Chapter 4- Padfoot's DADA Humiliation

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The students mingle together in a crowd around a platform table. The teacher stands on the table trying to get everyone's attention.

"Excuse me, your attention!"

Spotting Alexis, Lily waves to her and Alexis smiles black standing between Lucius and Severus.

"See what you did!"

"What now!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Says Remus.

"No need to yell at her." James tells him.

"Like its all my fault. In case none of you noticed but she was being a bitch. She could have just handed me my wand."

"Mister Black, something you want to share with the rest us?"

"No sir."

"Then put a lid on it and get up here. Now I need one more-Alex, you come up here."

Alex-oh

Alexis joins Sirius and the professor on the podium.

"This is a dueling match, you will stand facing each other and on my word you will turn and take ten steps. No unforgivable curses. Go."

Sirius and Alexis walk to the center and face each other.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Peter announces.

"So do I."

"Maybe it'll be good."

"How is that James?"

"Maybe it'll end their feud…or make it worse." Remus says.

"Wands ever ready."

"Call this payback."

"We'll see."

They turn and take ten steps away from each other and then whip around at each other. Her cast to disarm him was slower than his cast of impedimento. Alexis fly's back into the wall; his wand is cast from his hand. As he picks up his wand she casts oben-ringsum. Sirius is catapulted into the air and is spun around several times before she drops him back on the table. Due to some dizziness, his spell of rictusempra misses her and she casts ridiculous- das madchen kleid. ( Ridiculous girls cloths) Sirius's black robes turn pink and tighten around him in to a v-neck dress just above the knee. Erupting into laughter, even Lily, James and Remus laugh at their friend. Jokingly, James wolf whistles at Sirius.

"Look'n good Padfoot, Sexy!"

Sirius's dizziness had worn off; he quickly does a spell to reverse hers. Glaring at her he casts a spell and a snake shoots out from the end of his wand.

"Carnum inflamarie." The snake burns to a crisp. "Petrificus totalus." Sirius falls stiffly to the floor.

Claps fill the room and from the teacher as he approaches her.

"Excellent miss Riedel. Did you learn that back in Durmstang?"

"Spare time."

"Very well done. Eighty points to Ravenclaw." He announces causing the Ravenclaws in the room to clap louder. "Finite incantatum." The spell is removed from Sirius.

Alexis looks around the room. Ravenclaws smiling at her triumph and for her large gain in points. Peter was trying to quiet James and Lily who still laugh. Remus looking at her in aw as was Lucius and Severus. Reaching her hands out to Remus he takes them and she jumps down from the table.

"You know I think you officially got Padfoot to hate you." Lily tells Alexis as they leave out the half empty room.

"He can kiss my pale ass, like I care."

Alexis squeaks as she is picked up from behind and set on the ledge of a window seal; it was Lucius. He stands in front of her with his hands on her knees.

"That was beautiful. Too bad I missed your earlier fray with him. Severus told me about it. Exactly how would you have used the bow on him?"

"Use your imagination." She taps his jaw lightly. "Hey Sev." She seta a hand on each of their shoulders and slides down from the window seal.