Snake Lords

"Takes place around when Naruto comes back with Jiriya. Sasuke is still with Orochimaru. So yeah, they're all around 15 or 16. A Naruto and Harry Potter Crossover. I'm not sticking to the plots of either series."

Thinking

"Yelling"

HoukiboshiHikari: Don't worry about there being NejixTen because they're my favorite couple. Unfortunately, they get together a lot later in the story so you might have to wait a while. Sorry :(. And the year you were wondering, well just read the italics at the top of the page. Since Konoha doesn't really have years, I can't say like ya know, year 2005 or something so yeah, this is when Naruto comes back to Konoha after 3 years of training with Jiriya. And the whole Hogwarts gang, well you'll just have to wait to see what I have in store for them and I'm not dropping any hints.

On with the story!

Chpt 2: Magic is Really Confusing, and Painful.

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"Oi, Tsunade baa-chan, how do you know that this magic stuff is real?" whispered a rather nerve-wracked Naruto.

"Well, I'll let our visitor tell you about that." As soon as she said that, the lights went out and a giant figure suddenly loomed out of the darkness in the middle of the room.

"Well hello there everyone," spoke the plum clad old man, "My name is Professor Dumbledore. I am the Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the school that you will be attending. Oh, and hello Tsunade, how are you? And why do all these children look like they've been smacked by huge logs?"

"Why hello Albus. I'm fine thank you. Oh, and I haven't finished telling them what was going to happen because we ran so short on time and…"

"Oh no trouble at all Tsunade-sama. Since you haven't finished telling them, I will gladly finish the explanation for you." Said Dumbledore. Right then and there all the ninjas picked their jaws off the floor and one dared to ask a question.

"Excuse me for interrupting, sir, but how did you get in here? My Byakugan didn't sense anything. Did yours, Hinata-sama?" asked Neji.

"N-no Neji-niisan, It's like his existence j-just came out of nowhere." stuttered Hinata.

"MY BYAKUGAN DIDN'T SEE IT EITHER GUYS!" exclaimed Lee.

"YOU DON'T HAVE BYAKUGAN LEE!" yelled everyone.

"OH THAT'S RIGHT! I FORGOT!"

"I suggest we all be quiet and listen to what our guest has to say." Whispered Shino. Immediately, everyone became quiet and took a seat.

"Why, thank you Shino. And yes I know all your names." He said to a rather perplexed Shino, "As I said before, I am the headmaster at Hogwarts School, the school that you all will be attending..."

"But…"

"Please let me finish. Now Tsunade, how far did you get?"

"Only up to the part where they have a mission and that Orochimaru has joined forces with Voldemort."

"Ah, right. Voldemort, as all of you don't know, is a very powerful, evil wizard that has been trying to conquer the wizarding and muggle world. Muggles are ordinary everyday people. Until 15 years ago, he had enough power to overthrow at least a small country. That is, until he tried to kill a small child, only a year old, named Harry Potter. This young boy was protected by a great power that is hard to describe. Anyways, Harry Potter has been able to survive Voldemort's assaults multiple times. But now I feel, that his power has grown far too strong for Harry, or Hogwarts for that matter. And now since he has banded with Orochimaru, I fear that we can not defeat this threatening new force alone."

"Ne, what can we do? I mean, how can just 15 people make a difference?"

"I'm not there yet, Naruto. Now, you all know how there are two sides to Chakra right?" Everyone nodded. "Well, in the beginning, ninjas, wizards, and humans were one people. They all used the entire spirit, or chakra, that inhabits the body. Mind, and body. However, there were many disagreements. Some preferred mostly physical strength, who turned into current day shinobi, and another part liked the mental strengths, the wizarding community. The majority that weren't on either side didn't like using any spiritual energy and preferred using brainpower and technology, these becoming the human race. They frowned upon energy users and quickly overpopulated the other sides. They then all split into the people we know today, wizards and ninjas becoming myth in the normal human race."

"Then why can't normal people or shinobi's use magic?"

"Oh, but they can. You see, my theory is that our powers became weak from under use of the other side of our chakra, and normal people from not using any at all. And… if somehow, we can train the other half of the spirit, it could possibly double, even triple your current abilities by a magnitude far beyond anyone's comprehension."

"Sounds interesting, but why aren't any of your wizards trying to learn how to use our side of chakra? I mean, it can't be much harder to learn what we do. Can it?" said Shikamaru.

"Well, learning your side of the spirit takes a lot more work and physical training to develop than ours. And frankly, I don't believe that many wizards would be willing to endure the training that you do."

"I don't get it." Said Naruto with a blank look on his face.

"What don't you get?" asked Dumbledore.

"I don't get it." Naruto said again.

"I asked you what you don't get." Dumbledore said again.

"I don't get the beginning part, the middle stuff, and the endy part too." Naruto said, still with a blank face. Everyone sweatdropped bigtime.

"Well I'll say it again. (Insert entire story that I just explained here.)

"So you're saying, that you want us to learn magic so we can get even stronger and help you guys destroy Voldemort and Orochimaru all at once?" said Naruto.

"Precisely. And also, to help protect Hogwarts and the students there as well."

