Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other character from the series.
One morning, Harry woke up. "Oh my God," he thought. "I must have had a stroke because I can't feel my arm." But it was just Malfoy's enormous cock putting his arm to sleep. Then they had wild wizard sex 'til noon.
-The end.
Author's Notes: One of my friends wrote this on a flash card when we were working on our research reports. He then dared me to post it here to see what kind of response I got.