmly.
"I couldn't have just came up here and said, "oh roy, I'm pregnant!" without you fainting on me!"
"Well you told me yesterday!"
"But I thought you wouldn't believe me!"
"Jean, you didn't even try. How could expect our relationship to work out if you don't even trust me." Roy said, regaining his posture.
"I know, I'm sorry." Havoc said sadly as he lowered his head. "It's just... " Before he was able to finish his sentence there was a knock at the door. "Yes?" the colonel answered with a bit of annoyance. "Colonel Mustang, sir. It's me, Alphonse." The person on the other side of the door replied. "Well talk about this some other time." Roy said to his subordinant before Havoc saluted and opened the door to the younger Elric. Al walked in and Havoc left, closing the door behind him. "What is it, Alphonse?" Roy asked as he gathered his things. He didn't answer. Roy looked up in question as he saw the younger brother standing there, stiff as a log. The colonel could only sigh. "They didn't tell you, did they?" Roy asked. "You're a cat?" Al asked, pointing to the ears and tail. "Yes... I am." Roy replied before walking towared the door. "Oh, um... Ms. Hawkeye asked me to come and get you. Uh... are you ready sir?" Al asked nervously, fighting the urge to just hold the colonel. "Yes. Lets go." Roy sighed before both boys exited the office.
"DAAAH! I am not going with you!" Ed continued yelling, this time the group was trying to pull him out of the car. "NO! I am not going!" He yelled. Al sighed in hopelessness as he walked into the colonel's home with thier belongings. "You can kick and scream all you want, Fullmetal. But you're coming with me." Roy said firmly as he grabbed the small alchemist and actually carried him into his house. "Why didn't you do that before?" Breda asked, left breathless from the struggle. "You be good, Fullmetal. And colonel," Hawkeye said as she and the others stepped into the car. Roy turned around to face the woman with Ed still struggling to get out of Roy's grasp. "Please, don't scratch Edward too much." Hawkeye said with a smirk as she turned on the ignition and left.
"Welcome to my home, boys." Roy said as he placed his stuff on the ground and dropped the fullmetal alchemist on his bottem. It was a pretty nice home. It was a one floor house with rather large living room. There were two large sofa's a coffee table and under it a soft blue rug to match the whole blue feeling to the room. Ahead was a dinning room with a large chandilier and ahead from that was the kitchen. On the left of the living room were doors, two of them being seperate bedrooms and one a small bathroom. To the right of the living room were two doors as well, one being the masterbedroom and the other a bathroom as well. From the looks of this house, the colonel was doing pretty good.
"Well, you boys could put your things in either rooms over there." Roy said, pointing to said rooms on the left. "Make yourselves at home, do whatever you want, blahblahblah and so on. If there's anything you need just let me know." Roy said. Ed opened his mouth to say something but was cut off. "And no, you can't leave." Roy said firmly to the small alchemist. Ed only huffed loudly in frustration. "Alright, I'm going to bed. I'll see you two in the morning." Roy said before yawing and walking off to his room and shutting the door.
"Damn him..." Ed said with malic as he slumped on on the couch. "Don't be so angry with him, Ed. He's trying to be nice to you and I think you should do the same." Al said as he walked into one of the rooms and placed their stuff there. Sad thing is, Roy was trying... And obviously Ed didn't care. "It's not fair, Al. You just shouldn't make two people who hate eachother live together let alone put them in the same room." Ed said as he walked to the room with his brother. "I don't think he hates you, Ed." Al said. "Well if he didn't then why does it seem like he does?" Ed asked as he began to remove his clothes. "It sounds like you two like each other." Al said. "What!" And with that, the brothers were left talking about Ed's feelings toward the colonel.
In Roy's room, he quickly removed his uniform and yawned loudly before crawling under the covers and into bed. His eyes sprang open when he realized how he was lying on his bed. "No..." He muttered as he sat up. "I will not sink that low!" Roy said. He turned to his side and felt his body automaticly curl up. "nooo..." he whimpered. He rolled over onto his back and his eyes sprang open yet again. This time, in pain. He quickly rolled over to his side again and rubbed his tail. Now he knew how sensitive a cats tail is. He sighed and realized there was no hope so he curled up under his blanket like a small kitten would and driftted off to sleep.
A/N: I know! I'm soo sorry! It was short and it sucked... I need suggestions... I'm soo pathetic! cries Anyway, I hope you liked it, at least a little. I'll try to update soon but I got writers block... Review please! This is what keeps me going. Luv ya all! Bye!