Title: Tyson is a Genius!
Warning: All or most fan fiction are ooc, out-of-character. This is one of them. Also, there are lots of author insert as I proceed to give comments and information in the middle of the story.
Disclaimer where I shall say that I do not own Beyblade and Naruto…why is Naruto even here?
.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10...and let chapter 2 begin...
It was a lovely day. Nice innocuous fluffy white clouds blocked the harsh glare of the sun whereas the black ones have gone to pester some other places that are far away from the Kinomiya dojo. This was a perfect day to be at the outdoors to simply enjoy the day, yet Tyson Kinomiya was stuck in his room doing his homework which is due the next day.
Of course he was not happy.
Then he thought about Kai and his eyes lighted up. In the past, all he had was himself thus he had to complete his homework. In the past, there was no Kai. Now, Kai is existed, which means he can push all his homework to Kai and have his own fun.
With such thoughts in mind, he ran out of his room to find Kai, hollering said one's name along the way. After making rounds around the dojo, he found Kai in the living room, watching the television screen with rapt attention.
The current show playing out on the television set was news.
Boomerang news.
Tyson shuddered.
The most boring television program in the world was on his television set and Kai was watching it. He did not know which to feel more appalled by, the fact that the dreariest type of television program ever broadcasted on Earth was being shown on his television screen or the fact that Kai was watching it and being engrossed in it.
Tyson quickly swiped the remote control from the table it was on and proceeded to switch the channel. The screen flickered for a moment and the images of naked bodies swept across the screen. Kai lifted an eyebrow at the new scenes as Tyson gave a horrified squeak before violently pressing the buttons of the remote control to change the channel.
Luckily for him, the next few images that popped up were of safe content. In fact it was an anime show and the current scene depicted a classroom full of noisy chattering children.
The scene zoomed in onto a blond in an orange and blue jacket glaring at a pale dark-haired boy who was also glaring back with an equal intensity. The pale-skinned boy was sitting with both of his elbows resting on top of a wide table while the blond squatted on said table in front of the afore mentioned boy. It could be noted that their faces were really close to each other.
Suddenly, a boy standing behind the blond swung his arm and it knocked into the blond. You can guess what happened next. The blond moved forward and his lips met the dark-haired one. Their stunned expressions along with their lips being pressed together was immediately magnified on the screen and Tyson switched off the television.
Really, why had he not thought of that in the first place. It would have saved him much trouble and trauma in the first place. Alas some people are truly slow and he was one of those.
( Even though Tyson is a teenager, he has the maturity of a child thus he is still revolted by anything sexual, even kissing so even if the two people who were kissing were a boy and a girl, he would still be appalled. What I am trying to say is that he was not disgusted by the shonen-ai. Oh and note the Naruto reference that took about 126 words in the word count. squeal)
"What are you doing?" Kai queried in an irritated tone.
"S…saving you from becoming a boring person. You have just been created and that means anything you come into contact around this few days can influence you and may become a permanent fixture in your character."
Tyson gasped out between his haggard breathing that came after seeing shocking things that tried to damage his innocence. (It did not even come to him that he was the one who have to be responsible in making sure that Kai is kept away from bad influences)
"Oh…and letting me see porn is good for me?" Kai leered.
Tyson paled before griping Kai's shoulders and began shaking him.
"Forget, forget those images at once. You have never seen them before. They don't exist."
It was this way that Tyson shook Kai amidst trying to convince him that what he saw was what he had not saw for some time until Kai's amusement was all shaken away and his irritation emerged full force.
"Get yours hands off me." Was all the warning he gave before he flung Tyson's hands away, narrowed his eyes and asked icily.
"Why are you here in the first place anyway."
Tyson brightened up immediately as he exclaimed.
"To ask you to do my homework!"
"Why would you think that I would be willing to do that? I am not your slave."
"I created you!" Tyson whined.
"So?"
"So you have to do what I say." Tyson childishly replied.
"I say no."
"Why 'no'?"
"I do not want to."
"But I am your master." Tyson whined again.
"Leave."
"Huh?"
"Or I will make you leave." With that said, Kai grabbed the collar of Tyson's shirt in a swift motion that the kendo student could not have even seen it coming and threw him out of the living room.
Not wanting to be thrown out again by Kai, Tyson decided to stay outside the living room and yell at Kai until the grey-blue haired person agree to do his homework. However, his plan was thwarted when Kai switched on the television and turned the volume high. The droning voice of a news reporter filled Tyson's ears and stopped him in the middle of his yelling. He was motionless for a few seconds and should anyone saw him at then, they would think that he was a statue posed to point a finger at the sky because that was what he resembled at the moment—a stone figure with a finger pointing in the air. At the next moment, people, if there were any, would see a distortion around the air of the statue as the statue became a blur and when they blink their eyes, the statue would have disappeared.
Back in his room, which was fortunately a large distance away from the living room, Tyson sighed forlornly before resigning himself to fate and went to his homework to do it by himself. (Fate…reminds me of Neji giggles)
Kai could become a boring person like the news person for all he cares.
Fin
.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10...and let chapter 2 end...
Author's note: Tyson is a genius, you know. He created a cool human name just from a brand name of a chocolate. I hope you got the joke in the last chapter where the name 'Kai' can form from 'kit kat' and kai's name is made from a Kit Kat wrapper. You can just remove the 't's and rearrange the 'a' and 'i'…which means his name can also be 'Kia" …(sweatdrop)
It has been so long since I have touched this fan fiction and I am really worried that I will slaughter it…I think I have because when people grow older, they become more cynical, whatever it means, and change would inevitably occur. I tried, I truly tried to keep it funny but I feel that it is really not.
Kai is angry at Tyson for creating him so that is his reason for being mean to Tyson. It replaces his reason of being mean in the anime or manga.
Oh I hope this story is good because I know how annoying it is to read a bad one. At least if the bad one is humor, I would not mind so much but when it is angst…well, when you read an angst fiction you would generally feel sad but when you read a bad and cliché one, you would feel gloomy and irritated. I do not like feeling sad so I usually avoid angst stories like they are plague but in desperate times where your have nothing to read, you are left with no options. Now you know why I do not write angst fan fiction. I usually do not feel depressed and inspired enough for it to happen. I rarely feel inspired, even for ramblings like this one here. Strange but I feel that this story is taking on an angst atmosphere. Uh oh.
I cannot be blamed though because I have just read an angst fan fiction. Let us not take note of the humor fan fiction the author read straight after the angst one.
My emotions are in conflict. I feel proud of having completing a longer chapter but I feel really dissatisfied with the quality of the work. There is this faint imagery in my head but I can neither seem to make it clearer nor expand on it to make it into words let alone a story thus whatever i thought out is not really here though some of it is.
From now onwards, I will be replying to reviews in chapter stories and updating stories once in a year (citing this amount of time to be safe because I am apt at procrastinating, prefers to read others fan fiction than write my own and rarely gets inspired. Excuses, I know but I am a 55 percent reader, 40 percent anime artist and a five percent writer.) unless I feel inspired so I would not be leaving cliff-hangers.
To lilix: I wrote more but it may not be as funny as before. Thank you so very much for reviewing.
To crystal wing: Thanks oh so very much for reviewing. I updated and hope that you would like it.
To Fantasia-girlie: Thank you, thank you thank you for reviewing not only for this story but also some other stories. You are the prompt to making me write chapter 2 along with the reason that I have a lot of time, which I am supposed to be spending in completing my overdue homework but I am still procrastinating. I hope this chapter is up to your satisfaction and that would let me stay on the good side of Bakira and Achoe…they sound dangerous.
Please read and review.