Errrr, yes. I am rather astonishing bored.
I don't own the characters, they're JKRs...
Sirius is bold.
Remus is italics.
Moony...
Moony.
Moony!
MOONY!
What is it, Sirius?
You've no bloody idea how bored I am!
Uh huh...
But that's not what I wanted you for.
Yes..
The madness within.
Yep.
You mean you're alright with it? Not pissed off?
Of course.
Really! You were pretty cranky when we called it your furry little problem or said that it was your time of the month...
Uhhhhh.
Are you listening to me, Rem?
Oh?
Bloody hell, Moons! Put the book down.
Oh, really?
Moony! You bloody prat!
Sirius?
Yes, Moony?
Why on earth are you sitting on me?
'Coz you're comfy.
I see.
Well, can I have my book back?
No. I want you to pay attention to me.
Just give it to me! I can have it and still pay attention to you, you know.
That is besides the point.
Sirius, you have to give it back!
Don't be silly! Why would I have to give it back?
Because otherwise I'd force you to give it back.
Is that a challenge, Moony?
nnnnnrrrggggh, watch it!
Uh, Sirius?
Giving up already?
Not quite, it's just could you please stop squirming.
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Speak up!
Be serious, Sirius. Cer, certain parts of my an- anatomy are beginning to r-r-react to certain parts of yours.
Stop laughing! And for Merlins sake stop moving around!
What if I don't want to?
Wh-wh-what!
Oh Remus, why the sudden stutter?
Sirius, what're you doing?
Sirius!
Oh bugger! What are trying to do to me?
Shut up!
Sirius... I still don't understand what you're trying to do to me. What are you trying to do with my hair!
Moony! Moony, be quiet and let me kiss you.
Oh.
...
Ohhhhhhhh... I could get used to the madness within.
What?
Nevermind. Can I kiss you again?
I planning on you doing a lot more before the we're finished here.
Oh.