"If it will make me even stronger I'M IN!" shouted Naruto.

"What about me?" said Lee whispered Lee. (A/N: FOR ONCE!) "I can only do taijutsu."

"Well, you can use chakra to some extent, right?" Dumbledore asked. Lee nodded. "Well then you can certainly use magic. Since magic is just the other side of chakra, you can clearly use magic."

"WOW! (A/N: here we go, back to shouting at the top of his lungs.) I WILL DO MY BEST AND BE AWESOME AT MAGIC!" Lee said with his nice guy pose and teeth ping.

"Now, I will go over the things that you must know to live in the wizarding world." He said while pulling out a thin strip of wood. "This is a wand. Like how you use hand seals to control chakra, we use wands to control magical spells such as this. Accio!" Dumbledore shouted.

"Nothing munch happened." Said Chouji who had been eating chips the whole time. Then suddenly, huge cardboard boxes started to fly in through the still broken window and each one landed in front of all of them.

"AHHHH! THE BOXES ARE ALIVE AND EVIL!" screamed Ino.

"Don't worry. That was merely a simple summoning charm. Go ahead open them. Go on, they won't bite." Said Dumbledore good-humoredly.

That's what you say. They look pretty suspicious to me. Thought Gaara who was probing the box with his sand. Naruto was the first to open his box. Upon opening it, he found a really big black thing of cloth.

"Uh, oji-san, (A/N: I think this is how you say old man.) I think I got the wrong box. Mine has a dress in it." Naruto said.

"That's not a dress. Those are your everyday clothes. They're called robes." chuckled Dumbledore.

"NANI! I HAVE TO GO AROUND DRESSED LIKE A GIRL? AND THE STUPID THING'S SO BULKY, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A SHURIKEN HOLSTER!" screamed Naruto at the top of his lungs.

"Always knew he'd come out of the closet sooner or later." Said Kankaru.

"OH YEAH KITTY-BOY! I'LL BET YOURS ARE PINK TO MATCH YOUR PAJAMAS!" retorted Naruto.

"Please settle down everyone. I'm running short on time so we can't waste anymore of the already limited time we have." Said Dumbledore. "Now, these robes will be your school uniforms and must be worn at all times. The lion crest shows that you are in Gryffendor house. For convenience, you are all in Gryffendor. Besides, all of you probably would be sorted to Gryffendor anyways. Now the next few items are just your school books and supplies. Now in you're caldron, there should be your wand. Tsunade knew you well enough to know which wand would be right for you. But just to make sure, pick it up and give it a flick."

Neji waved his about and a white aura surrounded his arm. "Very good Neji. It seems that mahogany with a white harrier feather suits you fine. Now Ten-ten." Ten-ten quickly flicked the wand and a jet of silver water came gushing out right onto Naruto's head.

"Great, now I'm all wet!" complained Naruto.

"Very nice Ten-ten!" Dumbledore said, completely ignoring Naruto's whines. "An iron and oak blend with a solid silver core seems completely compatible with your skills. Naruto, it's your turn." Still grumbling about getting soaked, Naruto moved his wand about violently.

"Nothing's happening." Naruto said irritably. Suddenly, a burst of orange fire wreathed around his body, completely engulfing him. "It doesn't hurt!" Naruto exclaimed. "In fact, it feels really good." And just as suddenly, as it came, it seemed to be absorbed into Naruto.

Hmm… this might be a slight problem. I'll need to talk to Tsunade about this. Dumbledore thought to himself.

"Hey Naruto, your hair's still on fire!" yelled Kiba.

"What? AHHHH! IT'S STARTING TO HURT! ITAI ITAI ITAI! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!" Screamed Naruto. Immediately, Gai took a pipet (A/N: You know, those little squeazy things that are used to measure things.) and squeezed out a single drop on Naruto's head.

"Hmm… I don't get it. Isn't water supposed to put out fire?" wondered Gai aloud. Then Gaara had the sense to engulf Naruto's skull with sand to put out the fire.

Then everyone else went, with a number of different things happening, anything that could have hurt someone happened only to Naruto so everyone else was safe.

"Good. Everyone's wand seems to be sufficient. Now, there's one last thing. You are not allowed to use any of your ninja skills, equipment, or forehead protecters at Hogwarts, unless there is a dire need."

"WHAT?" Everyone shouted.

"We don't need people knowing you're ninjas or have special abilities. Word might get out that could endanger the mission and your lives. None of teachers or students know besides myself. They all believe that I have started a wizard exchange student program. You may bring your equipment to Hogwarts but keep it hidden and train only in secrecy where no one will see you. Now that's all I have to say. You should go home and pack up for the big trip. You will be leaving at 9 tonight. See you then. Oh and Tsunade, I need to have a word with you in private." And with that, Dumbledore and Tsunade walked out of the room leaving the others standing (or sitting) where they were.

"No forehead protecters allowed huh? I'll just bring it anyways and wear it while training." Said Naruto. "Well see you at 9 you guys, I gotta get home and pack." And with that, they all left to get ready for their departure.

Well, there you have it chapter 2. Please review. I'll try to get chapter 3 up this weekend. Till then!